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The Bosses Car

This is why you don't piss off someone who can drive one of these things.

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by yak

submitted July 7th 2007

26 comments
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I could never have a job like that. I'd run out of stuff to crush before lunch and get laid off.
10 years ago
hahahahaha
10 years ago
now... tape th' boss's reaction when he finds out, an' send us that vid.
10 years ago
maybe he's in the car
10 years ago
Aw it was like some mechanical version of the meatball scene in Lady and the Tramp.

Real or not, goes to show you should just take your shitty car to work and park it where they can't reach it.
10 years ago
What if they have forklifts too? Then you're fucked.
10 years ago
That's OK, I'd just drive a forklift to work and create some kind of paradox which I haven't worked out just yet.
10 years ago
If you get the forklift to go over 88 mph, it can go back in time, and you can kill your grandfather so that he never bangs your grandmother and your dad isn't born.

And if you have extra time - bang your grandmother.
10 years ago
Nah I drove it in reverse at 88 mph and banged my future daughters instead, much more satisfying.
10 years ago
In fact my future self burst into the bedroom during the act. I explained that killing me would wipe him out too so he just joined in instead.
10 years ago
Chairman, you've really disturbed me now.
10 years ago
what r these machines? never seen any before
10 years ago
demo machines, new range. not the boss' car
10 years ago
actually that's a lie. It's a steel foundry and those machines are used for carting the furnace vats around. (apparently)
10 years ago
first it was two lesbians and a dildo now its two giant robots and a car. i don't know which one is better.
10 years ago
Go with the robots, you can at least have sex with them.
10 years ago
They are so delicate. I bet you could perform some fantastic brain surgery with them.
10 years ago
u could use them like a roach clip
10 years ago
That would be one mega roach
10 years ago
The ultimate boys toy
10 years ago
I think I saw this on Robot Wars once.
10 years ago
at around 45 secs, was that peter griffin?
10 years ago
Well, he said he wanted a compact. <rim shot>
10 years ago
Are these guys for hire? my boss is a fuck and he deserves to have his balls crushed! Oops, I mean his car crushed. Freudian slip. Sorry.
10 years ago
The boss drives an 88 shitbox?
10 years ago
Not anymore, apparently.
10 years ago
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