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Suntan Lotion

Now thats what I call a sticky situation.

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by stewieX

submitted July 14th 2007

40 comments
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Suntan Lotion
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This is me.
10 years ago
the white chick or the black one?
10 years ago
Just kidding. I would never talk that way to a couple of nice looking ladies.
10 years ago
That can't be anyone from MS, we'd all be telling them to open their holes.
10 years ago
Shit, if that was me they would already be at gun point and sucking my dick.
10 years ago
well, if they were sucking your dick then i think the part about being at gun point is a given
10 years ago
Naturally.
10 years ago
Reminds me of my favorite pick up line: "Get in the car, I have a gun." Works every time. A good follow up is: "If you don't struggle and scream we'll be polite and use condoms and lube."
10 years ago
very nice.
10 years ago
Mr. Malone? I...I'd like to go home, please.
10 years ago
Just as soon as Pepe gets his turn. He's horrible to manage otherwise.
10 years ago
Well, at least Pepe is the nice one.
10 years ago
He's bigger, but he uses lots of lube.
10 years ago
Yeah, you will hardly feel him enter your nostril.
Don't mind the blood and the lightheadedness...
10 years ago
But Apathy hates it when Pepe goes for his ear. It just fucks up his hearing for a day or two afterward.
10 years ago
It's best to let Pepe do what he wants. (Just a tip: if you whimper a lot and call him Padre when you're begging him to stop he gets finished a lot quicker.)
10 years ago
NOW you tell ME!!!
10 years ago
it's like you guys are collaborating on an epic poem. only one with nostril-fucking and ear-cumming. but really, love is a rich tapestry...
10 years ago
... that gets crustier by the minute.
10 years ago
Nice distance.
10 years ago
My girlfriend let me cum on her chest once, and by once I mean pinned her down, and by girlfriend I mean elderly woman at the retirement home I used to work at. Court costs are ridiculous.
10 years ago
your girld=friend let me cum on her chest once too. and by once i mean several times, and by your girlfriend i mean you.
10 years ago
yeah yeah yeah, i have epilepsy, fuck off...
10 years ago
why does it look yellow and not white??
10 years ago
The piss or the sand, either way WTF.
10 years ago
He's got gonorrhea.
10 years ago
Hank you mother fucker, why did you have to go and make it something gross?
10 years ago
I'm no doctor, but three yellow streams sounds like gonorrhea to me!
10 years ago
MMMM, good timeorrea.....ohhh, it stings.
10 years ago
Split Dick!
10 years ago
Did you know a person can get gonorrhea of the eye if they get contaminated jizz in it? A buddy of mine is an opthamologist and he joked that those he treats for this condition are usually cute.
10 years ago
well, most children are cute...
10 years ago
how many cases on average does he get?
10 years ago
Not sure, but this being Japan, probably a good number. Japan is like a giant theme park for venereal diseases. He also wasn't clear on male vs. female patients.
10 years ago
why is urine yellow and cum white?
So you know if your cummin or goin...*pity laugh please
10 years ago
Well, stands to reason. When the Japs are young, they all look the same...
10 years ago
^^@ Balls.
10 years ago
Ha. Ha. Ha.
10 years ago
i cant wait if i ever go to japan!
10 years ago
That's good. Gonorrhea is actually the equivalent of SP-15.
10 years ago
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