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ill touch your penis

if you gonna touch it why not wank me off while your at it

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by elchris

submitted June 15th 2007

41 comments
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ill touch your penis
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comments (41)
OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!!!
10 years ago
Oh, I remember that time..... Delicious
10 years ago
My penis tastes like chicken.
10 years ago
no, dik and hank said it tasted like poop
10 years ago
Flogmaster, tell everyone what MY cock tastes like.
10 years ago
Cottage cheese?
10 years ago
Branston Pickle ?
10 years ago
I'm first! Not in posting.
10 years ago
When he touches my penis, it floats.
10 years ago
And turns tye-dye.
10 years ago
Everything floats down here!

... That is, if its mass per unit of volume is equal to or lighter than that of water!!
10 years ago
hahahah ^
10 years ago
Does water float? If so, then how come the bottom of the lake is wet?
10 years ago
Does pee float? Then why is your bed wet?
10 years ago
Fuck i hate clowns
10 years ago
Most clowns are fucked up in the head.
10 years ago
Don't all pedophiles become clowns for this purpose alone?
10 years ago
They watch pee-wee gymnastics. Girls tossen around in really tight suits. Maybe swim meets too. Both give a high probablity for cameltoe, butt crack and nipple action. If a parent talks to you just tell'em you got a phone call and leave.
10 years ago
damn reading that got me a stiffy... am i a bad person?
10 years ago
no, just makes you one of us
10 years ago
I like how you clearly have put a lot of thought into this, archman.
10 years ago
success is born of thought. it would seem Archie has done some research.
10 years ago
lets not forget the accident wedgie, butt cheek action!!
10 years ago
Watching Law and Order SVU is like going to Pedo school.
10 years ago
"UNLESS YOU GIVE ME THAT JACKET NOVA!"

10 years ago
Pennywise scares the shit out of me :0(
10 years ago
i like the shower scene when he comes from the floor .
10 years ago
HAHA, yeah, I showed this movie to my 2 nephews and niece when they were real young and it gave them nightmares..... MUWAHAHAHAHA, I'm so going to hell for that...
10 years ago
The first time I saw this movie I was 9... in a dark basement, that liked to make a lot of random noises and it scared the everliving shit out of me. I finally mustered up enough courage to watch it again when I was 16 and I laughed at it, really not that scary of a movie.
10 years ago
when i was 9 i killed my first axe with my fathers axe in the lumber house.
10 years ago
first animal with an axe.
10 years ago
You liked the shower scene because it was full of wet young boys.
10 years ago
Lol at girl
10 years ago
I pay you $15 and all you're going to do is TOUCH it?
10 years ago
fuckin juggalos
10 years ago
tim curry in picture show or it. who gets to touch your penis
10 years ago
Find this on wikipedia:
t's natural enemy is "The Turtle," another ancient Macroverse dweller who, eons ago, vomited up our Universe and possibly others while having a bout of indigestion. The Turtle shows up again in King's own series The Dark Tower. The book suggests that It, along with the Turtle, are themselves creations of a separate
10 years ago
Shame they never showed the turtle in the movie version of "It". I remember seeing it mentioned in the book.
10 years ago
Turtle in the book is sweet, then there is that 'other' that just watches. BTW anyone remember the kiddie orgy they have in the tunnels near the end of the book? WTFH was that all about?!
10 years ago
Yeah, the "IT" clown is the fucking scariest shit.
10 years ago
Well, ...um....ok. I'll take what I can get.
10 years ago
recover password
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