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spelling genius

How could this kid win any contest??? I´m still wondering if he is just a little strange or a result of inbreed. At least he is a good example why not everybody should have the right to homeschool children. Finally I ask myself how the anchorwoman managed not to become sarcastic...

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by JimPanse

submitted June 11th 2007

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He'll get all the chicks!
10 years ago
oh man i would so kick his ass and chuck him in the mud. ps. CNN sucks
10 years ago
Fuck you O'Reilly gamecock. CNN beats Fox and its self-hating Asians with corpses from internment camps.
10 years ago
He'll get all the chicks!

Then the F.B.I. profilers will finally catch up with him. He'll take two agents out and wound three others before ultimately falling before a massive fusillade of high-power rifle fire.
He will be sorely missed.
10 years ago
he'll confuse them by spelling incredibly large words, before laying the smackdown on 'em with his retard strentgh.
10 years ago
So from now on, when any of you ask me a question, I'm just gonna answer like this kid....."uya". That was hot!
10 years ago
lmao, he really made it hard for her, giving half answers, stirring confusion.
10 years ago
lets go play D&D guys! get the mountain dew and cheetos!
10 years ago
I'll bring my d20
10 years ago
I got a big broad sword made outta cardboard...
10 years ago
...see you're in mortal danger, I'm a first class ranger who's half gargoyle and half elf.
10 years ago
I just put all my points into Charisma
10 years ago
Heh, Stephen Lynch.
10 years ago
I miss D&D.
10 years ago
Punch you in the junk, +3 damage.
10 years ago
CRITICAL HIT! CLEAVE!!!!
10 years ago
I've never played D&D! All of you nerds aren't even cool enough to ......I don't know, do something cool.
10 years ago
Don't I know it.
10 years ago
I've never played it, I just like to laugh at the kids at my school who do. Common signs of a D&D nerd are the following :
1. Listens to only Korn and/or NIN
2. Greasy everywhere, they hardly bathe
3. Many frequent this site.
10 years ago
Well, all I can tell you is: most of the folks I played D&D with in high school are successful professionals with pretty hot wives. Who knew imagination and communication skills would translate into something in the real world? Huh.
10 years ago
just what the fuck is D&D?
10 years ago
dungeons and dragons?
10 years ago
I meant the D&D kids nowadays. i wasnt there for your generation.
10 years ago
"most of the folks I played D&D with in high school are successful professionals with pretty hot wives." that means that it could be the same this time. get it nixon?
10 years ago
Don't kid yourself Vic...
10 years ago
Nice to see what the scumfuck traitors at CNN are wasting air time with, while actual news stories go ignored. This probably immediately preceded 720 minutes of continuous coverage of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.
10 years ago
Yeah, because only what YOU care about is of importance to this country. Hell, I don't know why they don't call it TGNN.
10 years ago
CNN news is the best, but FOX does have some hot anchor women
10 years ago
The people can't bear to hear actual news. It would hurt them. Hell, I think some of them dropped dead from heart attacks when the kid denied that he had a tuna sub before the competition. Their little feeble minds couldn't process it. "But... but... I thought the tuna sub was his brainfood... I don't understand... he didn't eat one?... OH GOD WHAT ELSE HAVE THEY LIED TO BE ABOUT!"
10 years ago
So, Mothh, you're actually going to argue that a jovial talk with a pre-teen regarding a spelling bee should preempt national and international news that ends up going totally ignored? Obviously you have no idea what real news is or should be like.
10 years ago
wanko, stop it, i'm starting to wet myself laughing!!
10 years ago
"well, uya, uh, i don't know what my mom said to me, i wasn't there, you should ask her, uya!!"
10 years ago
thats right tired guy... but fox news is worse, they are all nut jobs
10 years ago
Fucking funny. The video and the comments.
10 years ago
No TG, I think a 24 hour news channel has a lot of time to report on a wide variety of stories. Not every story has to be about the Bush administration or which one of our constitutional rights we are losing tomorrow.
10 years ago
wanko what u said about 6 comments up is exactly true man.. excellent illustration
10 years ago
Tell him to spell vagina. He'll reply "Is that french?...Are you saying vagIna or vaGina?... S-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g-i-l-l-n-e-v-e-r-e-v-e-r-e-x-p-e-r-i-e-n-c-e-i-n-m-y-l-i-f-e."
10 years ago
Wrong you forgot the 5 exclamation points at the end ...here have a subway tuna sub... gurf
10 years ago
lol what a fucking geek.Someone needs to rob him of his lunch money then go buy some weed
10 years ago
yeah that's what the world needs right now!
10 years ago
It's what I need.
10 years ago
You'd better ask my mom !
10 years ago
i raped your mom. is that the same?
10 years ago
i'm sorry, i take that back. i didn't mean to talk bad about your mother. please don't hurt me!
10 years ago
Wow... Those spelling Bee Kids are quite the selection of humanity eh... Sorta like many MS'ers
10 years ago
Yes and No! While this kid excels in something mundane like spelling, MS'ers excel in other things mundane...like carrying a flaming bing cherry between their ass cheeks and dropping it into a mayonnaise jar.
10 years ago
that reporter showed her own intelligence there too..
10 years ago
fuck! i watched like 10 seconds and had to turn it off. I dont know what it is about huge doofus's like this kid and hank but i cant stand to watch them do their thing it makes me sad. I can watch beheadings, burnt penis's and poo on the head but watching nerds in action is just sick.
10 years ago
oh mate, you missed the end. it was so choice. and really awkward for everyone involved. including me
10 years ago
Hey, I'm not a doofus. I can spell skomberday, or was it scombirdee?
10 years ago
scomberdae! oh, well i thought you said 'scomberdae', not 'scombridae' teehee lol!
10 years ago
i bet his parents assfist him everyday
10 years ago
I know I would.
10 years ago
how king isnt this guy.....spelling rulez!!
10 years ago
except my poor spelling hehehe
10 years ago
pretty sure i could beat this kid in a bare knukler
10 years ago
Please do.
10 years ago
a bare knuckler? as in bare knuckle fight?
10 years ago
what the hell else did u think i was talkin about u mind in the gutter sonofabitch?
10 years ago
thanks vic now i've got all sorts of sick knuckle sex goin through my head
10 years ago
it was my pleasure.
10 years ago
Yes, let's homeschool the little fella, because developing social skills is clearly fucking overrated.

Yay! You can spell lots of words! Good for you... so can my computer. Have fun living with your mom until she dies, buddy.
10 years ago
exactly what i was thinkin...like hes never been outa the fuckin house...so rudeness just isnt even a factor..that reporter seemed like she was hiding the fact that she thought he was a prick too
10 years ago
after she dies he'll probably go all ed gein on her..
10 years ago
Yeah but that bitch was just fucking stupid. If he had more social skills he would have just said "hey beautiful" and she everyone could be happy in a mindless retard way.
10 years ago
Yes, no social skills. I'm very polite and sociable when I torture small animals in the park. It creates a good atmosphere.
10 years ago
wanko you suck but your right
10 years ago
My best friend was home schooled. He's not a dork, but he is, at best a fucking asshole. He has no concept of compromise. If things don't go his way he freaks out. He once shot up his aunts car with a shotgun.......while she was in it.
10 years ago
Lol. That's my point. Social skills. Utilizing a shotgun... not so much with the social skills.
10 years ago
Sorry to go on... but that's just it. It's not what you learn IN school, it's what you learn while you're around school. Those school yard compromises. Like.. do I let this thing go or get in a fight with Biff? These are important skills.
10 years ago
It was pretty funny, after...
I wanted to yell "knock it off!!!", but, well, he was shooting at his aunt with a shotgun, so I opted to keep quiet.
10 years ago
yeah Balls, cuz most MS members have such great social skills right LMAO.
Isn't MS about who has the funniest/sickest comment ?! And the best at that, guys that are "teh intraweb Rambos" here also really suck at real life...thats it im outta here.
10 years ago
seems to me some people that aren't home schooled shoot up schools with shotguns
10 years ago
sasquatch is speaking the truth!
10 years ago
sasquai never lie
10 years ago
is that plural?
10 years ago
I would say "sasquatches" myself.
10 years ago
fuck u guys i was tryin to sound smart
10 years ago
She could have burst his bubble real quick on air. "So how does it feel to have your life peak before even starting adult life?"
10 years ago
i bet the words "who the fuck do you think you're talking to?" went through her head
10 years ago
He would just have answered "how does it feel to know that a fucking 9 year old is smarter than you could ever be? Oh, don't answer that, you've strained yourself enough trying to pronounce my name and asking about tuna subs. I wouldn't want you to get a wrinkle or gray hair that would end your career."
10 years ago
He wouldn't have said that.
10 years ago
I cut out the "hmm" and "ayu" parts for readability.
10 years ago
I would put more money on the reporter having the gift of gab over our little, sheltered, home-schooled lad.
10 years ago
Maybe he would have just whipped it out and started jacking off.
10 years ago
Actions speak louder than words.
10 years ago
is this going to be his 'last post for a while'?
10 years ago
hahaha that little flinch on 2:45 when he got it wrong.. too good!
10 years ago
That was my big lol moment too.
10 years ago
he was utterly shocked :D
10 years ago
"Ding" means he's wrong.
10 years ago
hopefully she was mockin him...i think this douche might be autistic
10 years ago
that thought has crossed my mind too..
10 years ago
you would figure "ding" would mean right... and "buzz" means wrong like in such shows as price is right.
10 years ago
i have heard that he has asperger's, but he is still a fucking 'tard.
10 years ago
he'll make a great fuckin jerk someday
10 years ago
"Is there any meat this man can't jerk?"
10 years ago
Meat as meat. But, seriously, this kid is fucking cool! Who needs social skills? They are way overrated. I go for days only talking to myself and hitting my dog.
10 years ago
Lol, hank.
10 years ago
Call her your bitch, hank. Then people will think you gots yourself a ho.
10 years ago
SCOMBRIDAE
10 years ago
autistic. I am talking about the woman though
10 years ago
Hes home schooled so that way the other kids don't make fun of him when his mom is breastfeeding him while fondling his genitals
10 years ago
Jealous bastards.
10 years ago
No wonder he's home schooled. If he went to public school he'd get the shit whipped out of him. Damn what a geek.
10 years ago
Asberger's Syndrome.
10 years ago
What an autistic faggot, e should be killed. The funy thing is my roommate is just like this, acting above everyone else and he's ADDICTED to fucking world of warcraft. Fucking cunt...
10 years ago
all autistic people should be killed?
10 years ago
ya autistic people are known for their arrogance....dummy
10 years ago
duh, isn't that what all autistivc people do?
10 years ago
let's kill those arrogant bastards!
10 years ago
He spells like rainman and the reason he likes homeschool his mom gives him "special treats"
10 years ago
did u proofread that? go to school dimwit
10 years ago
at least he's not a juggaloo
10 years ago
Me. Hate. Onslaught. Too.
10 years ago
Onslaught's obviously a saddist. He keeps comming back...
10 years ago
"no one will accept me!! i know, i will start my own little group of outcasts!"
10 years ago
00:07 kid owns woman. bet shes thinkin "you little prick"
10 years ago
then she gives the word for him to spell with a shit face grin on her face.
10 years ago
I actually love this kid's responses, they're the perfect responses to that patronizing bitch. All our social skills would make it difficult for us to just ignore her stupid questions like that, whereas he probably doesn't even realize he's doing it. If we have less patronizing conversations, maybe we'll actually start having some real conversations with each other.
10 years ago
your right...my balls itch with delight fuckhead
10 years ago
is he the fuckin rain man?
10 years ago
Bono is this you...
6 years ago
check your mucho mail
6 years ago
mmmmm k....
6 years ago
Thanks for bringing me here :D
6 years ago
heres what hes up to now.....http://articles.sfgate.com/2011-03-05/news/28661918_1_graphing-calculator-international-math-olympiad-stanford-university-math
6 years ago
I literally lol'ed at that picture, sounds like we got a future Lex Luthor on our hands here.
6 years ago
He must be part alien...
6 years ago
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