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Really Fucked up Face

Dear god....

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by yak

submitted June 13th 2007

40 comments
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comments (40)
Bitter beer face....
11 years ago
what the huh
11 years ago
Can you say ass breath? His taste buds look like mountains and there's a little valley and a village, a highway and a river. Oh shit it looks like the first winter snow came through.
10 years ago
..wtf? And I thought my tongue was big!
11 years ago
your tongue IS big...
11 years ago
Well, yeah. I used to pick up ladies in bars with it. I'd just sit on my barstool, licking my eyebrow.
11 years ago
Oh wait... Now I get it.
11 years ago
I don't get it.....
11 years ago
Why didn't you just leave it on the barstool and wait for a lady to sit on it?
11 years ago
too much chorizo!
11 years ago
and burrito
11 years ago
im sure no matter how ugly a guy is if he has a big dick or a big tongue hell get him some pussy on the regular
11 years ago
You'd think that, but it really doesn't work that way.
11 years ago
Smerf has those things, and money... Your standards must be too high, smerf.
4 years ago
Not really, no.
4 years ago
Ever give toaster a roll? It's ok, she's not online...
4 years ago
Nope.

One of my life rules is "Don't fuck chicks you met on mucho". I figure that'll be safer in the long run.
4 years ago
I like that rule. Of course I'd break it in a heartbeat for Heather....
4 years ago
Sounds like dik and possum could learn a thing or two from that policy.
4 years ago
like that happened
4 years ago
She explained the whole milk thing to me and giggles were had.
4 years ago
Only heather?
4 years ago
Do I want to know about the milk thing?
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
Well, Jen yes, Alana yes, HareTrinity after enough booze... It's a sliding scale from there...
4 years ago
TwoBit.
4 years ago
How many Jäegers before JenE?
4 years ago
Cuntscab I'd consider. Britt is out for obvious reasons.
4 years ago
There's no enough Jäeger in the world.
4 years ago
I suppose PinkStink isn't eliminated from that list. It'd be nice to know....
4 years ago
Aye
4 years ago
woah
11 years ago
I want to kiss him
11 years ago
when i get pulled over, i do this to the cops...always gets a chuckle
11 years ago
what you conceal your identity with your chin?
11 years ago
I want to hear from some of the Mucho Ladies on this one. Would they let this guy lick their pussies? Just curious. There must be 10 or so girls that come here fairly regularly. I can think of 6, not counting Bitcho.
11 years ago
sexy
11 years ago
I want to punch him when he makes that retarded lip over the nose face...why?
11 years ago
Because you're violent?
11 years ago
down syndrome?
11 years ago
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