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bucket o' shlongs

sure beats a basket o' fries

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by fukemall

submitted July 12th 2007

52 comments
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 bucket o' shlongs
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comments (52)
This was Hank's plate at the world dick eating competition. Of course, it was empty afterwards.
10 years ago
Kobiashi could do it.
10 years ago
Sea slugs are actually kind'a tasty.
10 years ago
not so much.. he has arthritis of the jaw so its pains him to eat competitively now a days... and did you see him recently? hes cock diesel like some carrot top shit.
10 years ago
Kojach, quit stealing my dicks and stuffing them up your ass. You've got a lot of nerve to try and call me out, you phallus fan.
10 years ago
Oh yeah, did everyone know? Kojach loves it up the ass. His favorite ass cream flavor is rocky road.
10 years ago
Wow that sounds like a big event. Did Hank get a second plate?
10 years ago
woah theres flavoured ass cream now? the apocalypse is nigh.
10 years ago
Everyone should have known that, because I've said it myself. Yes everyone, I love "it up the ass" I'm not attracted to men at all but I know that massaging the prostate feels good and you're all just afraid you might like it too.
10 years ago
You and Bendo should get together. He'll put on a dress for you, I bet.
10 years ago
I'll bet you will jerk off to it later, like the sad gay fuck you are. Hank, remember this, if you don't say anything you can't look stupid.
10 years ago
I don't jack off to gay porn like yourself. Bendo, you're too dumb to remember this, but You stupid whether you're saying anything or not. Congratulations ass junkie.
10 years ago
^You're. Now fuck off.
10 years ago
Wow, you're so creative Hank, you keep repeating the same shit over and over again. Is this the effects of your daddy molesting you night after night.
10 years ago
Wow, you're so creative Bendo, you keep sucking the same cocks over and over. "Keep it in the family." That's what your daddy used to always say, right?
10 years ago
....why don't you just say what i just did. You're very good at that faggot. Do you just look at my comments and rearange them. You're a loser.


Now its your turn to copy and paste and then switch around the words.
10 years ago
Why don't you just do what I said. You're a very good faggot. Do you just look at cocks and then suck them. You're a fucking human glory hole. Now, as always, it's your turn to be the middle man between Bummedhere and your father.
10 years ago
Tell me Hank, does it burn everytime your boyfriend pulls out of your ass and shoots it in your eye?
10 years ago
Tell me Bendo, did it hurt when your boyfriend left you for your father?
10 years ago
Only a little.
10 years ago
Looks like a truce. For now.
10 years ago
one of those might be mine
10 years ago
Well, at least it's not in the bucket o' shlorts.
10 years ago
ah, thats where mine is, i lost it 2 yrs ago.
10 years ago
What's the song called again? "Detachable Penis"?
10 years ago
by King Missile



"i work up one morning, and my penis was gone"
10 years ago
haha, wow, somebody got inspired by the ship of dicks from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Unless this is supposed to be raw material for a real life ship of dicks...
10 years ago
Best dickisode ever.
10 years ago
Close the dick door!
10 years ago
Tubular.
10 years ago
Right..a bowl of cut off penises, are those penises? they look fucking weird.
10 years ago
Vath the penis expert, though the 15 inch one on the left does raise a few questions.
10 years ago
Vath-They are FAKE. There are not that many WHITE dicks that long on the entire planet.
10 years ago
Right...
10 years ago
Shut the fuck up Vath, and stop using my name.
10 years ago
Looks like they netted them. They must be wild dicks.
10 years ago
if there is such a place where the wild dicks roam... it would be a magical place.
10 years ago
I feel a King Missile song coming on.
10 years ago
They look like clean blood worms
10 years ago
It's a micrograph, they're nematode worms and they'd all fit on the head of a pin. Maybe...
10 years ago
...not.
10 years ago
Fuck. Done it again. I should try to wake up properly before typing this drivel and missing the reply button. Does residual alcohol make the Reply button hard to find or does it simply make me even more of an asshole?

I already know the answer.
10 years ago
The latter. But the reply button doesn't automatically show up when you make an entirely new comment. Got to refresh the screen instead of instinctively typing in the empty box right below you.
10 years ago
Dont' make excuses for him cotb, he's just a twat.
10 years ago
Why, thank you, Chairman. As for you, MrFugs, well. You know...
10 years ago
Why, thank you, Chairman,Why, thank you, Chairman. Jeeesus H.F. & G. fucking Christ, man! Any further up there and you'll be brown shouldering him.
10 years ago
Awww, Fuggies, you're just jealous now...
10 years ago
somebody call Kobayashi
10 years ago
Kobayashi!!!!!!
10 years ago
BTW, did you know Kobayashi means little forest in Japanese? Yes, yes, I know, nobody cares, right?
10 years ago
either way it'd be pretty funny to slip a couple of these wang things into kobayashi's next hot dog eating competition
10 years ago
Did you know Kobayashi means big wang in Chinese?
10 years ago
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