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Lazy bastard

nice guy

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by Asparfum

submitted July 8th 2007

33 comments
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Lazy bastard
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comments (33)
He reminds me of this kid i know.. I think his name is Mike Zeno.
10 years ago
yea me too..i think hes hiding behind the fat sack of shit.. Brian Christian u really let ur self go
10 years ago
yeh i know.. but at least your mother is getting a workout
10 years ago
Add a shitty movie character name and the year of your birth, and your username makes you look like a jackass.
10 years ago
Where the fuck is the real Tyler Durden anyway? I miss his tasteless nigger jokes.
10 years ago
aye, he began to go on less and less ever since i joined. huzzah.
10 years ago
he'll be back.. he'll defend his name. i hope.
10 years ago
I AM THE NEW DURDEN... and if your a MAN then Fight Club should be one of your top movies.
10 years ago
eh.. no
10 years ago
Lazy, or just smart?
10 years ago
just smart
10 years ago
He looks like he's really thinking hard about what he's going to have her make him for lunch later.
10 years ago
hahahaha, good one.
10 years ago
Fried chicken, with extra fried chicken with a large side of fried chicken, a supersized coke and a industrial sized bag of potato chips. Perhaps a vat of lard for dessert.
10 years ago
actually, i think he's smoking a ledzeppelin..

get it? get it?
10 years ago
Hey, KKK he may just switch to a diet coke instead. He probably is trying to keep the weight off.
10 years ago
damn hes a heavyweight
10 years ago
Clearly you haven't seen Sub-Vom.
10 years ago
naaa my mom's fatter than him
10 years ago
His ass is hanging over the edge. One good fart and it's a hydro plane.
10 years ago
He's not lazy just fat, he's disabled like all the other fat shits that get the handicapped parking spots
10 years ago
She must be a greenpeace activist.
10 years ago
Gewd Lawd
10 years ago
shes got him watching how to do it and soon itll be his turn where he will try for two seconds and give up like all fat fucks. he'll then go on a diet where he will eventually say fuck it
10 years ago
#7 on the list of reasons to buy a wife.
10 years ago
it would be funny as hell for her to jump out and watch the fat fuck flip over
10 years ago
Just sail past the front of them and the wake should do the trick.
10 years ago
Fucking union workers. If the water splashes him he'll need to take 3 sick days.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
now this is my kind of Noah!!
10 years ago
Hi, I'll have 2 double whoppers, 2 chicken royales, 2 bacon&egg rolls aand um 2 donna kebabs. That's two of every animal, right?
10 years ago
uhh... actually doner, not donna. :)
10 years ago
The big fat lesbian isn't helping at all. Look at that, she's trying to act like a man.
10 years ago
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