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9/11 Questions

Yeah.. thats about what I figured...

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by yak

submitted June 21st 2007

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Some British humor shows (not all of them) literally have little, if any class at all. This douchefaggot fake reporter scumbag is asking these questions to a bunch of fucking dumbass TOURISTS for fuck's sake. Not to mention, he's in fucking Times Square, the tourist beacon of the city. Try asking those same questions in Compton, or the Lower East Side, or fucking Brooklyn. Christ, what a shame.
10 years ago
Tourist or not the 9/11 attacks was a world known event which gives no excuse not to know when it happened unless you were living on a desolate island somewhere and just happened to be in the middle of fucking New York with no problem understand and conversing English back to the reporter.
10 years ago
WTF is up with English and potty humor
10 years ago
i think you'll find this isnt a "british humor show"..the guy sounds like an aussi....kind of proved his point guys
10 years ago
this was damn funny, i thought only homeless bums were this ignorant not to mention stupid
10 years ago
Chaser's War on Everything.

For the people screaming about ignorance, it's an Australian program and yes they've undoubtedly skewed it to only show the stupid responses. But God-fucking-dammit if you think you can come up with some shitty excuse that someone with an American accent of all features is absolved of not knowing some pretty basic details even if they are a tourist in New York. Besides what makes you think they are tourists because they have a non-American accent? If you spend 10 years in France will you suddenly lose an American accent?
10 years ago
Telling an Aussie apart from a Brit is about the same as telling a person from Illinois to one from Wisconsin. And doesn't Australia still use a picture of the Queen on their currency? That's kinda British, eh?
10 years ago
hell yeh theres only 12500miles between us but we're all the same
10 years ago
Australia is still a constitutional monarchy and your point is? Americans fought a war to kick the British out yet this year your average Joe (if he knew about it) was pissing their pants that the Queen was visiting. Not to mention the US is facing the rise of its own monarchy. Potentially 28 years of uninterrupted rule by Clinton and Bush dynasties, not even including offspring in that equation.
10 years ago
uh.. clinton wasnt that bad a president....
10 years ago
Just so it's not overlooked... Bostano clearly tried to rep that Compton is part of NYC
10 years ago
of course clinton wasn't a bad president..hell, bush is quite nice as well...
10 years ago
i liked clinton.. the guy who smoked weed and got hummers from chubby white chicks.. i think thats why blacks liked him more than white
10 years ago
carter has been the only somewhat decent president usa has ever had, seems like the rest of em have a one way ticket straight to hell
10 years ago
@ $Money - good eye. I meant Harlem, but my brain must have farted.
10 years ago
riiigggghhhttt elchris. That's why carter was voted back into office. huh?
10 years ago
decency has nothing to do with votes man
10 years ago
^ obviously; G.W was reelected and he is a well.. Don't to go there and start those comments.
10 years ago
What? He's a fuckwit?
10 years ago
What? He's a fuckwit?
10 years ago
Damn....double posted. There will be hell to pay now.
10 years ago
Bostano, if you can't tell an Aussie from a Brit you'd be fucked over here. Over here you can tell the difference in accent between towns that are 10 miles apart. One guy even pinned me down to my local area which is about 1 square mile.
10 years ago
^ H.M. Wormwood Scrubs?
10 years ago
Even worse. Birmingham?
10 years ago
^ ha!
10 years ago
They went to new york, no wonder they got these fucked up answers.
10 years ago
Right... the city where it happened, asking non-New Yorkers. You're a genius.
10 years ago
Yeah, 'real' New Yorkers would answer with, Go Fuck yourself or Get that fucking microphone away from me or ill break it off in your mother fucking asshole...
10 years ago
Similar to how Borat was received on the subway in his movie.
10 years ago
they live there, they should have known unless paid off by said douchebag with microphone.
10 years ago
wow, are you fucking serious?
10 years ago
no
10 years ago
They knew that the dummer the answer they give, gets them a better chance to be on T.V.
10 years ago
Damn right.
10 years ago
Q: "What religion did the 9/11 terrorists belong to?"

A: Christianity
10 years ago
Well I thought it was the church of late Atheists.
10 years ago
You stupid son of a cow fucking whore, the government did not orchestrate 9/11.
10 years ago
orchestrate ...i think thats the biggest word i've ever seen on this site
10 years ago
You obviously haven't been paying that much attention then. Granted, it is longer than most that appear.
10 years ago
Three syllables...pffft!
10 years ago
How many syllables is pffft?
10 years ago
Oddly, monosyllabic has five.
10 years ago
antidisestablishmentarianism and now i hold the record... provided i spelled that right...
10 years ago
Wow your comment is the gayest thing I've seen on MS, which is surprising because I've probly seen two guys fucking on here.
10 years ago
Also one of them was Kojach in disguise.
10 years ago
Floccinaucinihilipilification
10 years ago
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
10 years ago
You forgot B: Sand Niggers
10 years ago
Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.
10 years ago
ummm.. Islam?
10 years ago
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
10 years ago
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahul.
10 years ago
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10 years ago

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10 years ago
I just also posted a way too long comment.^^
10 years ago
ähmmm... another way too long comment.^^
10 years ago
Floccinaucinihilipilification is the longest non-technical word in the English language.
10 years ago
Words pharmecuetical companies made up don't count.
10 years ago
The longest non technical word is the one I posted earlier which is a hill in New Zealand.
10 years ago
And another thing, Jim, the long word I posted is just the name of an organic molecule. Nothing to do with harlequin babies.
10 years ago
^And one final thing - he's a smart arse.
10 years ago
Yup!
10 years ago
Heinlein used the word floccinaucinihilipificatrix in one of his books, can't remember which one.
10 years ago
The black guy was right, stupid muslims did it.
10 years ago
They wish they did.
10 years ago
God Bless the United States of America
10 years ago
Dumb Fucks!.

http://abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/

The best part is that $1 per year out of everyones income in Australia funds this TV station (Gov't owned) that produces this show.

You have to admit that most people who reside in the US do not really have an understanding of what goes on outside of it..

10 years ago
You have to admit that most people who reside in the US do not really have an understanding of what goes on outside of it..
Just dont ask an American that - they know everything - just ask them.

God Bless America?? Dumb fuck - didnt you hear God is just a pretend friend for grown ups (Oh and a tool used to manipulate the people).
10 years ago
You have to admit that most people who reside in the US do not really have an understanding of what goes on inside of it...
10 years ago
You have to admit that most people who reside in the US do not really have an understanding of what goes on...
10 years ago
Just playing with your words...
10 years ago
"Yeah, 9/11, it was September 1st." What a bunch of fuckwits.
10 years ago
cant understand these fucking answers

i'm german, i would have answered every question correctly. i even fucking exactly know what i did when i came to know about that.
i was at work and my boss ran in and told me to turn on the radio, he had heard it before in the cars stereo. there was an breaking news (like on every channel, if radio or tv) about a plane that hit one of the WTC towers. then i tried to get on the CNN homepage, but it was not possible. my boss let me call it a day, so i went home. in the bus and on the streets, EVERYBODY, if student, worker, man, women, white, yellow, black, christian, hindu, muslim was talking about that. arrived at home, i remember my mom screaming at me "you know what happened?" i said yes and planted my ass in front of the tv, some minutes later the second plane hit the second WTC tower. i screamed "mum mum mum come over here mum mum mum"...
what i mean is, that anybody you ask about 9/11 over here, they can tell you everything, what they did at this time and even answer anyone of this questions in the vid, so the interviewee must be from fucking nowhere. even an amish could answer more questions than these fucking dumb horses.
10 years ago
You do realize that they probably asked thousands of people those questions, just to find these idiots?
10 years ago
yea they must asked aleast 1000 people just to fine them fools who looked like they belong to the howard stern show
10 years ago
ofcourse. there is no way these people represent new york. they probably have footage of 5 times more people giving a correct answer, the only thing you can state is that these individuals were idiots.
10 years ago
yep
10 years ago
pretty much. but dont tell chairman know what you think!
10 years ago
Such a shame I already said the same thing not 14 hours ago.
10 years ago
you're just jealous chairman!
10 years ago
Am not!
10 years ago
Most of the people interviewed looked like crack heads. They probably don't even know that there was a terrorist attack. You'd need a TV or radio to hear about that.
10 years ago
The Chasers War on everything rocks! You douche bags are fair prey, yes thats you douche bags who heard an Aussie accent and said it was British! Fuck you you arrogant slit-licking cum whores! They picked the worst answers for their skit to highlight their point. They rape everything in Australia for comic potential as well.

The rest of the world doesn't think that all you Americans are stupid. In Melbourne here I live with a great guy from Nebraska and know many smart Yankees from my time working in Japan, but that some, the ones who we interview and then selectively edit into our skits to prove a comic point, are mind numbingly stupid. Really, you guys take the cake for dumb fucks, look at your President shit for brains and you can see that representative democracy really works! Idiots ruled by an idiot

p.s. Elements within your government let the 9/11 attacks happen to scare you all into accepting the 'war on terror' which is an excuse to gain geo-political domination over the energy resources of the middle east and crack down on your own civil liberties at home. Stop eating your own flag, pull your head out of your collective anal sphincters and ditch the American Exceptionalism, it was over the moment those picture from Abu Ghraib showed up. You are not the be all and end all of the world and never will be. Especially after your Iraq cluster fuck, sorry, you lost your lead.

Drunken flame war! FUCK YEAH!
10 years ago
Right. Did you take your drugs today? The prescription ones, I mean, cause it's obvious you're on crack.
10 years ago
Nope, it's just your infection of super aids making me crazy, trust me it works over long distances...I knoooooow....
10 years ago
i think you're lying. there's no such thing as superaids!?
10 years ago
Dude, let me tell you about Super Aids...one sniff of super aids and you're dead, not just ill, not just HIV positive (and whats so fuckin positive about HIV?) but stone cold fucking dead until your comic potential runs out.


Here's an idea for you, lets give Dick Cheney and George W. Bush all the super aids in the world, and turn their treatment into a reality show! Every week we get to phone in and vote on whether or not they get their treatment! we could call it, "Karma's a bitch!"

I'd ring in and vote for them to get the treatment, to stretch it out longer...that's off topic


Super Aids is no laughing matter and you're a sick sick man for laughing at it you dirty whore mongering ass bandit leader!

Beer!
10 years ago
Are you whizzing, featurewall?
10 years ago
Nope, I’ve just been drunk and far too unemployed today, walked the dog twice, studied, flew three full length missions in a flight simulator, fed my scorpions, tarantulas and then got pissed when some douche bag called an Australian show British, mostly because he’s an ignorant fuck pig with very little grasp of anything outside of the United States of Third World Banana Republic Ruled by Elitist Familial Crime Families Inducing Amnesia. You’re under your own Kings and Queens, they just have a veneer of ‘accountability’ which is laughable as you’re entire political system is corrupt and ready to implode on itself in a wave of jack booted fascism, you just can’t see it yet because you live within it and in Australia we’re not too far behind unfortunately. I mean come on? Bush-Clinton-Bush-(Clinton?) what a fucking joke! How much shit are you going to put up with until you guys pick up your mountains of guns and overthrow your corrupt, warmongering, bald faced lying administration? Fuck due process! These guys deserve a 5.56mm round through the skull! Overthrowing the rich and powerful isn’t just in our own interest; it’d be a hell of a lot of fun too…
10 years ago
Wow. You are really deranged. In a good way though.
10 years ago
wow, a drunk, unemployed angry liberal. Who cares? We've heard it all before so go back and leach more beer from your welfare check fumb duck.
10 years ago
What about the Kennedy's, firewall? Just out of interest.
10 years ago
That was one of the funniest rants I've heard since Bill Hicks.
10 years ago
No response in 7 hours. Must have gone into a coma. Mixing pills and special brew is not the cleverest move.
10 years ago
HA! yes i did go and pass out for a while and now I'm back and hung-over! K-Billy, fuck you, I live off my savings from my last job, you're an ignorant knuckle dragging shit eater who rapes donkey's as a side line business because you're main line of work, giving enema's to old men with your mouth, doesn't bring in the bacon enough for you to feed your seven retarded ginger kids and your big fat child dropping wife. Woo!

The Kennedy's? Poor motherfuckers who keep on being killed off by the CIA, who are the tools of the New World Order and the Kennedy's were a thorn in their paw for quite some time, maybe, Jeez my head hurts this morning and mostly it's because of my bad case of Super Aids that I caught from smerf and the way there are all these spiders walking on the walls. <insert your own random swear word ending here>
10 years ago
I think features drinking meths or lighter fluid.
10 years ago
I think he's actually a girl because he's pretty fucking whiny.
10 years ago
9/11......we will never forget....?
10 years ago
Well, they shouldn't be trendy and give it a number. No-one remembers numbers.
"11th of September in the 2nd year of the new millenium of the common era (for the Western world)" and nobody would forget it if it had been reported thus. They'd still get the year wrong, mind.
10 years ago
^although spelling millennium right would be a bonus.
10 years ago
No
10 years ago
Who are you saying No to?
10 years ago
sorry...my fault.i meant yes!
10 years ago
haha that was so stupid it was actually funny
10 years ago
Last night a DJ saved my wife, from a broken tard.
4 years ago
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