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Moron Lady vs iPhone...

...to buy out the store with 16 grand, but her great idea blows up in her face.

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by Victorious

submitted July 1st 2007

77 comments
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comments (77)
who wants to buy this position for $800
10 years ago
That depends...a position in a porn flick with Jessica Alba, eh, might be worth that. P.S...this lady had to feel like the worlds greates douche.
10 years ago
niggers smell
10 years ago
agreed...
10 years ago
But they have rhythym.....and more Kool-Aid related cavities then you can shake a stick at!
10 years ago
agreed, by the way you forgot fake jewelry and oversized rims.
10 years ago
You can't forget pudding pops.
10 years ago
...orange soda...rap music...watermelon...shirts that don't fit.."grills"...A.I.D.s...fried chicken...huge lips and noses...and the most highly featured ethnicity on cops, besides perhaps the odd toothless redneck in a wifebeater.
10 years ago
and fat white women
10 years ago
orange sodaaa lmaooo
did Kel died or something?
10 years ago
WOW kool. it sounds like you've had your ass kicked a few times by by one of "them". maybe you should talk to your mother about your slightly tanned older brother. or why you have such an affinity for spears and masks.
10 years ago
did ya hear about that nigger that died on the freeway?
10 years ago
Yeah they were drivin bout 150mph and the idiot had an idea to stick his head out the window and his lips beat him to death..........
10 years ago
that guy seems like a douche. the woman, a cunt. they go well together
10 years ago
LMAO!
10 years ago
If you but an iphone you will die.
10 years ago
No, there is no typo.
10 years ago
Think there is...
10 years ago
I though she was going to buy out the store and then be beaten to a pulp by the mob. sigh* I could only dream.
10 years ago
One-per-customer is a pretty standard bit of fine print for things like this, so this bitch really is quite a moron.
10 years ago
yeah, if she was smart, she would have gotten a wholesale license and gotten them wholesale like all the other suppliers do.
10 years ago
well, now
there ya have it
greed doesnt pay.
it's official
10 years ago
Halliburton is on line 1. They say you're full of shit.
10 years ago
Paris Hilton on line 2...laughing hard...
10 years ago
Me on line three. I say you is a fagg!
10 years ago
If he's a fag, he can't be getting much with a map like his.
10 years ago
No greed pays, stupidity doesnt
10 years ago
haha dumb fucking bitch thinking she can come late and snub her nose at regular morons who wait in line to buy a useless gadget just cause its new... rich bitch. he should have held out for say... 1500 or so this way he could have bought the phone and had enough to get a life
10 years ago
If this bitch has 100,000 dollars to spend on shit like this, she doesn't even need to be buying iphones to rip people off. But this was funny, this bitch got owned! karma's a bitch aint it? thats what she gets for trying to buy those phones just to rip others off. Another funny thing is that they wern't even sold out at stores, so people who sold em at ebay were forced to drop their prices and sell them for like 700..lol
10 years ago
Isn't the phone only $599?
10 years ago
She should have went to the Apple store, where the limit was 2 per customer. In addition to that, most stores are not sold out right now, so you can still buy one at cost, $635 after tax for the 8GB.
10 years ago
I think the cellular phone is pretty damb close to world domination...pretty soon they'll start learning on they're own...hell mine is a two years old and it learns new words and recognizes verbal commands...
10 years ago
mine pisses on the floor and barks at every sound he hears.....wait that's my dog
10 years ago
Cell phones are the reason why the honey bees are disappearing. they conduct on the same frequency and if we continue to use our cell phones, the bees will die and none of our plants will be pollinated and we won't have any fresh friuts and that means that I won't ever be reincarnated into a banana when I die and I'll miss out on being shoved up some skanks pussy! NOW QUIT BUYING CELL PHONES!!!
10 years ago
that's the craziest thing i've ever believed
10 years ago
Ah the perils of when the media over-hypes a study. First of all the study did not concern itself with cellular phones, it was mixed up with cordless phones as being a possible source of interference. Second the effect in a laboratory setting i.e. controlled was only minor, it disoriented the bee for a moment. Third, and I may not be right about this, this German study consistently cited but misrepresented significantly pre-dates widespread use of mobile phones as we have today.
10 years ago
Why didn't somebody jack that fat bitch!?
10 years ago
CHAIRMAN IS WIKIPEDIA!!!
*Artificial Intelligence* attracted to muchosucko!
10 years ago
I saw a video today of a test they did in portugal or some damn place where they stood two cell phones up facing each other with a raw egg in an egg cup about two inches from the face of each phone, then they connected the phones and left them and after 65 minutes the egg was hard boiled
10 years ago
That's fucking amazing...
10 years ago
FUCK U NUTTER HAHAHA.......
10 years ago
I just want to be a banana.
10 years ago
AHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA!!!!!!!
Mark Rules!
mark-1
rich cunt-0
10 years ago
mark has big dog eyes. have you been poppin' some pills, markie-boy?
10 years ago
That Mark guy looks just like Johnathan Brandis. Look him up, He's the kid from that Chuck Norris movie Sidekicks
10 years ago
haha you're right!
10 years ago
Brandis Lives!!!!
10 years ago
Why the fuck would you go to a store if you had $100k to throw away on that crap anyway - call a dealer - more dollars than sense.
10 years ago
serious package folks! what a fag!
10 years ago
F' The I-Phone....I bet your drop your 500 or 600 buck I-Phone once and it'll crap out on you.. I got a $45 cell phone and have dropped it numerous times....and it still works...
10 years ago
I dropped a load on my iPhone and it stills works.
10 years ago
not everybody is an idiot and drops their phones...
10 years ago
everyone drops his phone at least once.
10 years ago
phone cases u fuckin idiots!!
10 years ago
too big of a title, yak?
10 years ago
nothing is "too big" for yak
10 years ago
unless we're talking about effort.
10 years ago
I'M SORRY IT WAS A JOKE NOOOOOO STOP TOUCHING ME YAK!!!
10 years ago
he won't stop
10 years ago
yeah the title was just a tad too long :P
it woulda been cut off on the main page
10 years ago
you could've at least edited the description too, so that i wouldn't look like a fool. think of my image, man!!
10 years ago
it's all i got..
10 years ago
i'm affraid the guys won't like me now.
10 years ago
Too right Vic, youre outta the club motherfucker!
10 years ago
please, just give me one more chance, i promise i'll be as cool as possible.
10 years ago
WHO WANT'S A MUSTACHE RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!
10 years ago
I DO I DO... I VANT VON!
10 years ago
I think she felt sorry for him... The extra 2 hundred (3, if he got a 4 gig) was for a hair cut.

Nice fucking comb-over dude!
10 years ago
Seeing this makes me glad I no longer live in Dallas.
10 years ago
why didnt she just walk into the store, there is not law about you suppose to stand in lines. THen if someone get angry and kick you , you can sue that son of a bitch.
10 years ago
You make me feel good about myself.
10 years ago
he has the same effect on me.
10 years ago
fuck the iphone piece of shit thats what it is
10 years ago
They are going to make mindless zombies of everyone!!
10 years ago
Buncha fuckin douchebags in the world, let me tell ya.
10 years ago
please don't
10 years ago
what a loser.....what? the kid
10 years ago
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