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The Perfect Porn

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Pretty much everything you can ask for in a porn clip, well, minus shit

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by rainman

submitted June 17th 2007

44 comments
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comments (44)
Weak money shot, no tranny, no midget, not puke, piss or shit, no horse and no fisting; definately not the "perfect porn".
10 years ago
it would have been perfect if mucho had not introduced us to all the above mentioned
10 years ago
There was no chicken fucking in this clip and i dont think thats been shown on Mucho yet.
10 years ago
MS has raised our expectations to a ridiculously high level. Fortunately it can usually meet them.
10 years ago
Lucky for me, and MS, I've always been ridiculously high....
10 years ago
Great music though... fap ompa fap ompa fap fap fap!!!
10 years ago
i like porns when the story line is of a breaking and entering or something, and is a rape scene. a struggle, tearing clothes, forced sex. that shit is hot.
10 years ago
i just watched it, and neither girl got fucked in the ass?
10 years ago
The smaller cuter one sure knows what she wants.
10 years ago
So, was anyone else expecting one of the chicks to be sporting a cock?
10 years ago
no , that'll just be you sicko
10 years ago
Hey, don't blame me. Muchosucko has trained me to expect what I don't want to see.
10 years ago
Hey! Why don't those chicks have dicks?
10 years ago
Why they get so Slaphappy?
10 years ago
is this that lilly allen song?
10 years ago
sounds liek a fuckin kalidape circus song or something gay
10 years ago
Porn and Oom-pa-pa music were made for each other!
10 years ago
that music actually made me lol
10 years ago
That music gave me a hard-on...accordian is so hot
10 years ago
I kept expecting a car packed full of clowns to show up with that circus music....that would have made the porn awesome!
10 years ago
haha awesome ...
10 years ago
the msuic is great!
Like a cheap RPG...
10 years ago
i dont fuck with soap like dat
dat shit turns nasty in those places
10 years ago
I actually thought of the same thing when I watched the vid
10 years ago
American porn is still in its infancy.
10 years ago
Yeah it was like invisible.
10 years ago
that guy certainly wasn't Peter North.
10 years ago
I might have enjoyed this when I was 11 and not yet desensitized to regular porn.
10 years ago
Yeah well, that was 3 weeks ago.
So forget it....
10 years ago
Three weeks is a long time in a young boy's life. Especially if he's chained up in the basement and doesn't enjoy sex.
10 years ago
me and my friend had a boy chained up in our basement one time.. he said he didn't enjoy sex, but we knew he did.....
10 years ago
Yeah, you could say this is perfect clean porn, and that's about it.
10 years ago
it's definitly clean
10 years ago
Where's the facial god damit!
10 years ago
oh man, that music is fuckin' gold
10 years ago
that was not the perfect porno... it had too much penis
10 years ago
David Hasselhoff?
10 years ago
Well at least it was not filmed in Willy Wonka's chocalate factory with all the oompa-loompa music. I am not in the mood to go sailing down the Hershey highway.
10 years ago
Not even a money shot in the eye. Lame.
10 years ago
Momma's got a squeezebox...
10 years ago
YESS I HAVE THIS PORNO
10 years ago
both chicks look like they smelt the nastiest ass-blast evar and are trying very hard to smile at the same time. Especially the one with the bigger tits. Good lord, did she go to the Anna-Nicole Memorial School of Grimacing or wtf?
10 years ago
fot it to be perfect there must be no limbs XD
8 years ago
diggin the music
8 years ago
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