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If you're a nerd, this has GOT to send all kinds of nerve endings exploding in your brain.

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by McLaughlen

submitted June 19th 2007

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comments (64)
this is the nerdiest picture i've ever seen
10 years ago
Boba Hank: I have a cute Japanese girlfriend.
Darth JQH: Your cat doesn't count!
10 years ago
You're recalling your own joke?
10 years ago
Rame jqh, rearry rame!
10 years ago
Yeah, cause, in case you haven't noticed, I don't give a fuck about anyone else.
10 years ago
jqh
you arent worthy of a darth name
you're more of a greeto
10 years ago
Hey supernova, when the donut cream on your fingers start sticking to the keyboard, I think it's time to wash.
10 years ago
Hey ramb0, I know I will never make it to that echelon of your friends who you address as Darth, but us non-nerds have to get by some how.
10 years ago
hm
yeah
because only nerds have ever watched star wars
10 years ago
and discriminate between who do and who not deserve to be called Darth.
10 years ago
>ramb0 is corect, only nerds watched it =D
10 years ago
if you tried to call yourself darth
then that says something
10 years ago
Hey, jqh, fuck you donuts are bad for you. I have recently been getting myself into fighting shape.
I went from 178lbs. to 163lbs. in the last few months. I plan on fighting again. (I'll post when I do)
10 years ago
Well, I'm a nerd and... oh wait...
10 years ago
Super, you LIE! Donuts are not bad for you! I should sue you for slander in their name.
10 years ago
AHAHAHA 178 lbs. I knew it. I don't insult girls, I let them insult themselves.
10 years ago
Also I don't think you fully appreciate the depth of my insult to you, supernova, because am I insinuating that you are fat from eating donuts, or am I insinuating you give hand jobs because you're fat, or am I insinuating that you give hand jobs because you're fat from eating donuts. (Because you know, white donut cream can just be euphemism for cum)
10 years ago
Also, if I may be permitted a moment to introspect, originally I did not set out by trying to insult fat girls, I simply wanted to bring the social reality that society finds you disgusting to you. While I realize that most people need to put a certain filter on reality in order to find it in themselves to change themselves for the better, you would not be doing yourselves any favors if you weren't aware deep down inside that by being fat, present day society finds you disgusting. Now, you may think that being fat is fine, and if you're not lying to yourself then that's fine for you, but just realize that most of the rest of society finds you disgusting whether they say it or not, and what society feels does have an impact on your quality of life.
10 years ago
^ someone put this guy back in the matrix please.
10 years ago
I would certainly backstab all of you for some good steak.
10 years ago
First of all jqh, how can you say someone is fat purely on their weight? If you don't know their height and build you cannot state the physical condition. Secondly, if it wasn't for fat people how would you know you're thin? Thirdly, Seeing how most of your recent post have been calling people about their looks or build how about posting a picture of yourself to show us all what the "perfect specimen" should look like.
10 years ago
Or, just simply shut the fuck up!
10 years ago
What, me, or were you reacting by instinct to your own rambling comment?
10 years ago
I was rather obviously talking to you, shitfer. And how the fuck can you call me for rambling after you posted that crap?
10 years ago
It's just naturally easy to associate negative words in the English language with you.
10 years ago
Well I'll have to take the negative words because you seem to have gathered all the negative feelings.
10 years ago
Hmmm, you may be right. A mean streak seems to have started from the Soah thread of yesterday and outlasted its usefulness to today. I think I'll get back to finding new ways to appreciate tits.
10 years ago
Turn em inside out.
10 years ago
Man, if you consider 178 fat, I don't even want to know what you'd consider me.
10 years ago
Either way, though, you're still an asshole.
10 years ago
>smerf, i would consider that fat also, i'm 130, and if a girl waighs more than me she either has 3xDs or is fat...
10 years ago
I'm 185 and no one considers me fat. I look smaller that I'd like to. I wear the same pants as when I was a 138 lb rail, and most of the same shirts. A guy with any muscle build of average height will be at least 160. At the same time, I have friends who are 170, the same height, and resemble blimps.
10 years ago
Yeah well, I'm 240 and when I went for a medical three weeks ago I was advised to lose about 30lbs. So, even though I'm overweight it's not by alot, and if I can get out on my mountain bike it won't be long before I'm back on form.
10 years ago
Wait wait wait, why do all of you think I'm talking about guys at 178? Girls look fat at 178 because they're usually shorter than guys. Guys above 6 feet look perfectly normal at 205 or less. Wait, unless you're all fat chicks. Noooooooooooooooooooo...
10 years ago
That's right, we're all fat chicks and we want to sit on your face.
10 years ago
I am a nerd, but there were no neural explosions when I saw this
10 years ago
yeah, it's ok, but I've seen lots cooler.
10 years ago
Well, yeah. Same here.
10 years ago
Thirded.
10 years ago
It would be a good fight but Darth would win.
10 years ago
Boba fet pretty much only looked cool. Vader was the bad ass.
10 years ago
"Look at my ring"
"Holy Shit!!!!"
10 years ago
Fist vs lightsaber... hmmm...
10 years ago
silly Morph, have you not forgotten Boba's wrist laser? ...or is that forearm with the grappling line?
10 years ago
at first i thought there was a black chick on boba fets back...turns out its his cape
10 years ago
It's ok, I saw a chick there as well. Not necessarily black, though.
10 years ago
THATTTTSSS SOOOO RADDDD!
10 years ago
WHY WOULD BOBBA FETT NOT USE A GUN OR SOMETHING ON VADER WHAT A NOOB AND CLEARLY HE HAS OVER EXTENDED HIS PUNCH AND BESIDES VADER IS ON HIS DOWNSTROKE SO HIS HEAD IS SOON TO BE CUT OFF AND WHY IS THERE A LUNCHBOX AT BOBBA FETTS FEET ONLY JEDIS CAN KILL JEDIS NOT EVEN NINJAS COULD RFLMAO SNORT SNORT SNORT

10 years ago
Caps Lock button stuck, Yak?
10 years ago
snort snort snort..that explains a lot
10 years ago
what about a ninja/jedi? huh?
10 years ago
Boba's supposed to have a wrist laser, if I remember. That would make it more of a fair fight. Darn it, Yak, you got me thinking it was Bobba Fett, hehe, maybe in the US south, it's Bubba Fett (Deliverance music, anyone?)
10 years ago
Bobba also needs food to survive, thats why he packs his food in a convenient lunch box, I guess its easier to carry around that way
10 years ago
bobba has a big ass rocket he could use.
10 years ago
What about a pirate ninja jedi?

Also, Vader is too short in this picture.
10 years ago
Jango and Boba needed way more time in those movies. Especially Boba
10 years ago
This picture is stupid because darth vader would have simply picked up boba with his jedi powers and flung him into the lava pit.
10 years ago
Jedi powers may not work when the ambient temperature is above 30 deg.C
10 years ago
wtf bobbas cape is a musculous woman with very weird hair.
10 years ago
You must have missed the previous comment about that.
10 years ago
no, but i wanted to be replied too by
you
10 years ago
This picture is wrong , i have a helmet so im as cool as Darth and Bobba Fett and the photo.
10 years ago
i know this picture!!! i got this one in my starwarsnerd- comic collection!!! that was a kick-ass fight!!! http://images.darkhorse.com/covers/300/s/swbfee4.jpg
10 years ago
i never got any pussy as teenager, but i had a LOT of star wars comics!!!
10 years ago
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