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Smoking Turtle

Hes in flavor country.

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by yak

submitted July 9th 2007

69 comments
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comments (69)
Fucking retards.
10 years ago
hey there just trying to express them selfs kek
10 years ago
its a fucking turtle it doesnt have feeling just like me
10 years ago
ya well i have feelings when im ramming into your mom emostrongg guess what im hot and i 69 all the time
10 years ago
Hey, is this new guy "vath" the new "hank chinasky?" I think hank has a new screen name....
10 years ago
You turds..i was referring to the guy who laughs his ass off because he gets a turtle to catch a cigarette in its mouth. Couldnt care less for the turtle. Hope it gets cancer.
10 years ago
That's funny you should say that SuperN, because Vath is my real last name. Really. And I'm shocked to see someone here using it. Hey Vath, fuck you!!!
10 years ago
i'm looking up your address right now in japan Hank Vath
10 years ago
My first name isn't Hank, but if you want my address, all you have to do is ask.
10 years ago
What the hell :O Vath is short for Vathien, my online name. Im actually a 18 year old guy from sweden ._. Been visiting MS for the last 3 years but i finally bothered to start posting. Btw, fuck that turtle.
10 years ago
sweden?????...do u know plantshit????maybe u guys could be crazy friends
10 years ago
They have a lot in common, I'm sure.
10 years ago
Where does Vathien come from? Your real name?
10 years ago
It means "He with the crappy avatar" on old Norse.
10 years ago
WOW you even speak norse, balls?
10 years ago
+ i'm pretty sure the turtle only breathes through his nose, not the mouth, so he'll probably won't inhale a lot of smoke. but these retards still need their asses kicked. and would you mind getting your head out of emo's ass, vath? we know you want to impress him with your turtle-hating skillz!
10 years ago
I'm going to sleep now, and stop saying my name! I'm the only Vath here.
10 years ago
I don't speak it, Vic, but Vern does. Vern is the voice in my head that tells me things I need to know. Like the time my neighbor's cat turned out to be a devil sent to beam messages into my head. Vern helped me find clarity on that one and sort that shit out.
10 years ago
Oh. Vern is angry I told you all about him. I have to punish myself now.
10 years ago
Be sure to use a car battery, some rubber tubing and a rusty spoon...for good measure.
10 years ago
HankChinaski, what are you gonna do? mwahaha :D and is Plantshit swedish? and im not going to tell you my real name you perverted bastards.
10 years ago
plantsit is bearkickasserish
10 years ago
H.
10 years ago
Plantshits plan for world domination involves his "skills" and a bear. Nobody is really that bothered, though we are hoping someone records his head being ripped off.
10 years ago
Balls do you need help with Vern, i might know someone that can take care of him for you..
10 years ago
although you will probably die during the process..
10 years ago
Ha. Ha. Vern? I have no idea what you're talking about, Vic. Ha ha. I don't know any Vern.
10 years ago
Thah interethting, Hank. My real latht name is Deferenth.
10 years ago
wow that laugh... it really wasnt worth such a ROFL laugh... numb nuts.
10 years ago
they're military guys, most of them aren't very smart
10 years ago
Only the army ones.
10 years ago
fuck you guys, "i'm taking the pipes!"
10 years ago
Seems like something my ex would laugh about, he was baked 24/7
10 years ago
I agree, what the hell was so funny about that? It's more cruel and stupid than funny.
10 years ago
I don't know about cruel, but it certainly was stupid. Now, if it had ACTUALLY been smoking, not just holding the cigarette in its mouth, then it would have been funny and slightly cruel.
10 years ago
well yes, but to smoke, it would have taken "human" training...
10 years ago
baked 24/7?? hahaha what a loser!....(clears throat quietly)
10 years ago
i'm baked 8/7, but i'm working on it.
10 years ago
This turtle is like Bill Clinton. She smoked but didn`t inhale...
10 years ago
God damnit. Thanks a lot.
10 years ago
more like Monica Lewinsky is what you mean, right?
10 years ago
You mean the turtle smoked a female enhanced cigarette. Now I'm impressed.
10 years ago
That's right, she found the ashes on her dress.
10 years ago
yea .... that guy should have his eyelids clipped off
10 years ago
that would be a laugh.
10 years ago
That stupid fuck actually sounded like he was crying.
10 years ago
It's ok, the Turtle did not inhale.
10 years ago
damnit i already started with the hot candlewax! thanks for ruining it for me, arch, great, just great!
10 years ago
Turtles can breathe through their butts, so this isn't doing much to it.
10 years ago
you're kidding, right?
10 years ago
cause i kind of believe it.
10 years ago
True
10 years ago
Not cool
10 years ago
Not at all.
10 years ago
It is smokin though.
10 years ago
I like turtles.
10 years ago
i get it
10 years ago
I LIKE TOITLES!@
10 years ago
haha that kid should run up to them and start crying about the turtle.
10 years ago
i guess those fuckers starve the poor turtle to death, so the poor animal will bite any thing close to its mouth,
10 years ago
It's a snapping turtle.
10 years ago
softshell turtle
10 years ago
It's a waste of a turtle if he's not smoking the herb
10 years ago
kinda more of a waste if he is
10 years ago
i think the turtle would be more wasted if he is smoking it.
10 years ago
I had a turtle once, I starved him to death by accident...anyone who knows anything about turtles, knows thats very hard to do...they can go months without nourishment.
10 years ago
Good for you, cuntface.
10 years ago
They didn't video tape him sticking his dick in its mouth because it wasn't as funny.
10 years ago
Smoking in the sunglight, swimming in the moonlight, having a wonderful time.
10 years ago
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