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They make 'em big in Texas!

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Brittany, from Texas, makes some cookies for us. I bet the cookie dough isn't the only thing rising :P

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by Wario7793

submitted June 30th 2007

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its official, pigtails make you look even stupider than you are.
10 years ago
Maybe, but few things are better than a stupid girl with convenient handles on her head.
10 years ago
pigtails are the greatest invention ever! they make almost any girl look cuter.
10 years ago
Pigtails are not only hot, but serve as a handlebar stabling device when they suck your cock.
10 years ago
What do you call a blond with pigtails? A blow job with handlebars.
10 years ago
Pigtails, the sexiest haircut on any girl.
PS
BooBs
10 years ago
"And the first thing I'm gonna do, is peel the M&Ms."
10 years ago
You have NO idea how hard that is
10 years ago
i do. i tried and ended up throwing them. than eating them.
10 years ago
HAPPY MUCHODAY Gottalovejaps!!
4 years ago
When he comes back he's going to appreciate that.
4 years ago
I just made an investment in a new friend.
4 years ago
you ok buddy?
4 years ago
What did you do today?
4 years ago
Interpost....
4 years ago
lol WELL...
4 years ago
Hai Heather! What Did you do today?
4 years ago
WELL, I woke up, did nothing until I had to go to work.. worked, came home and made dinner and watched walking dead and now here I am!
4 years ago
Welcome to the show!
4 years ago
what did YOU do today!
4 years ago
the truth heather...he wanted the truth
4 years ago
I loafed around, went and bought some cold remedies, and blew my nose about 80 kajillion times. Luckily I've got the tissues with the lotion in them
4 years ago
I prefer the beautiful lies
4 years ago
well that sucks. if it makes you feel any better I was a tad hungover this morning
4 years ago
What really sucks is I ran out of booze last night and stupid stores are stupid closed on sunday.
4 years ago
whats a...running out of booze?
4 years ago
closed on sunday? where do you live?
4 years ago
the bible belt
4 years ago
I miscalculated how much I'd want to drink last night. It's the bible belt, dik.
4 years ago
JINX
4 years ago
ahhhhh
4 years ago
It's ok you can talk........





Heather.
4 years ago
I was smoking, good timing.
4 years ago
Damn, I should have let you squirm some more
4 years ago
gladly
4 years ago
are we supposed to win curling?
4 years ago
we will be in the running, yes
4 years ago
I think that's the object of the game, yes
4 years ago
Effing jinx....
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
This time I want a soda.....with some whiskey in it.
4 years ago
i dont know this soda you speak of
4 years ago
Ugh...POP
4 years ago
OHHHHHHHH pop
4 years ago
Soda is just a more.....less trashy way of saying it
4 years ago
Because I have class and shit.
4 years ago
maybe if you're a malt shop patron from the 1950s
4 years ago
americans say soda
4 years ago
they say "trash" too...and "i am armed"
4 years ago
I might take my sweetie to the soda stand for a cherry cola, if my dad will let me borrow the Mercury.
4 years ago
Lesser Americans say pop
4 years ago
Pop/soda...depends on where you live..
4 years ago
ya.....but no canadians say "im getting a soda"
4 years ago
Fresh, how can you like/hate that at the same time?
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
That's because Canadians want maple syrup "drink".
4 years ago
because i agree but that doesn't make it right
4 years ago
soda>pop
4 years ago
I grew up in a town where everyone said pop but I rebelled.
4 years ago
Listen, you fucks. I can order a "coke " in parts of Georgia and have a fuckin Sprite show up.
4 years ago
yeah thats just stupid.
4 years ago
well, georgia is retarded.
4 years ago
americans wear their underwear on the outside of their pants too
4 years ago
That's the truest thing you ever said dik
4 years ago
its true
4 years ago
Also, the people of my hometown said "woof" for wolf and "warsh" if that gives you an estimate of their caliber.
4 years ago
Don't make fun of my homies from Detroit, dik. They mean well.
4 years ago
the woof i dont get..i heard warsh
4 years ago
some newfies call an owl a howl
4 years ago
My fucking grade 2 (I'm meeting you half-way) teacher said woof.
4 years ago
newfies say a lot of things
4 years ago
Warsh his said in parts of Ohio. Luckily I live in a sophisticated part.
4 years ago
theres like 15 different accents on that miserable freezing giant island
4 years ago
Let's send yak there.
4 years ago
I doubt its miserable at all... its really pretty and they're all ridiculously happy all the time.
4 years ago
i knew a nefie i had to basically stop talking to because the only fucking word i understood was fackin labsters
4 years ago
Fucking "Warsh"

"I live in Warshington" How do you spell that "W-A-S-H-I-N-G-T-O-N" Okay, where's the R?
4 years ago
We get the in central and southwest WA, too.
4 years ago
its beautiful but the weathers very very bad and theyre really poor
4 years ago
I'm still laughing about kirk's georgia comment.

"Can I have a coke?'

"Is sprite ok?"
4 years ago
I've got a friend that moved to GA. That threw her off for a year. Started learning to order a brown coke
4 years ago
ive never acxtually been there but ive been to PEI and nova scotia.....and even maine!
4 years ago
Dik... You went drinking with Zeke, didn't you?
4 years ago
this was 30 years ago
4 years ago
You went drinking with Zeke's mother, didn't you?
4 years ago
30 years ago back when kirk was25
4 years ago
he went drinking with a 5yo zeke

...maybe dik is to blame for all of zekes ails
4 years ago
i think zeke might have been eating electricity when he was 5
4 years ago
electricity and lead paint?
4 years ago
his dad said "zeke if you keep eating electricity i will have to ground you!"
4 years ago
get it??????
4 years ago
hehe
4 years ago
Well that's my cue

* MetalFace goes to eat his omlay dew fromaj *
4 years ago
:/
4 years ago
I'm just kidding.

It has bacon and stuff in it too.
4 years ago
A shocking display of parenting.
4 years ago
why do they sweep in curling? to slow it down speed it up? i cant see that working all that well
4 years ago
your francais is incroyable
4 years ago
i think it's to smooth the ice enough to help steer it or help it glide
4 years ago
mare see
4 years ago
to speed it up and keep it straight
4 years ago
huh
4 years ago
germany won't go quietly
4 years ago
Dik: I think that's how they get it to curve. Make the ice slightly smoother on one side of it's path
4 years ago
ya i can see that...it must work i guess it just looks so futile
4 years ago
it's a manual zamboni
4 years ago
they need battery powered hair dryers....i just invented electric curling
4 years ago
jesus he's gone mad
4 years ago
full contact curling
4 years ago
2 refs
4 years ago
recruit tie domi
4 years ago
Welp, I'm back.
4 years ago
My omlay was tray mannyfeek btw thanks for asking
4 years ago
Metalface, we missed you! With every bullet so far
4 years ago
FORMIDABLE
4 years ago
She better be makin' those cookies for me..
10 years ago
Can I get some breast milk in that?
10 years ago
I can provide her with some milk too.
10 years ago
FAKE

you could tell the oven wasnt even on
10 years ago
Come to think of it, the girl I got my first blowjob from was a big titted blond from Texas. Not as good looking as this one, though.
10 years ago
Was her name Melissa? Or are there a bunch of these Texan chicks suckin' guys off?
10 years ago
yes. lots of 'em.
10 years ago
Nah, her name Elizabeth. She was from Texas, but had moved up her a few years before.
10 years ago
*here
10 years ago
Pause the movie right at 0:39 and look at her expression. "Wow... it's so big..."
10 years ago
this is a real cooking show down in texas. she was so embarasssed to find out about the nip slip after it happened. it was a huge deal and caused an uproar among the senior community.
10 years ago
Im pretty sure most stations tape tape things in advance...
10 years ago
" Handle bars"!!!! ok now i know why pigtails are always going to be in style.
10 years ago
You know what's also in style? Reply buttons.
10 years ago
This would have been truly satisfying if the cookie monster had some part in it...poor bastard...I heard they replaced him with the carrot monster or some bs on Sesame Street.
10 years ago
alright... who the fuck stirs cookie batter with a whisk???
10 years ago
Twits like this from Texas?

Don't mess with Texas!! (it's not nice to pick on retards)
10 years ago
her mother should have taught her how to bake... and maybe not to take clothes off for money too.
10 years ago
the question is will you take your clothes off for money
10 years ago
i dont get whats muchosucko with this video...is the cake made of shit and baking soda or something ?
10 years ago
This is so hot. Nothing sexier than a woman in the kitchen...makin something good to eat...looking sexier than all the ugly bitches you poor fucks have in your beds....lol
10 years ago
she sure has some big tits!
10 years ago
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