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Busted

Fucking a whore is like riding a moped. Good fun until someone see you riding one.

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by cheekycov

submitted June 26th 2007

52 comments
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comments (52)
Cant a mofo lay a pipe in peace these days?? Sheesh. And she was pretty hot too. FIRST BITCHES!!
10 years ago
Despite how funny these are, this guy is an ass.
10 years ago
look man, its either stay at home in peace and fuck his ugly wife.. or go cockblock the people getting decent looking ass out in the streets! not both!
10 years ago
I agree this jack off is going to get hurt someday.
10 years ago
Hopefully she can be professional about this and finish the job some where else.
10 years ago
Never occurred to him that they might actually be married *to each other*? I did my wife in the car once. Livens things up.
10 years ago
only once??
10 years ago
he had to get to the back of the queue ...it was a long queue
10 years ago
thats some hardcore roleplaying golem... you have her and a friend dress like whores and walk around until she solicits(sp?) herself to you and then you fuck her in public midday behind public place? go you
10 years ago
so a lewd act within 100 feet of a churck is a felony.... so if i live next to a church and fuck my girlfriend (plantshit) is that a felony also?
10 years ago
Fucking a twelve year old boy is a felony no matter how far away you are from a church.
10 years ago
^oooooooohhhh snaaaapppppp
10 years ago
It's ok inside the church though.
10 years ago
soo not a felony john is such an idiot. maybe if its a federal building but not a fuckin church.
10 years ago
PwnBot wins
10 years ago
So I've committed a felony? Nice!
10 years ago
thats like one of those 200 year old laws... Its a felony to be wearing a duck of your head on tuesdays, within 2 miles of the post office.
10 years ago
That guy pwns!!!..lol
10 years ago
Wow who would have thought two prostitutes strolling past a playground 100m away could be tolerated in civilised society. They could have been giving off hooker rays that would twist that little girl's mind into trying mum's makeup.

That 1000ft from a church thing is hilarious, I'd like to see some people marking it out and having a nice orgy 1001ft from the church.
10 years ago
lol@hooker rays..looked like they were sitting in a driveway and the guy was smiling as he drove off...i'm calling fake on this one
10 years ago
looked very real to me
10 years ago
Well, I got a handjob in a church once.
10 years ago
^ i think the felony thing is void if your getting it from a church official.
10 years ago
I was looking for something like that. Committing lewd acts inside a church is perfectly legitimate, provided the 'giving' was from a rector or something...
10 years ago
...especially if the receiver is a very young boy...
10 years ago
where did the second hooker go? I only noticed one
10 years ago
she was inside fucking the priest
10 years ago
I'm guessing DA Wes Lane didn't prosecute because that was him fucking the hooker?
10 years ago
he didnt prosecute cause WHO GIVES A FUCK
10 years ago
Probably because the law was enacted in the 1700s and Wes Lane doesn't have a catapult to execute him with.
10 years ago
just because you dont have money to pay a prostitute doesn't mean you have to cock block your fellow neighbors
10 years ago
How ironic...getting laid within 1,000 feet of a church is a felony, but raping boys inside one gets swept under the rug.
10 years ago
whammy
10 years ago
why do they always have thoose cars?
10 years ago
isnt hooker 1 the girl from the other video?
10 years ago
Seems odd. A lewd act with in 1000ft of a church is a felony, but a lewd act IN a church is no big thing....
10 years ago
And we all know how warped those church-goers are. Just look at that Scientology lot.
10 years ago
xenu rules!
10 years ago
i'd like to see anyone try to make a felony outa that in court...never ever stick...that's stupid.. this john tv guy is a major fucking asshole
10 years ago
This john tv guy is begging for a bullet to the brain.
10 years ago
Dear god, if the innocent children see hookers, then something terrible could happen! I'm not sure what... but... it's gonna be bad! I hope the cops tase those monsters.
10 years ago
this guy is an idiot.
10 years ago
Which guy? And why? You must qualify your statements on MS.
10 years ago
Why do people leave when he finds them? I'd just pull out and jizz on his face.
10 years ago
i hate john
10 years ago
I can see John appearing in A Series Of Unfortunate Events 2 real soon.
10 years ago
Seriously - Mr. John needs to get a life.
10 years ago
I like those "did you notice" comments. Notice the shocked expression? notice the wedding ring? Then they should have said "notice the blurred out guys ass?"
10 years ago
I did! I figured he was japanese.
10 years ago
hey now Wanko, ass blurring is a serious medical disorder that has run rampant in japan for a number of years, leading to the belief of them having small cocks. Hank knows all about it and helped design the pamphlet.
10 years ago
THIS GUY IS GAY THATS ALL HE IS!! PISSED OFF FOR FINDING HAPPILY MARRIED COUPLES ADVENTURING IN THEIR OWN DAMN CAR MAD AT THE FACT HE CANT MARRY HIS BOYFRIEND
10 years ago
All caps, huh? That's pretty cool...
10 years ago
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