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Crappy 4th of July

This 4th of July, our national anthem will never be the same.

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by joulkip

submitted June 27th 2007

41 comments
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comments (41)
Kill him now.
10 years ago
Im gona sell stars and stripes toiletpaper all over the world, im rich bitch
10 years ago
Genius!
10 years ago
um. ok.
10 years ago
eh...
10 years ago
This was lame but I liked the last part "cleaning up the crap of the world"
10 years ago
its only june 28th :|
10 years ago
which reminds me....i heard a commercial on the radio for a christmas sale this weekend at kohl's or some shit. JESUS CHRIST, i know they're trying to get rid of halloween n shit, but this is bullshit. Next year theyll have sales on Dec. 26th saying " hurry!! only 364 shopping days till christmas, get your over priced shit now you fuckers!!"
10 years ago
better call it"the holiday season"instead of christmas or some crybaby jew will threaten to sue
10 years ago
This here gets me thinkin'
I gotta make me some American flag toilet paper... Sell great outsi-
well shit it'd sell great everywhere.
10 years ago
Ah, that's one thing I love about living were I do. Good fireworks for the fourth. None of that pansy light a pellet and watch a turd grow. I once had to spend the fourth in Illinois, worst fourth ever, they can't have anything fun.
As for the video, they should wipe with their film, there'd be no difference in quality.
10 years ago
I'm just pissed that the Indian Reservation out here quit selling all the good fireworks. You know, the illegal-outside-of-the-reservation king.
10 years ago
*kind
10 years ago
illinois can have the mortor type fireworks,those provide for a hell of a fireworks fight. now here in colorado we only have sparklers and snakes, and since there is a risk of forest fires they banned sparklers :|
10 years ago
DickNixonJr, I shouldn't have said IL, cause I'm not sure about the entire state. But where I was it was basically only snakes and sparklers too. You had to have some sort of special permit for anything else.
10 years ago
fucking christ stop with the ravenstake. its all terrible
10 years ago
Taco Bell for dinner last night, eh?
10 years ago
Think about it, who has the most to gain from anti-Americanism and war? Flag makers.

More discontent means more people buy them to show their patriotism, more are needed to fly over new bases and combat units and to drape across coffins. But most of all it's the export market, someone has to keep making them if people overseas want to keep burning them.

It's the biggest conspiracy of all!
10 years ago
I found it funny how many clips there were of flags burning, right after those Mohammed cartoons came out. Like, do these people just stockpile every country's flags somewhere just in case they need to riot and burn them one day?
10 years ago
Hmm... You're right. Where the fuck did they get a Danish flag anyway? I wouldn't even know where to look.
10 years ago
Ummmm, Denmark?
10 years ago
Denmark published those just to spurr the economy. A few cartoons, and by the evening there are thousands of flag orders, paying extra for overnight delivery.
10 years ago
Oh great... Now the right-wing freaks will come up with ANOTHER Constitutional amendment: The Anti-Flag-Ass-Wiping Amendment.
10 years ago
These are the first comics who I honestly cannot laugh at. Even with most bad ones you can laugh at just how unfunny it is. But with this I can't.
10 years ago
This is something I don't get about (some) Americans. So burning a flag is so fucked up a thing they agitate for an amendment to the constitution to ban it. But these asshats doing this is okay, and some cooz pulling a stars and stripes bikini over her cum pits is fine... Maybe I'm just missing something.
10 years ago
Personally, I'm ok with burning the flag, but only if you're really trying to make a statement about America.
10 years ago
I think we should burn more flags, instead of fossil fuels. I'm working on car that runs on american flags.
10 years ago
Sustainable fuel! Drive through a conservative area to fill up!
10 years ago
you can burn a flag if it has touched the ground or it has been worn out by the elements. i think it's just the degradation of the flag that pisses people off
10 years ago
us probebly have the most crappy national anthem ever
10 years ago
but a cool flag i think
10 years ago
It actually is a really cool flag, graphically speaking.
10 years ago
the flag is pretty awesome .. the swedish flag suck but the coat of arms is pretty cool.
10 years ago
Mozambique has the coolest flag ever, look it up.
10 years ago
Angola's got a bitchin' flag too.
10 years ago
His forehead is actually like the proposed NAU flag. Three stars on a blue background to represent each of the former countries of north america. No red, 'cause the red in the stripes is supposed to represent the patriots who shed their blood to build the country.
10 years ago
You mean it's not mean to represent the blood of the innocents fed into the war machine of a rapacious empire?
10 years ago
At first I thought it represented the blood that was spilled before they invented tampons.
10 years ago
Anything that makes america look like shit is complementary.
10 years ago
Actually, I have no idea what you're all talking about. I saw the RavenStakes.com thing and refused to watch it. By the comments I a) got the gist of it and b) realised I was right in the first place.
10 years ago
There is America and there is The Rest Of The World. The flag for The Rest Of The World is simply the US flag - but it's on fire. I think Robert Newton said that, but I'm not sure.
10 years ago
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