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A public service announcement on masturbation.

And knowing's half the battle. :)

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by Kris2321

submitted July 10th 2007

92 comments
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A public service announcement on masturbation.
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It's MY DICK, I'll wash it as fast as I want too!
10 years ago
fag
10 years ago
yes, because we ALL know that only gay guys wash their dick
10 years ago
Hahaha...I should send this to my Mom. She works for UM. What a fine institution.
10 years ago
be sure to let us know what she thinks about this
10 years ago
and tell her im sorry.
next time ill wait til i get to my room
10 years ago
and tell her i love her,
oh no i mean you love her
10 years ago
And tell her I want my anal beads back.
10 years ago
Jeez, "semen related costs"?
10 years ago
Yeah, I'm sure they held a meeting and everything.
10 years ago
.....
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
Heres a chart showing our semen costs from 2005, and next to it one from 2006. As you will notice, we have doubled our semen expenditures in only one year.
10 years ago
If they wanted accurate costs, they'd use a hair pie chart.
10 years ago
I think there's an industry to handle "semen related costs"
10 years ago
We need an industry to handle "hit the fucking reply button, asshole."
10 years ago
It wasn't a reply, cocksucker. Go fondle your balls in a corner if your boyfriend hasn't sucked them off.
10 years ago
You're thinking about me, aren't you?
10 years ago
just don't do it in the shower
10 years ago
Bad for the pipes, apparently.
10 years ago
Good for the forearm muscles, though.
10 years ago
Popeye was out at sea too long!
10 years ago
I wasn't masturbating, I was cleaning it and it just went off...
10 years ago
supernova... i tried responding to your email, only it gave a permanent error of not sending cause your mailbox doesn't exist. just email me the new address you want and i'll change it for you
10 years ago
heh misfire!
10 years ago
what the hell is happening here?
gay blind date?
10 years ago
deja is a chick...and she's taken dammit
10 years ago
Supernova's not a chick?
10 years ago
:| deja is a chick? wtf i thought yak was..
10 years ago
girls on the internet?
10 years ago
She's secretly trying to get Yak a Star Trek jacket for his birthday.
10 years ago
Fug, that made me laugh...
10 years ago
This has got to be the most confusing threads ever...
10 years ago
without question
10 years ago
So, would a picture of Yak, Deja and me having a 3-way be even more confusing??
10 years ago
More disturbing, really.
10 years ago
i don't think yak and deja would admit to that, wario..
10 years ago
i'm surprised you guys know the online community personally. i thought mucho was for watching videos, leaving raunchy comments and gettin the fuck out.
10 years ago
You gotta wonder exactly how they found out the pipes couldn't handle semen.
10 years ago
Gee...I wonder.
10 years ago
o i ponder
10 years ago
"Reckon there's semen yonder."
10 years ago
"And Iranian has grown much fonder."
10 years ago
of the sheets he'll have to launder
10 years ago
so as not to squander
10 years ago
the school's semen budget any longer
10 years ago
d d d d amn
10 years ago
scared your momma is gonna find out?
10 years ago
teehee i love taking potshots at you!
10 years ago
teehee your gay
10 years ago
teehee i know what you are but what am i?
10 years ago
teehee?
10 years ago
Does semen really clog the pipes? *nervous laughter*
10 years ago
not if u suck and lick it from the floor
10 years ago
Does draino really run in the thousands now?
10 years ago
haha good thing girls don't have semen....I mean...Umm.....semen is bad you pipes>>
10 years ago
Er, what?
10 years ago
She's single, smerf.
10 years ago
or am I??
10 years ago
Intriguing!
10 years ago
Dun dun, Dunnnn....
10 years ago
LOL
10 years ago
and where's this damn bikini picture she promised? not that i'm a lech or anything...
10 years ago
starrsky might not clog the pipes with semen... but all that bloody uterus she sheds fucks up the plumbing. Maybe worse, even.
10 years ago
think of your drains, get a girlfriend.
10 years ago
Or could it be Starrsky's clogged up with semen?
10 years ago
I'll check....
10 years ago
beating off is just flat out fun
10 years ago
Race ya!!
10 years ago
i won
10 years ago
Everyone wins in a jacking off race, eventually.
10 years ago
except for the last guy who has to eat the biscuit
10 years ago
That's a glaze of another flavor right there... The hank special
10 years ago
Everyone wins in a jacking off race, eventually.
10 years ago
ahh and i move right into the idiot mucho noob group, and in record time too...
10 years ago
Somethings are worth saying twice.
10 years ago
you can say that again.
10 years ago
he did
10 years ago
There's a photo circulating on the internet of the same message for every university that has dormitories.
10 years ago
make that everything with four walls and a roof.
10 years ago
Yeah, I found one on my girl's vag the other day. It's got a roof!
10 years ago
So what you're saying, chairman, is that this is an endemic problem of university dormitories?
10 years ago
I just thought it interesting that from the UK to the US suddenly all these emails with photos attached of signs with different university letterheads all stating the same thing all started in the space of a couple of weeks.

Could be as you say. Perhaps fortunately, I've never stayed in one long enough to know.
10 years ago
University dormitory that is.
10 years ago
It's not a problem at the University of Chicago. I bet half the guys here don't even know how to masturbate.
10 years ago
What kind of world is this becomming where you cant jizz in a public shower? I weep for our children.
10 years ago
Doesn't say you can't, just that you shouldn't.
10 years ago
And the moral of the story is - get a girlfriend that swallows.
10 years ago
Is there any other kind?
10 years ago
I've heard that some think it's gross, but who the fuck cares about them.
10 years ago
A little cinnamon in your coffee, fellas.
That's the secret.
10 years ago
You think they'd eventually buy semen-capable pipes.
5 years ago
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