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My nipple

New hardware, time for a new pic. New avatar soon.

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by smerf

submitted June 23rd 2007

104 comments
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My nipple
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comments (104)
pierced nipple aaahAHAHAHAHA
sorry dude but come on
10 years ago
hah.. and spiked ends, hes such a hard ass
10 years ago
Word, yo.
10 years ago
This pic gives me a bad case of Severe Masturbation Deficiency.
10 years ago
Well... Good.
10 years ago
Another photo of outstanding quality. Jeez, ya know, if the photo is too dark, try again. Why even submit such a low quality image?
10 years ago
looks pretty clear to me hank...maybe its your honda computer. anyway why would u want to see his ultra creepy nipple?
10 years ago
Yeah your face is much better A ZING ZING ZING
10 years ago
hehe who'da thought that'd get posted
10 years ago
Are you kiddding me? It's super dark.
10 years ago
must be those chink eyes of his
10 years ago
not enough light gets in the eternal squinting.
10 years ago
Actually, it would have been brighter, but the flash on my camera kept fucking up.
10 years ago
Ok hank, pull your head out of your ass and see the light.
10 years ago
i wish it showed up darker on my comp
10 years ago
I see Hanks back to his complaining ways & smerf, if you used a flash that close wouldnt it just make to picture waaay too bright?
10 years ago
Oranje, quite whining you baby. It's not a clear, good quality photo. It's a simple observation of a simple fact.
10 years ago
Strange, I didn't study it in that much depth.
10 years ago
Suck it up princess... HEY someone fetch Hank his dummy!!!
10 years ago
Either the image on my computer is darker than all yours, or your all idiots that have never seen a photograph before.
10 years ago
Actually, I can adjust the flash output on my camera, but it doesn't matter if the flash doesn't want to work in the first place.
10 years ago
i wonder if your nipple's soul will get fucked up by taking it's picture
10 years ago
Nah, I sold my soul, it's soul, the other nipples soul, and most of the other souls in my body. My penis and feet still have theirs, though.
10 years ago
Do people tug on it frequently? I would.
10 years ago
Actually, I kept myself entertained while studying by playing with it. But no, people other than me do not tug on it frequently.
10 years ago
i have mine done and girls have the erge to pull on it, altho some get freaked out by it
10 years ago
i would assume so, i was thinking about getting one of those, but people give me titty twisters alot and i can see it ending badly.
10 years ago
Dick, that's probably a good idea.

Girls seem to have this fascination with nipple rings on guys. When they first see them, they're like "Oh my god, ow! Didn't that hurt? Why? Why would you do that? ...Can I touch it?"
10 years ago
my pooint exactly, but yeah, i like not having to put bandaids on my manboobs
10 years ago
The only time I put bandaids over mine was when I was in karate class. Doesn't help if you get punched there, but it keeps it from getting snagged on accident.
10 years ago
"HOLD STILL!"
"what?"
"my chest is stuck to your wool sweater!"
10 years ago
...Yeah, I've never had that problem.
10 years ago
shit
10 years ago
I like this one better....you have a hairy chest can I wax it??
10 years ago
No you may not.
10 years ago
what about me, can i wax it?
10 years ago
No, but maybe my back.
10 years ago
*drools*
10 years ago
Damn it Smerf, what the hell is wrong with you? I don't want to have to stare at your nipple for like 30min. I really don't want to have to do that.
10 years ago
Nobody wants to...but it is hypnotic.
10 years ago
It just doesn't. make. sense.
10 years ago
Just felt like posting a picture of my nipple.
10 years ago
I.Must.Stop.Staring
10 years ago
Finally, one of my plans to take over the world looks promising. They can't look away!
10 years ago
you make those BME people look like pussy. Totaly hardcore dude. You sooo gotta be the president of the "Speical People Club"
10 years ago
Why would I want to take your position?
10 years ago
you gotta, not do you wanna.
10 years ago
If I post a picture of my self will you guys keep the insults to a minimun?..thank you...lmao, ill do it later. Do I have to write muchosucko on my self so you guys know its authentic?
10 years ago
not only will i make fun of you, i will make you want to hurt yourself.
10 years ago
Actually, you can write muchsucko on a card. Hand written, though. Too easy to photoshop printed text.
10 years ago
better yet, stab youself in the eye with a fork & we will know its you for sure!
10 years ago
Damn dude you need a manicure in the worst way... oh and your gay.
10 years ago
No, if I was gay I'd have a manicure.
10 years ago
And it would have been a pierced wang.
10 years ago
And a waxed chest.
10 years ago
with red hot candlewax dripping all around it.
10 years ago
And there'd be some lady whipping me or beating me with a dildo.
10 years ago
And you'd be posting photos of your cosplay props.
10 years ago
nipple piercing is pretty gay either way
10 years ago
That's debatable, but ladies love them, so I'm not complaining.
10 years ago
thats not your nipple thats your cock you got a new cockring.
10 years ago
Well, why don't you suck on it.
10 years ago
yep,thats pretty damn gay
10 years ago
And yet, ladies seem to love the fact that my nipples are pierced.
10 years ago
regardless man it comes off as pretty gay
10 years ago
Yeah, ladies love lots of gay shit on guys. It allows them to satisfy their secret lesbian urges.
10 years ago
So your reason for liking lesbians is...? Wouldn't be fair if only guys got the cute ones and we were left with the fugly men.
10 years ago
Personally, I like watching lesbians, but I'd rather they were bi.
10 years ago
Plenty of "lesbians" still want the cock.

See, it's like this: Many people are bisexual. Also, our culture doesn't have the same taboo about girl on girl as it does about boy on boy. And, many young women have been fucked over by men.

So, a young bisexual woman gets hurt by a man and decides all men should burn in hell. She meets a "caring" woman and one thing leads to another. Thing is, lesbians don't truck with the whole bisexual thing. So this young girl becomes a "full-on" lesbian to please her new special friend (and her own man hating sensibilities). She moves on and identifies herself as a full-on lesbian to the world. Out and proud and all that.

Thing is... this originally bisexual girl still, deep down, craves the cock. So, the lesson is that SOME women who claim they are lesbians are actually just waiting for the right moment to scratch that itch that no woman has been able to scratch. Of course, there are also full-on lesbians. All I'm saying is that there's no reason to give up hope.
10 years ago
Yeah, that's kinda how my last girlfriend was. Then I showed up, Mr. Nice Guy, just when her girlfriend at the time was being evil. So I get to claim that I turned a lesbian into a bi.
10 years ago
*applauds*
10 years ago
Thank you, thank you. Now if she hadn't dumped me four months later... The weekend after Valentine's Day, come to think of it. :'(
10 years ago
And now, since I have replied to many of your comments, fuck you all, I'm going to bed. I have a job interview tomorrow.
10 years ago
Make sure you get your nipple out. Thats how I got my job as a go go dancer. I lasted three minutes.
10 years ago
Wrong kind of job, but I'll keep that in mind. It is a lady interviewing.
10 years ago
*interviewing me.
10 years ago
God damnit though. I have to actually get up in the morning. I need to be sleeping. I can't fucking sleep.
10 years ago
you shoulld put pierced nipples on your resume so u don't have to awkwardly bring it up during the interview
10 years ago
It would be one of the best resumes ever!
10 years ago
oh, and good luck to you and your nipple smerf.
10 years ago
ya good luck smerf's nipples
10 years ago
Good luck smerf. May the nipple be with you.
10 years ago
Well, I think it went well. Didn't even need to bring up my nipples.
10 years ago
Well you're no sport at all....
10 years ago
thanks for putting the "ms" on your fingernail. I dont think anyone would belive that was really you otherwise. it is pretty unbelivable that someone is that gay. dont worry though, that nail polish should cover up the ms pretty good i'd say.
10 years ago
oh, you're just jealous!
10 years ago
Oh yes, I just cant wait for the new avatar...
10 years ago
smerf why are you always holding your nipple? Do you have saggy moobs?
10 years ago
I just needed to get my thumb in the picture with the "MS" on it.
10 years ago
Ha! Smerf has moobs!
10 years ago
and wears a bro?
10 years ago
MANSIERE!!!! No, Smerf... you're holding in in your avatar too...or does your fingernail say ms in that one too?
10 years ago
Actually, that was my middle finger, in that one. With MS written on it, but the glare off my fingernail obscured the S.
10 years ago
Hey smerf, can we summon you by shining a big picture of a pierced nipple on a cloud formation?
10 years ago
Well, you can try.
10 years ago
....dunt work & it makes you feel stupid
10 years ago
Attention whore!
10 years ago
Gingtention whore
4 years ago
Fuck you, sewer-boy!
4 years ago
Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger.
4 years ago
i learned it from, you, son!

i learned it from you!
4 years ago
I think it's okay if you spell it "GIngga"
4 years ago
* smerf turns on the ginger signal *
4 years ago
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