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God Hates the World

I hate these fuckers...

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by KoolKidsKlub

submitted July 11th 2007

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1st
10 years ago
I say we have an auto-ban for using the words 'first' & '1st' etc...we will just have to be careful!
10 years ago
careful? i say it happens unannounced and it ends up like a game of tag in a minefield.
10 years ago
That's now how you usually play tag?
10 years ago
Notice how all those bitches are ugly. God must hate them too
10 years ago
PEOPLE YOU DONT GET IT !!!!!! ITS GOING TO BE ANOTHER WACO!@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!THEY WILL DIE FOR THERE SINS!!!
10 years ago
Furst ??
10 years ago
well, i don't really feel like getting banned every time i use the word 'first'.. i say a ban-permission for certain members.
10 years ago
yea asshole, and you probably think you are one of those certain members huh?
10 years ago
Yak choose me! i swear i will ban the shit out of every infidel and make the site a good mucho allah sucker.com
or else i will hit you Yak with the bar or stick or my dick in your empty read skin head!
10 years ago
read skin head?
10 years ago
yeah actually i do think i should be one with that permission, i wouldn't even ban you, that's how righteous i am! but seeing that fools like would want it too, i guess it's a bad idea. with great power comes great responsibility! that's what my uncle hank vath always used to say.
10 years ago
*fools like you
10 years ago
You've always been a good nephew Vic, and responsible with the power you've been given, that's why I trust you to shave my balls.
10 years ago
I would ban all you cocksuckers, and only allow cool people like me.
10 years ago
Am I cool? Please say yes! Please, please!
10 years ago
lmao @ Hankchini
god damn u hank, i will vote for hank (after me of course!)
10 years ago
Thanks. Allahu Akbar.
10 years ago
lol
you have asian accent! but its cool, let Iran and China and Russia unite and take over America, holy shit, how many infidels we will behead! i will leave El-wanko fappo for u,
10 years ago
any russian on MS?
10 years ago
I'm Russian, or, at least my mother is.
10 years ago
Any russians, lol. We killed them all in the hot war.
10 years ago
You didn't kill my mama. She's indestructable.
10 years ago
u have a russain mom?
lol im jealous!
can we change our moms for one night?
10 years ago
Oh yeah, well maybe I'll cut off my own head. Then what will you do? Suckers.
10 years ago
thats a sin asshole, god wouldnt like suicide, only if it is suicide bombing,
ahh fuck god, but it is not just fair, you must let us behead u not ur self
10 years ago
dont be as asshole for once
10 years ago
Why is it that all radical, religious, right-wing nuts are ugly? You never see a good looking crazy person.
10 years ago
I mentioned the God Hates Fags .Com T-Shirt girl didn't I?
10 years ago
One of my ex's is half Russian. And half Jewish, too.
10 years ago
Wow, this video makes me want to turn over a new leaf.....
10 years ago
It makes me want to turn over some chick and go to town.
10 years ago
Id do her daughter.
10 years ago
Well they did say it was too late, soooo fuck it, live it up!!
10 years ago
Cheers!
10 years ago
seconded
10 years ago
I'd fuck the daughter that had a solo at the end...I'm going to hell for so many other things anyway. If you've done something for each of the layers of hell which one do you go to?
10 years ago
you pick
10 years ago
Say hello to GWB for me, Kojach.
10 years ago
Makes me want to go to the nearest church and lay waste with a Mossberg full of solids
10 years ago
FAP FAP...wrong video
10 years ago
You are not awesome, obviously.
10 years ago
HAHAHA at 3:59 they say we'll eat our children.
10 years ago
Since that had nothing to do with what this thread was about, KoolKids, that really should have been it's own comment, stupid.
10 years ago
Run! It's the comment police! Stop oppressing him Officer Smerf.
10 years ago
so party in hell it is then
10 years ago
i'll bring the beer
10 years ago
ill round up some hookers
10 years ago
I'll invite Hitler, he's a party king.
10 years ago
cant wait
10 years ago
And Heph, can't forget the Heph.
10 years ago
i'll bring the ice!!!......oh.....
10 years ago
Nice, soah.
10 years ago
I'll be in the pagan Roman section... those motherfuckers knew how to boogy. I mean, vomitoriums.
10 years ago
and we can hang saddam again for entertainment!
10 years ago
"aw, come on, saddam. just one last time!?"
10 years ago
lol
saddam is a Muslim hero martyr u moron, he is in heaven fucking virgins,
but we can hang jesus, im sure he is cool enough to let us
10 years ago
i wanna fuck prophet muhammad in the ass, i hope he comes to take a look at hell, or maybe i can visit heaven once, holy shit, i will rape a lot!
10 years ago
and then i will hit Abraham Lincoln with the bar or stick or whatever it is in the head,
you morons!
10 years ago
Christ Man! Take your medication.
10 years ago
A nice buckshot rinse of the brainpan might suffice.
10 years ago
Agreed!
10 years ago
we're all headed straight to hell? but i have to go to work tomorrow.
10 years ago
so you're headed to hell first thing in the morning, stop splitting hairs.
10 years ago
Stop by when you can.
10 years ago
Better hell in the morning than work
10 years ago
yeeaah, if you could just come into hell on sunday, yeah that'd be great.
10 years ago
They're telling us we are going to hell, and they hold signs that say thank god for 9-11, wow.
10 years ago
What, you didn't know they were psycho?
10 years ago
I'd rather have 72 whores in hell than getting shut down by 72 virgins in heaven.
10 years ago
Yeah, but in hell, you have no dick.
10 years ago
is dik going to heaven with the nice people then
10 years ago
No, they have their own layer of hell, just for him.
10 years ago
Was the chick in the God Hates Fags .com shirt hot?
10 years ago
Definite potential there.
10 years ago
she was cute and doing her bit against lung cancer as well
10 years ago
Yes he does
10 years ago
actually, they'd fit in well here.
10 years ago
Not unless they post their tits.
10 years ago
Damn, I thought from the title it might be an atheist song. That would be a great title, I gotta get on writing it.


I bet those people would expel their bowels if they saw MS, someone send them a link.
10 years ago
I wrote a song called "Sell Out God" a few years back.....But that was about the priests.
10 years ago
Wouldn't an atheist who writes a song called God Hates The World be a hypocrite?
10 years ago
I was gonna mention that as well, good call.
10 years ago
ha nova you big geek
10 years ago
wtf? I thought we were friends....
10 years ago
When you hear my lyrics it will all make sense. It could be about how if there was a god he would hate everyone for what they've done in his name.
10 years ago
Kojack, you were ejected from this conversation as soon as deadred42 commented, zip your lip!!!
10 years ago
I have this theory that God gave up. Just went "You know what? You all are a bunch of fucktards. And you did that to yourself, which is the saddest part. You made the problem, you fix the fucking problem."
10 years ago
does that mean that you believe in god, smerf? dirty christian!
10 years ago
Must... submit... Gary Larson cartoon... even if it's the last... thing I... do.
10 years ago
"Something tells me this thing is only half-baked."
10 years ago
Close but not it!
10 years ago
Do I get an Honorable Mention?
10 years ago
Hell if you can recall a Far Side cartoon on a specific subject off the top of your head I'll let you write "FIRST!" on the upcoming side boob picture.
10 years ago
Sweet.
10 years ago
Technically, belief in God does not make someone a Christian. They could also be Jewish, Islamic, or a number of offshoot religions, like Bahai or Drus.
10 years ago
Or just plain dumb.
10 years ago
Or just plains indians.
10 years ago
I believed in God before I heard George Carlin's take on the 10 Commandments. After that, I figured fuck it, I no longer buy this bullshit.
10 years ago
^that was a great stand-up comedy special.
10 years ago
According to George Carlin, he prays to Joe Pesci instead of bothering God on his one fucking day off. :)LOL
10 years ago
I'm paraphrasing when I quote Carlin here. "I'm a sun-worshipper, but I don't pray to the sun. Know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. I think he's a good actor, and on top of that, he looks like the kind of guy who could get things done. I'll tell ya, I had a problem with my neighbor and his dog barking at 3 AM. So I pray to Joe and he sorts that shit out in no time. Amazing what a guy like that can do with a bat." Sorry, I just listened to it a while ago. Had to write that up here.
10 years ago
What this video didnt show was once everyone was done singing they all drank the punch and mass suicided
10 years ago
No, no, they only left it out so they could leave the scene to our imaginations.
10 years ago
^Damn them, the Sopranos and David Chase. Still great though.
10 years ago
hey Dik, you angry aboot the upside down flag near the end, eh?
10 years ago
dick it's not nice to make fun of dik's nationality!
10 years ago
There's a great billing for a fight: Dick vs. Dik.
10 years ago
Dik doesn't really show up on command often. He works nights, right?
10 years ago
I think they need Jesus to come and slap them up side the head.
10 years ago
jesus is known to bitch slap a ho... remember when he got all pissed the fuck off when those jews were selling shit in the temple? that was awsome!
10 years ago
i dunno knocking over stall vs destroying entire cities turning people to salt, flooding the entire world and castng bitches out of paradise? give me old testement god over jesus man.
10 years ago
Old testament God was the greatest villian of all time. Except maybe Andy Dick in the Hebrew Hammer.
10 years ago
LOL
10 years ago
That guy was great. What did he say to the cripple? "Do you need fucking crutches for your ears, too?" Something like that.
10 years ago
Wheres a suicide bomber when you need one
10 years ago
Yeah, fuck blowing up the Pentagon, soldiers in Iraq, embassies, etc. Blow these fuckers to little chunks. I don't even care if it's Al Queda that does it. Let's get some other terrorists some press time, how about it? Maybe the IRA...
10 years ago
I'd rather it was a psycho, libertarian, KKK style militia.
10 years ago
Yeah, but I'm personally opposed to the KKK.
10 years ago
Me too, but for sheer lunacy and shitheadedness they are the most amusing of terrorist groups.
10 years ago
anyone of you could do it. the choice is all yours, will you sacrifice yourself for the rest of us atheists?
10 years ago
That sort of call to martyrdom only works best if you promise something for them they'll enjoy after they've died. Fuck, what a catch 22.
10 years ago
Bomb, maybe. Suicide bomb, not a chance in hell. There's no way I'd give up my life for these asshats.
10 years ago
So...god hates the world, but can't do anything about it...he's just waiting for people to die one-by-one...and the only way he can get his message out is by having this group of nutballs sing a song...Okey doke.
10 years ago
God does not have to prove himself, we must have faith!
God chooses not to help people, he is testing us!
God, dont you know anything?
10 years ago
You seem to be forgetting that we're living in the end times. I know people have been saying that for thousands of years... but this time it's really true! Yep. Just around the corner... wait for it... wait for it...
10 years ago
Ah fuck it. Armageddon's gonna come while I'm up at the cottage this weekend. I just fucking know it.
10 years ago
Oooo, the cotttage, eh? I expect to hear stories of drunken debauchery when you come back.
10 years ago
Score, my in-laws are coming over this weekend. Praise the lord.
10 years ago
>A:wtf is wrong with them, they must not know how to read, the bible only refers to a fiery pit figurativly, and it NEVER mentions a place known as hell or anything like it in any literal way. B: even the child had to pretend to smile after singing that bullshit, and C: are all canadians like that?
10 years ago
*pssssst* Theyre American
10 years ago
..I think
10 years ago
personally i think the child had been fed X...thats why she was smiling so much
10 years ago
Maybe she should be FedEx'd.
10 years ago
Unfortunately, they are American. They're in Kansas.

I actually went to their website to find that. I feel sullied. However, they have an "upcoming events" calender, which I may take a look at. It'll be nice to know where to bring my baseball bat and mask.
10 years ago
why was the guy waving the canadian flag around?
10 years ago
The bible says tons of shit about burning for eternity, eternal fires, etc.

And yes, all Canadians are like that.
10 years ago
> no, it doesnt El_Wanko. its somthing that was invented to striker fear into people who cant read,and back then, it was pretty much everyone except the priests and a few scribes.
10 years ago
Well if it's in there now, through corruption or mistranslation or whatever, then still I consider it to be in there. Besides, the bible is 100% literal - everyone knows that. It's the first thing they tell you when they're asking for cash.
10 years ago
uh, guys. The Canadian flag is upside down, eh?
10 years ago
Blonde chick at the end had a dirty whore mouth. Daddy like!
10 years ago
Well i dont really believe in any kind of "god" but i hate these people none the less.. they give all religious "normal" people a bad name, and what sucks even more is that that chicks daughters are really hot. but they hate blacks so i cant get in them panties.
10 years ago
What youre black? I used to like you too...

Just kidding
10 years ago
don't worry morph i'm white and i dont think i've got much of a chance either
10 years ago
Morph, you can do better than these twats. (The people in the video)
10 years ago
Eh, probably those twats too.
10 years ago
i didn't see any signs saying they hate blacks man, maybe black people are just smart enough to hate fags all by themselves so don't need god?
10 years ago
I think you missed something, Alyon: that means they also hate lesbians and bi chicks, too. Which is bad.
10 years ago
is BAD! BAD!!
10 years ago
i would NOT want such a monster as a mother-in-law!
10 years ago
I think their founder hates blacks. Can't remember the details.

So does god, of course. You can tell because he punished people in New Orleans for being black.
10 years ago
>wait... are you black. or a nigger? theres a dif.
10 years ago
The difference lies in the person saying those two words.
10 years ago
There is no difference in the eyes of god, they must all be punished!
10 years ago
Hahah they're canadian....was that old guy making fun of stevie wonder?? You just don't make fun of stevie wonder...
10 years ago
Not like he'll see you doin' it.
10 years ago
These people came to my city to protest the burials of some troops...they need to be invited to the white house and forced to drink the "kool-aid"
10 years ago
how come when they turn up at these burials somone doesnt sort them out
10 years ago
oh they're protected by the 1st amendment...and if I had my way they'd be sniped and I'd give the women to the men of this site to have their way with them
10 years ago
HUZZAH!!!
10 years ago
Starrsky, I wouldn't fuck them with a ten foot pole, much less my dick. They should never be allowed to have the chance of a possibility of breeding.
10 years ago
And they're not Canadian, they American, more's the pity.
10 years ago
*they're. Damnit, I'm fucking up all over tonight.
10 years ago
Starrsky, you're allright.
10 years ago
Hell yeah, she promised us side-boob!
10 years ago
side boob!? hot dang! yeah starrsky is allright.
10 years ago
>MORE SIDEBOOB >:O
10 years ago
It all comes back to that side-boob doesn't it?
10 years ago
oaky...

A: they are the Phelps family from Kansas

B: if god hates anyone, its them (and muchosuckers)

C: If I had to choose somebody to rape, it'd probally be the blonde i the front.
10 years ago
Looks like the guy at the back wanted rescuing from those nutjobs the way he was waving the flag upside down.
10 years ago
That's despicable! They're even teaching their children to mispronounce wrath. It's ROTH, as in David Lee...or Khan.
10 years ago
>no, its not... its "w-rath"
10 years ago
what a bunch of twisted fuck nuts!
10 years ago
Amen!!
10 years ago
Look at 4:35, the flag is upside down... if your being filmed at least do the whole thing right.
10 years ago
I think they did that on purpose.
10 years ago
They have a hate-on for Canada because their fearless leader came up with his "God hates fags" routine about ten years back and got charged with a hate crime and they deported his ass.
10 years ago
Haha, I didn't think this would get posted.
10 years ago
God doesn't hate Canada!!!!
10 years ago
God hates the world. Weren't you paying any attention??!?
10 years ago
hahahaha they're mad serious singing that retarded ass song hahahahaha. i think they don't realized they're saying god hates them too...?
10 years ago
this is as fucked up as the be-headings!
10 years ago
hahahahahahaha
10 years ago
But if you beheaded these idiots, it would be a beautiful example of two wrongs making a right.
10 years ago
These turds just want attention. And I fucking love how they brainwash their kids into automated response machines. These guys need to hurry up and drink the fucking Kool-Aid.
10 years ago
haha a fag wrote "Jesus is a Cunt"... so maybe thats why he's scared of him ;)
10 years ago
THE SIEGE IS COMING!!!!!!!!
10 years ago
How do they know? I mean has he sent them a letter, email, fiery angel gram or some thing.
10 years ago
These guys are so over the top that I wonder sometimes if they'll be on tv one day, and just say "it's satire, you retards? You guys thought we were for real?"
10 years ago
I'd like to throw a grenade into the middle of that.
10 years ago
agreed
10 years ago
What is this the Church of the Retards ??
10 years ago
What church isn't?
10 years ago
Agreed
10 years ago
this shit is just plain boring. if you take these people seriously, you have something wrong with you.
10 years ago
The old bitches remind me of a line from Burroughs, "decent church-going women with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces." Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do.
10 years ago
alot of my family is hardcore christian........but not crazy asses like this, wishing death on people
10 years ago
lol the other side of the taliban
10 years ago
These people actually believe that god hates the U.S. for all the queers that live here, somewhow that everyone fault. However I'm not sure if they think they'll get any better in the end.
10 years ago
Was that Pearl the landlord singing at the end?
10 years ago
i was waiting for the little girl at the end to break out the old "god hates fags"
10 years ago
The best part of this is that they, of all people, are calling everyone else "hateful"
10 years ago
i'm finding that really hard to believe that they consider everyone else in the world hateful.
10 years ago
just watch when they are in trouble they wont hesatate to call the police or if there chrich is bombed by a terrist bomber they will call out to the milatry to help them.
10 years ago
Hey Yak, maybe you should have some sort of spell checker or something...
10 years ago
God damn it! Now I'm going to be humming that for days. Oh well, maybe it'll make the Mentos theme finally go away. It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all.......
10 years ago
...that's all nice and well....but can they DANCE?!?!?!?!?!
10 years ago
no you incompetent mother fuckers I SAID GOD HATES YOU. like all religious extremists, always get the damn message wrong dont ya.
10 years ago
If god hates anyone its these fuckers. They are sick in the head and deserve to be shot.
10 years ago
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