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Creationism

And on the eighth day he forgot to turn the Earth over, leaving one side darker than the other.

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by chairman_of_the_bored

submitted July 13th 2007

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Good old Far Side.
10 years ago
My favourite God one is "God at His computer". Love the idea of a smite button.
10 years ago
Microsoft GodWorks 2.0.

"Click OK to create life"
10 years ago
I liked the one where he was making snakes.
"Wow, this is a breeze."
10 years ago
Creationism is so ridiculous even when you only know very little about biology that it is almost funny again. At least to me it would be a waste of time to get angry about it...
10 years ago
The thing about that is the evolution theory does not discount a creator, just the whole idea that men and women magically appeared etc.
10 years ago
well put kikia.
10 years ago
thats where quantum physics comes in
the old electron wave particle thing
if you apply it to evolution
we control it
the act of measuring will change it
thats how dogs can make their litter adapted to weather changes and shit
10 years ago
Yep, Darwin was actually a theology student when he got interested in biology. Never said why life got started, just how things changed into what they are.
10 years ago
You seem quite lucid here though.
10 years ago
I had a science teacher back in middle school who told us she was unsure about evolution. If you're calling yourself a science teacher and don't believe in evolution, that is false fucking advertising.
10 years ago
Darwin, however, did die an atheist. Stories about him rekindling his faith on his death-bed were made up by religious people.
10 years ago
Whilst we're on the subject, DeaRed reminded me of what a teacher said to my niece a few months ago in class (she's 10) and that was "some people believe in evolution". Infer what you will but what's remarkable about this is she doesn't go to a school in Texas, she attends a British school. I really used to think that the whole creationism thing was restricted to US schools. We'd better start believing in devolution as the Christian Lobby gets more powerful.
10 years ago
Im glad i am in university where all thats BS holds no ground. In Aussie high schools i dont think creationism even gets a mention.
10 years ago
Give it time, kikia. Although Aussies are generally tougher and more resilient to bullshit, I'm quite sure there are some creationists in your neck of the woods just waiting...they're like a social virus, spreading memes.
10 years ago
^ Nice one for reminding me about memes, i saw something about them years ago an wanted to read more but coudn't find much, there's lots now, its a very intresting concept.
10 years ago
I share a house with Jehovas Witnesses, so i know all about the creationist theory haha.
10 years ago
Ever pull any intravenous pranks on them?
10 years ago
Or at least showed them that John Safran versus God section on Jehovas?
10 years ago
Do they knock on their own front doors to convert you, kikia?
10 years ago
who asked?
10 years ago
Who asked what?
10 years ago
How many copies of The Watchtower have you read?
10 years ago
lets figure it out.. I replied to JimPanse's comment, hence my comment must be directed towards his.
10 years ago
Haha i havent pranked them with the old JayHo intravenous, there are 3 brothers each around 6'5 so they would pound me like brother thor in reno911. They have said that they have knocked on practically everyones door in the world now so they are going to stop with it. I have read a few copies of the watchtower but it is pretty damning stuff sometimes.
10 years ago
Well sOnn3 considering the fact that there's 15 replies after chimp's comment and the last three of them were questions, it's not that clear who you were talking to is it?
10 years ago
Guess the arachnids are just shit out of luck.
10 years ago
Everyone knows the devil created spidies...
10 years ago
Then how do you explain spiderman...
10 years ago
Spiderman is an instrument of the Dark One, created to 'appear' to stand for righteousness. Rather like Ted Haggard, but Spiderman's yet to be outed...
10 years ago
Spiderman is an instrument of the Dark One, created to 'appear' to stand for righteousness. Rather like Ted Haggard, but Spiderman's yet to be outed...
10 years ago
So both Spidermen are instruments of the Dark Ones are they?
10 years ago
Notice how he is sprinkling them right on Texas.
10 years ago
God Bless Texas!
10 years ago
Funny, it looks like it's aimed at Canada to me.
10 years ago
... theres a difference?
10 years ago
Yeah. The shitheads in Texas are more red than the ones in Canada.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
I thought God was black. He is in Bruce Almighty and its follow-up. This picture must be fake.
10 years ago
it is fake, God is a woman.
10 years ago
Does that make God a black woman? Who was that black woman with the broom in the old Tom and Jerry cartoons? We know now.
10 years ago
Mammy Two Shoes.
10 years ago
Ahh. I miss the Far Side. I wish Gary would have continued that strip.
10 years ago
Kinda hard when your dead...
10 years ago
he's dead? then it must of been his ghost i met at the barnes & noble in chicago... creepy...
10 years ago
dun...dun...dunnn
10 years ago
he has a book with plants written on it , i bet there is a awesome desciption about plantshit.
10 years ago
Somehow, I doubt it. If there was a God, which I doubt, then he would have overlooked you.
10 years ago
no para-bellum you're wrong plantshit is mentioned in that book as an ugly seed from the ugly tree which when it fell off hit every branch on the way down then begat a plant which proliferated and became the nemesis of humanity which we now refer to as the dandelion
10 years ago
or maybe the bear slayer i can't remember now
10 years ago
I stand corrected, sasquatch. Sounds a good description, so you obviously didn't make that up on the spot...
10 years ago
it's not a book, it's a box of seeds. everything else is seed containers you'd think plants would be a special book mixed in with that? dumbass
10 years ago
plantshit is special and is not a seed.
10 years ago
PLantshit should never, ever be allowed to seed.
10 years ago
Although he certainly is 'special'.
10 years ago
I have something to admit people of earth... you were a mistake.
10 years ago
The Far Side was the best
4 years ago
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