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Forgot How Its Done, Read The Directions

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And to think, She's not a blonde.

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by Mustang51PNA

submitted June 22nd 2007

49 comments
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Forgot How Its Done, Read The Directions
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That guy better write that it goes in the ass, easy anal.
10 years ago
chubby girls don't get a lot of cock, so she needed him to write down exactly what to do with one.
10 years ago
Yeah but chubby girls are usually an easy lay. Get yourself an average looking plumper with just a little meat who is self conscious and you'll be glad you did. ;)
10 years ago
she would get a lot of cock from me..
10 years ago
I thought you already gave it all away to your two new friends in the public toilet?
10 years ago
He did.
10 years ago
The rat and cockroach...
10 years ago
they still keep me hostage in that toilet..
10 years ago
Give me the address. I'll slip some cheese and crackers under the door.
10 years ago
That'll mean he'll have to bend over to get them. What a catch 22.
10 years ago
oh, they won't mind..
10 years ago
*sigh*
10 years ago
I think its missin some parts............
10 years ago
ohh, i didnt think it was to scale in the picture.

hah
10 years ago
" before I accept this cock, there's a few people I'd like to thank.... "
10 years ago
"before I accept this cock, there's a few conditions I'd like you to agree to...

blah blah blah...marriage...blah blah blah...money...blah blah blah"

That is why the guy is looking so morose.
10 years ago
Don't forget GOD!!! Without him she wouldn't be holding his dick. Hmmmm?
10 years ago
hmm i will fuck that girl
10 years ago
good luck... she is pretty cute tho...
10 years ago
I wonder what he's thinking he looks like he's second guessing himself
10 years ago
He's thinking: "I thought I would like to be sucked off my stupid whores, but why do they have to be soe stupid."
10 years ago
"Hey look, mom left me a note!"
10 years ago
paris woz ere
10 years ago
1. Cut a 0.5 cm deep cut from the urethrea to the roots of the penis.
2. Take a nitrated cuttom tufs and clean the cut.
3. Cut aditionanal 0.2-0.5 cm to you have fully cut the urethrea pipa.
4. Cut the urehtrea tendon , this will make the would more open.
5. Use cottom tufs again and clean the cut.
10 years ago
And what would you do to the rest of the bear?
10 years ago
no this is the manual to make an banana split cock. I eat the bear and boiled the bones and keep in a box under my bed.
10 years ago
make the wound.....
10 years ago
REEPLAAII!
10 years ago
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10 years ago
You fell down alot as a kid didn't you?...
10 years ago
no i didnt...is there anything you want to say?
10 years ago
Yes;Your parents didn't have any children that lived,did they?...
10 years ago
Cutter! Cutter, cutter, cutter. C'mon man. Can't you come with anything better than that? Jeez. (feeling letdown)
10 years ago
Your feeling letdown is directly related to your father finally weening you off of his dick...
10 years ago
No, it's directly proportional to the amount you suck.
10 years ago
much words from someone who is a total loser and worthless.
10 years ago
plantshit you're crazy
10 years ago
oh, it's on, hank, it's on! hank vs. cutter, round 2, FIGHT!
10 years ago
Can't you guys see that she is reading the final draft of the script.
10 years ago
she is reading out what this dick has to do when camera is switched on
10 years ago
"So, this is first gear, then second, boy- it goes up to seven. But Honey, you only use the first gear.
10 years ago
i seriously hope thats not yer actual head in your avatar
10 years ago
isnt that that andy milonakis kid?
10 years ago
ya maybe
10 years ago
either way this guys a dick
10 years ago
hypocrit
10 years ago
Yep, Boys. I stole Andy's face (don't like?)
10 years ago
BTW, Andy's not a kid, he is way over 30, got some disease, that make him look youngish.
10 years ago
keep telling yourself that loverboy
10 years ago
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