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Guy Beats 2 Guys

Well its not like hes able to say hes innocent...

featuredfights

by yak

submitted June 21st 2007

47 comments
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"that nigga"?
fucking whiggers
10 years ago
Fatty cries like a bitch with each punch to the face, than lays there dead!?!? Where did the guy on the grassy knoll go?
10 years ago
Haha I know, "Aw fuck! Aw fuck! Aw fuck!"
10 years ago
Dano1021 you'd cry before you even got hit, so shut the fuck up.
10 years ago
why would he cry before getting hit?
10 years ago
He's sad?
10 years ago
he does look a little sad in his avatar.
10 years ago
actually looks like hes getting it in the ass.
10 years ago
Everybody hurts.....sometime!
10 years ago
I cried just watching it. And masterbated. Anally.
10 years ago
that's hot.
10 years ago
lmao yeah thats the funny'st part
10 years ago
"Your ass is grass!", "I came here to kick ass and eat sushi and im all out of sushi!" and "You just opened up a can of whoopass!" are perfectly good substitutes.
10 years ago
no no no, its "I'm handing 2 things out today, lillipops and asskickings. And I'm plum out of lillipops"
10 years ago
"I'll be a two hit fight. I hit your face, and you hit the ground"
10 years ago
lillipops?
10 years ago
he meant handjobs
10 years ago
"Finish Him!"
9 years ago
"I'm so bad, I make medicine sick"
10 years ago
Im going to hit you so hard a chromosome will fall out.
10 years ago
brilliant
10 years ago
Go simpler: "I'll Sean Penn you!"
10 years ago
-and then when they're confused about what you said, you Sean Penn them.
10 years ago
but about if you're fighting Sean Penn?!?!
10 years ago
Sean Penn's a pussy.I'm gonna hit you so hard I'll kill your momma!
10 years ago
"Ever picked up your teeth with broken fingers?"
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
Testosterone is a hell of a drug.
10 years ago
hehe
10 years ago
so is adrenaline.
10 years ago
So is morphine
10 years ago
Ahhh, morphine...good times.
10 years ago
Awesome. I kept playing that video where he clocked that guy out over and over again. Kudos to the white guys for taking out those two guys even though he was probably an asshole.

My philosophy is is that if you can take out two or more guys in a street fight, then you can talk shit and hold your head high. Right?
10 years ago
they're all white..?
10 years ago
they're all white. they seem to have the tendency to act like stupid fucking niggers though. so sad. looks like everyone got what they deserved. jail. or this one dude beat the shit out of all of us.
10 years ago
How can it be your philosophy if you didn't actually do it yourself?
10 years ago
Sadly, that night is probably going to be the high point of that tough guy's life.
10 years ago
the guy in the cap that did the punching is lucky it was caught on film. Without the film, you have witnesses saying he randomly assaulted the two guys. In fact, he's acting in self-defence. The guy in red starts moving in on him, and won't back off when asked: you can legally punch someone in this case. Big fat slobberer then moves in, capped-dude is right to feel threatened, and lays into him.
Very difficult to prosecute for assault.
He did end up getting 3 years probabtion for the gay yellow cap though.
10 years ago
If you actually watched it youd notice the guy in red was trying to calm things down and was very clearly trying to call it quits and the capped guy punches him when hes close....its very not self defense. and the fat guy was saying 'whoa whoa buddy' which hardly comes across as aggressive, more like he wants him to stop, but is too much of a big fat pussy to get involved.
so no, i dont think he is overly lucky it was filmed.
10 years ago
if someone comes up to you and touches you without you asking for them to do so, that is assault. It doesn't matter if they're saying 'hey calm things down'. If you try to get them to stop (as he does) and they don't (as happens), you can punch them flat in the face, this is self defence. You do not need to wait until they punch you, you just need reasonable suspicion that they may further assault you.
Fat boy, seeing his friend in trouble, moves in on yellow cap boy in a hostile way. Yellow cap boy has reasonable grounds to suspect that fatty is about to lump him, so lumps him first.
The rest of it is excessive force, but up until then it is not.
If you don't want punched, don't go up to people very close and then not back off when they want you to. The guy could have had a knife.
10 years ago
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10 years ago
What about the second time he took a swing at the guy in the red shirt? I like what you're saying slimfan but that one doesn't seem like self-defense to me.
10 years ago
"Yellow cap boy" also had plenty of opportunities to leave and didn't before anything of the sort happened. So yeah no fault on his part eh?
10 years ago
Yeah you guys are retarded. Self defense allows yellow hat to hit both of them, but when fatty backs away and falls over and the first goes down and gets whooped anyway, it is no longer self defense. Self defense only allows you to fight enough to remove yourself from danger.
That being said, respect to yellow hat guy. It was illegal, but pretty tough.
10 years ago
"...cause you're a pussy. This guy's the real tough guy of the fuckin' group."

"So?"

That guy is the real loser of the whole affair. (Obviously.)
10 years ago
If you can't back up what you say with your fists don't pretend you can. The guy that whipped their asses is probably an asshole like another poster but at least he can back up what he says.
10 years ago
That fat guy has no excuse for getting whooped. if i was as large as him i'd pelt that dude with my fat apron!
10 years ago
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