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Internet Keeping You From Scoring

Stupid attention whores.

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by yak

submitted July 19th 2007

55 comments
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comments (55)
Nice post
10 years ago
anyone thats considering watching this .... just fast forward to the last 3 seconds for a buttcrack shot. the rest is worthless
10 years ago
Lol, that's what i thought..
10 years ago
^thank you, kind sir
10 years ago
I can't wait till we get boba fett jet packs and for guys to stop sending me those sparkling flower gifs......the future would be great
10 years ago
that's what you get for being a girl on the internet.
10 years ago
My 16th birthday involved me an a couple friends running around a Wal-Mart and generally causing hell.
At one point one of my friends picks up a toy Boba Fett laser and he claimed to be Boba Fett, so I turn and yell really loudly, "It's my birthday, and I want to be Boba Fett!"
Suffice to say, we got kicked the hell out.
10 years ago
I can't wait till one of the mucho guys sends me one on myspace...that'll make me happy....to clown on them!!!
10 years ago
I may just to spite you.
10 years ago
She'll never see it coming.
10 years ago
this bitch needs to shut up and ride a dick.
10 years ago
You know what? I like this chick. She's hot. She's funny. She likes making fun of internet dorks. SWEET!
10 years ago
Hey smerf! Watcha doin'?
10 years ago
Dude...I know like 50 girls like her, and smarter too.
10 years ago
The 50 girls you 'know' are all in the back of a dirty magazine aren't they? And they're not really your friends, they just talk to you because they're making one fifty a minute
10 years ago
Yeah, of course, fag.
10 years ago
Nice try, smerf, but she probably doesn't read Mucho.
10 years ago
lol Ballz. I get what you're saying.
10 years ago
Yes, but that's beside the point. The point was my otherwise pointless comment about her.
10 years ago
she makes me hard
10 years ago
hahahaha thats great
10 years ago
ahhhh those last few seconds where worth it all
10 years ago
She tries too hard.
10 years ago
...and you're somehow different?
10 years ago
I have better boobs.
10 years ago
I like her tits...and her ass
10 years ago
hold done! Break.com as a place to get contact to girls. That has to be the worse advice ever...its a fucking post-a-video site.
10 years ago
What the fuck are you talking about!?
10 years ago
loser
10 years ago
Who the fuck is Wilba Fett? One of the Fetts I must have missed?
10 years ago
I can't watch more than 1/3rd of this shit. Is she gonna take off her top, or what?
10 years ago
right at the end
10 years ago
she tries selling her intelligence and low assjokes with her body. shes maddoxwannabe so bad. NICE TRY PROSTITUTE, FAPFAPFAP.
10 years ago
eh. Not impressed. Good advice though. Really.
10 years ago
eh. Not impressed. Good advice though. Really.
10 years ago
I can think of other reasons the internet might be keeping a person from scoring. Mostly that you're fucking around with a computer rather than out in the world interacting with real people.

Thankfully I'm not single, so in my case the internet (mucho and porn) causes me to ignore the perfectly serviceable female I have somewhere in the apartment.
10 years ago
So you unchained her from the furnace in the basement?
10 years ago
Balls, you're not married, right? That makes you single, don't try taking up the married banner until you've actually taken he vows, you imposter.
10 years ago
Chairman: I sometimes get tired of fast food, and the toilet always could use a clean. And it's good to let them stretch their legs a little now and then.

Hank: I've been with one woman for eight years and living with her for about six, so I aint exactly single. We've bought enough shit together by this point that lines are definitely blurring (we have what's hers and what's mine AND hers).
10 years ago
Just remember Balls, once you get married all the wonderful blow jobs you enjoy, they go right out the fucking window. And if you bring her back to Canada with you, you might as well marry her.
10 years ago
I've been pretty clear about that to my woman: I'm going to be having blowjobs in my life, I'd just rather they came from her.
10 years ago
Well, it's good you set a notable request. Did she happen to tell you she'll be having "good sex" in her life.....
10 years ago
No, she's frigid.

But seriously, I give as good as I get. I'm all about the cunnilingus; I work that shit but good. Coitus doesn't actually interest me all that much.

And now that I've revealed all this, maybe I should contemplate quitting drinking since this isn't even the weekend yet. But I wont.
10 years ago
haha, loose lips and boats my friend.
10 years ago
The little man in the boat has a terrible time with the Balls' mouth tsunami.
10 years ago
well you're right about one thing..live with a girl for about 3 years and you're considered married..don't get the whole boat thing but that's cool, and what's coitus. Thought it was analingus for a sec..that's just not right though
10 years ago
Derk, your comment is funny on at least 3 levels....
10 years ago
So which three would they be?
10 years ago
Hey Derk: http://dictionary.reference.com/
10 years ago
You've gotta be fucking kidding me, what a retarded way to say sexual intercourse..I keep forgetting I've got the net and that I can look up basically whatever the human race knows
10 years ago
just trying to advertise this bitch's porn site, incorporating almost nude shots into everything they can
10 years ago
I'm sorry, was your comment supposed to have a point?
10 years ago
dude there's no nudity on her site, that sucks
10 years ago
if only i had submitted this post....
10 years ago
on the plus side, 5 years later we all do have i-phones.
5 years ago
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