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Jesus went to war....

We're either with him...or against him

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by Starrsky

submitted July 17th 2007

85 comments
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Jesus went to war....
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i could take him
10 years ago
in your ass?
10 years ago
no in his mouth
10 years ago
The Holy Ghost wants his ass.
10 years ago
He wants to fly a plane in ur house
10 years ago
Is that a young Charlton Heston?
10 years ago
no, it's charlton heston reborn
10 years ago
I believe the phrase you are looking for is "born again", you damned dirty ape.
10 years ago
Goddam, two of my favorite things!
10 years ago
So, how many stinkin' dirty apes DOES it take to screw in a light bulb?
10 years ago
Well, that depends. I'd say 4 gorillas, but probably only 2 orangutans.
10 years ago
I'm not a fan of Luke Wilson, but the dress is cool, looks comfy.
10 years ago
You must drink Kahlúa.
10 years ago
I'm a Bailey's girl, on the rocks.
10 years ago
Mormon picture?
10 years ago
Southern Baptist....
10 years ago
speaking of harry potter just for kicks i just downloaded that new book...i need ways to ruin it for the dorks without actually reading the thing...reading is too hard
10 years ago
Do searches through it and find out who dies, than post it so the pale kids kill themselves.
10 years ago
great now I can't come here till I read the book!
10 years ago
Damn you dik, don't ruin it for the kids.
10 years ago
Damn it dik...you really are a....dik???
10 years ago
Damnit Dik look what you did
* VOLDEMORT KILLS SNAPE ON PAGE 658
* VOLDEMORT KILLS HIMSELF BY REBOUNDING HIS OWN CURSE ON PAGE 744
* Burbage dies on pg. 12
* Hedwig dies on pg. 56
* Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78
* Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159
* Wormtail dies on pg. 471
* Dobby dies on pg. 476
* Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637
* Harry gets killed up by Voldemort on pg. 704
* Harry comes back to life on pg. 724
* Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 745

19 years after the events in the book:
* Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo
* Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
* Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius

The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.

The final lines of the book are:
* "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."
10 years ago
DAMMMMMM YOU Archman. Does Harry get to nail that hottie Asian chick?
10 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

My life is ruined all those years of reading years 1-6 has meant nothing....NOTHING!!!!
10 years ago
DAMMIT! ARCHMAN Thanks for the spoiler alert i guess all i have to do now is print that out and give it to everyone i know that reads the book
10 years ago
Heh, I'm buying two copies of the book. Both will be available on ebay about 30 minutes after I buy them.
10 years ago
shit archman's right about some of that...i'm not checkin it all...jesus did u actually read the book?
10 years ago
I wanted to see something happen with those Indian twins from the last movie.
10 years ago
Adults who read Harry Potter are fucking pathetic. I have read many great books yet when it comes to talking to a seemingly intelligent person the response you get is "nah sorry, I read Harry Potter though"...why dont you grow the fuck up and read a book written for an adult. If you like the magic/wizards/spells that are all throughout the book then fine but read on written for fuckin adults you stupid fucks!

*Oh look at me im 35 years old & im sat on a train reading Harry Potter, arent I cool, the women are going to think im so cultured* NO!
10 years ago
Yeah, everyone knows adults read Lord of the Rings.
10 years ago
No, I didn't read the book, someone just e-mailed me that and titled the message, "Hey big sexy".
10 years ago
Oh & smerf I dont think demand will be that high. Over here the large stores are going to be selling the books far cheaper than the actual books stores.
10 years ago
FUCK!!!! ARCHMAN I COULDNT STOP READING! If those are real spoilers I will hunt you down and shove drano and tin foil up your ass.
10 years ago
could i post a pic of the chapter where he came back to life?
10 years ago
Yeah, but the book is costly me 17.99. The going rate on ebay is 25-40, depending on how long it's been listed.
10 years ago
Thats about £9 which I suppose is pretty cheap. £11 over here @ Tescos.
10 years ago
If you were a dragon what kind would you be and what would be you're special power??
10 years ago
Hmmmm...If I were a dragon?
I'd be a big scaly monster and my special power would be fire-breathing.
10 years ago
i would be a green dragon and my power would be to sodomize you at will
10 years ago
and i mean that in the non-creepiest way possible
10 years ago
Ooh! Rooted up the ricker by a green dragon? They didn't mention that in any Harry Potter book.
10 years ago
didn't mean to excite you needlessly MrF but i was replying to starrsky
10 years ago
Agreed Oranje, I see it all the time on the public transit system here, and it's sad. Not to mention that I haven't seen another person at my school who read a book outside of class. I need more H.P. Lovecraft now.
10 years ago
I'd be the scaly kind of dragon, and my powers would be sexiness!
10 years ago
ya archman"s right
10 years ago
damn that was a kick ass spoiler everything is true
10 years ago
This needs to have a dick psed in.
10 years ago
All he's missing is a heap of indian scalps.
10 years ago
useless pictures, no sense.. dahhh...
10 years ago
Maybe if you didn't join 4 days ago you'd actually be able to appreciate this stuff. Also, don't bitch about anything till you post something yourself, ok?
10 years ago
Yay for Nixonjr!!!!!
10 years ago
Dick, you dick. That's my line!
10 years ago
it is not necessary to post here when you had been visiting for more than you can imagine. and i keep with it, this image stinks..
10 years ago
You are a fucking douche.
10 years ago
I find it necessary to make with the commenting about how lame something is if you have posted something yourself. It doesn't matter if you have visited this website since whenever, just bring in your share of the horrid things we all enjoy.
10 years ago
After his resurrection, Jesus gathered a posse and rode out in search of Judas.

10 years ago
And yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil, for thou art with me. And thou art strapped.
10 years ago
GENIUS!!!
10 years ago
i heard J. Christ had 4 touchdowns in one game for polk high
10 years ago
And he's selling shoes, what a loser
10 years ago
Cut him some slack, he got divorced and had a drinking problem.
10 years ago
Hey, I have a gun almost exactly like that one. Sweet!
10 years ago
this is what happens when backwoods retards learn how to photoshop
10 years ago
FAKE!!! the bible sais he had a sword! and the bible never lies! NEVER!!!

"I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." Jesus (Matthew 10:34)
10 years ago
Come on, make your mind up. Was it Jesus, or Matthew? And it doesn't matter what time he said it either.
10 years ago
So Jesus carries a Winchester.... Bollocks ! he's British so he should be carrying a Purdey.
10 years ago
Wouldn't he be carrying a crumpet then?
10 years ago
Pikelet mate. Crumpet is a hot or tasty female , as in - "she's a right bit of crumpet"
10 years ago
Pikelets are usually thinner than crumpets, but some isolated rural folk tend to confuse the two.
10 years ago
Mmmmmm crumpets. Has to be Warburtons. All others are shite.
10 years ago
For some reason, I think he'd carry a shotgun.
10 years ago
Fucking hell, all this thread is missing is Boom and you guys could have a right jolly ole gather. Pip pip, dogs bollocks and all that.
10 years ago
Funny you should say that nova, I saw this thread earlier and thought "hahaha im not getting involved"
10 years ago
Now you are involved you've got to agree that Warburtons are the best. Smerf's right about the shotgun, but it would have to be a top class one like Holland & Holland Royal Sidelock.
10 years ago
Warburtons with Lurpak butter and none of that low-salt shite either.... still has to be a Purdey shotgun though.
10 years ago
Agreed a nice tasty shooter like a Holland and Holland.
10 years ago
Well since I couldn’t keep away ill have to say I agree, its all about the Warburtons.

(I cant believe you guys created such a stereotypical thread…bastards)
10 years ago
Nah, I think it should be a Remington 12 gauge pump. Just for the killing of primitive screwheads.
10 years ago
Rmington? Not enough class my boy, H & H Royal Sidelock 'pre-owned'- thirteen thousand five hundred of our finest English Pounds. Just about right for the man.
10 years ago
A Pre Owned? For the son of god? Wow, his dad must be a cheap ass.
10 years ago
Unfortunately, even the Creator cannot buy these guns new anymore.
10 years ago
This makes me think of 2 things: The priest from "Dead Alive" where he mentioned "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!" and the MADTV sketch of Terminator 3... "Hasta La Vista, Baby Jesus!"
10 years ago
THAT'S NOT JESSUS!!! THAT'S CHUCK NORRIS!!!
10 years ago
A: It's not Chuck Norris
B: There is no such character as Jessus.
C: Go back to bed.
10 years ago
i hate you :'(
10 years ago
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