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Missy giving head

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by -Morph-

submitted June 22nd 2007

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When in a queue for a club a friend of mine was asked by some random bird go go round corner & come on her face. On another occasion he was getting a blowjob from another scrubber and a couple of minutes into it she stole his wallet, a while later in town she pointed at him in a takeaway & said "ha I stole your wallet". About a year or so later he failed his second year at university, wanked ALOT, never wased/cut his hair & was taken home by his dad. Shortly after he was taken away by men in white coats and kept in a mental ward with the NHS. He now has a certificate showing he is 'normal' & nolonger insane.

All true, sounds too bad to be true but it is.
10 years ago
...hes now on job seekers allowence.
10 years ago
Which has exactly what to do with this clip, except for the blowjob?
10 years ago
@ about 1:02 she says "please come on my face"....got me reminiscing & thought id share. Youre just jealous you dont have a certificate proving you’re sane.
10 years ago
...you potential nutter!
10 years ago
but the real question is: was it your friend,or was it you
10 years ago
I've never had a lady ask me to cum on her face, specifically. But yes, I think a certificate proving I'm sane would be a good idea.
10 years ago
i have a certificate from the library..that count?
10 years ago
yea dik the certificate to shut the fuck up
10 years ago
whats a "takeaway"?
is that english shit?
10 years ago
its kind of like pickup?
you go to a chipper and get takeaway when you are drunk... MORON
10 years ago
Well, for those who have no idea what happens outside their country (i.e. Americans) a takeaway is where you go to collect you're cooked Indian or Chinese food. It is specifically these two types of cuisine only.
10 years ago
in ireland it just refers to any place where you can pick up food from... like fast food or pizza or whatever blabla

10 years ago
shut the fuck up yak. my computer got a virus from this shitty site.
10 years ago
yeah, its any food you can buy and take out thats open at night (3amish)
10 years ago
I'm American and knew what takeaway means? Yak, dig deeper bro...
10 years ago
so, takeaway is take-out? Is that correct?
10 years ago
Well for you cheeky English bastards who can't even tell the difference between the your and you're it means stop making fun of Americans until you can speak the fucking language your retarded countrymen invented.
10 years ago
They shouldn't have to ask.
10 years ago
What a great feeling it is when you see a guy in porn w/ a smaller dong than your own.
10 years ago
Yeah...
10 years ago
I see that all the time.
10 years ago
lmao bangbangboogie
10 years ago
I like for the girl to cry when we are having sex. For that is the true way of the jedi.
10 years ago
Small dong in porn really is the best feeling.
10 years ago
little dick, butter face. Floppy tits. Oscar
10 years ago
Floppy tits? You never even get to see her tits!
10 years ago
I sure can see them flopping around in the darkness behind fastsos knees.
10 years ago
She sucks at this.
10 years ago
Well, yes.
10 years ago
he's gotta work on his aim
10 years ago
That coffee table will need a wipe over
10 years ago
No sound = no fun.
10 years ago
Funny morph because you know thats not you and even if it is you've got a tiny dick. So you lose either way. Get back to the anime and stop lying to boost your confidence.
10 years ago
He never said it was him. It says "Missy Giving Head." Nowhere does it say me, or Morph, or anything of the sort.
10 years ago
Morph is black.
10 years ago
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