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smerf full body shot?

This you, smerf?

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by para-bellum

submitted June 30th 2007

56 comments
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smerf full body shot?
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comments (56)
I'd like to take a bowel movement on his chest....Is that so wrong?
10 years ago
its not so much wrong...
as it is...
beautiful...
10 years ago
either way damn hot!
10 years ago
Her body isn't bad.
10 years ago
"She's" got no ass and shoulders like a guy. Yikes.
10 years ago
Yeah, that's what I meant.
10 years ago
sure. me too.
10 years ago
i look at pictures like this and wonder just exactly why i don't have a girlfriend
10 years ago
Possibly because you look like Sabretooth
10 years ago
If he was Sabretooth he could just rape who ever he wants. Don't be stupid.
10 years ago
yeah.. everyone knows that sabertooth has that hot little servant, birdy. she makes sure hes well taken care of.
10 years ago
Dude don't feel bad.. This is at burning man... Those two are tripping out so hard she thinks she is a grotesque fan man getting a cheap feel, and he thinks he is a naive girl that should not of taken 5,000 mics of liqud lsd for her first trip.
10 years ago
Smerf you said you weren't a physician!
10 years ago
???
10 years ago
And I'm not. What's your point?
10 years ago
Then why has this guy been giving me prostate exams?
10 years ago
...I really don't want to know about your personal life, ok?
10 years ago
:|
10 years ago
Fact: the best way to feel the prostate is with the doctors penis.
10 years ago
It's like she's trying to wrap her arms around an oak tree. With pierced nipples.
10 years ago
that girls pretty hot... or maybe my perspective is off cause shes standing next to a shaved polar bear... i guess anything will look good in that kind of light.
10 years ago
I gotta get me a shaved polar bear.
10 years ago
Mmmm, polar bear... Tastes good with BBQ sauce.
10 years ago
if i had a shaved polar bear i'd never leave the house
10 years ago
Neither would plantshit.
10 years ago
The girl is hot. She's probably a virgin, as that guy's dick would just get stuck in one of his fat folds if he managed to pop a boner.
10 years ago
yup thats him
10 years ago
i thought he was blue
10 years ago
Kinda seems strange for a construction site.
10 years ago
Thats the "new" construction...it's all ball bearings these days.
10 years ago
they are all digging for water to make a new beach, didn't you know?
10 years ago
Er, no, that is not me. I'm not even going to bother saying I'm not that big, since you bastards wouldn't believe me anyway. However, I'm a red head, I shave my face, I have hair on my head, the rest of my body is hairier than this guys, my nipples are lighter in color and my cock is probably bigger than his. Not that you, or anyone, has seen his cock since he was about 12.
10 years ago
that's you
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
...bastards.
10 years ago
Speakin of Hank < where Is HE ?
10 years ago
he is sleeping in my lap.
10 years ago
Ha ha, my girlfriend moved in with me, so I've been organizing all my stuff, and having sex.
10 years ago
^^ i don't think cumming on your girlfriend's face while she sleeps constitutes as sex
10 years ago
says who?
10 years ago
Gutz's mom.
10 years ago
Her face looks like his cooch, wtf is up with the linebacker shoulders?
10 years ago
Yeah, I know. Except her hand tells me she's female.
10 years ago
dats' life in Black Rock City
get used to it
BURNING MAN 07 is right around the corner, kids... got your tickets?
10 years ago
He must be a beaner drug lord or something.
10 years ago
How the fuck did you get my fuckin picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!..lol
10 years ago
went to google typed in "fat fuck with ugly cunt" and there you are
10 years ago
I think this guy used to play bass in my band...
10 years ago
Hey, I think I went to high school with this guy!
10 years ago
hey, i gave birth to that guy!
10 years ago
What kind of woman wouldn't want to get with a lvl 82 Barbarian. He doesn't have much agility, but much strength.
10 years ago
HAHAHA i get that one!
9 years ago
eeewwwwww, how do people let themselves get that fat. Don't they just one day casually walk by a mirror and say, "Holy shit I should stop eating that #3 supersized everyday."
10 years ago
this looks like the couple that were into s&m on that series called kink on showcase i think they were from vancouver
10 years ago
old guys with diamond ear rings and nipple ones just isnt right
10 years ago
He looks like a naked genie. Props on scoring with the chica though. That would be a hard pull for a fatty like him.
9 years ago
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