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Any ideas about how the hell you could end up like this?

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by para-bellum

submitted June 5th 2007

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ahahahah awesome!!!!!! oh man new x mas card!!!!!.....well as how he didnt i would have to say......i have no fucking idea, but some one give this guy a darwin.
10 years ago
well that discredits the sayin "size dosn't matter"
10 years ago
"I think there was a Vidpost maybe a month ago or so...?? Of a Security Guard where he goes to Drain his Vein by some fence..Which turned out to be an ELECTRICAL FENCE!! He gets fucked up, Maybe this is that guy, and this would be the Aftermath!! Fried Weenie to go!
10 years ago
ahahahah awesome!!!!!! oh man new x mas card!!!!!.....well as how he didnt i would have to say......i have no fucking idea, but some one give this guy a darwin.
10 years ago
You're gonna be sorry.
10 years ago
fuck!!!! sorry about the double post.
10 years ago
you see; archman always speaks the truth.
10 years ago
Its is so ugly......im stunned
10 years ago
Okay, he fucked a jar of acid, or a 220 outlet? Anyone?
10 years ago
This is what happens when you fuck a black woman. Once you go black you never go back!
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
Once you go black, you never go to the bathroom right...
10 years ago
ja ja ja @stem
10 years ago
maybe he tried to burn off his pubes and forgot he had used some aftershave to impress his lady and burned himself
10 years ago
its an electric burn right? maybe he was fucking something thats was plugged in and got hit by a power surge?
10 years ago
or tried peeing too close to an electric fence?
10 years ago
ok i checked out google and it took me straight to the story:

A 38-year-old man was admitted to this Hospital for severe penile burn caused by excessive short-wave diathermy. Five days ago, the patient visited a clinic for recurrent genital herpes simplex. Circumcision was performed and local short wave diathermy given immediately. The frequency of short wave source was 13.56 MHz with a penile exposing time of about 2.5 hours. Blisters and extravasation at the penile skin were seen 1 day and became black 3 days after short-wave diathermy. The patient could micturate [i.e., urinate] without hematuria [i.e., blood in the urine]. The whole penis was burned black and became indurated [i.e., hardened] with a clear margin with the normal skin at the base of the penis. He felt no pain in the penis even with needle puncture. Doppler sonography revealed no blood flow in the penis and severe burn and penile gangrene was diagnosed.

At day 31 after the treatment, the necrotic part of penis was resected with only about 1 cm of the penile stump left. Thrombi were found in the two deep arteries of the corpora cavernosa and deep dorsal arteries and the veins beneath Buck's fasica. Scrotal skin was mobilized and shifted to repair the penile stump. Pathological examination showed necrosis of the penis tissue and thrombi formation in the corpora cavernosa.

Convalescence was uneventful. The patient could micturate in standing position by pushing skin around the stump of the penis backward.
10 years ago
Well then, I would, if I were him, sue the shit out of the clinic that performed the circumcision and the diathermy. Then I'd kill the staff and their families.
10 years ago
For those who don't want to read all that shit, here's the summary: "Some poor bastard had his dick burned off by fuckwad doctors."
10 years ago
"Penile stump." Gotta be be two of the most horrific words in the English language.
10 years ago
did he cry when he show the penis to a doctor?
10 years ago
So they essentially zapped his dick off. That's gotta be worth quite a bit of $, but then again I don't know if all the $ in the world is enough...

I could imagine the doctor coming in, a la Professor Farnsworth.
"Good news, everyone!"
10 years ago
You know, on the flip side, he could keep his dick and let his friends and family poke at it with needles and such. That could be fun.
10 years ago
He would be the life of the party once everyone got drunk and asked him about his burnt penis...I can see it now.......
10 years ago
So are they going to pay by the inch?
10 years ago
You know, you'd think the diathermy machine would go *dinnnggg* when it's done...but alas, no. So like a perpetual microwave or the Energizer Bunny, it kept going and going etc,etc....
10 years ago
Yeah...I can hear the doctors in the break room: "Can you believe that 3-pointer he missed in the second ha--hey wait, did you turn the diathermy machine off?"
10 years ago
borracho seems very enthusiastic to penis pics
10 years ago
*diiiing* dinner is served
10 years ago
i only enjoy penis pics on the sabbath
10 years ago
im going with...burned his pubes off but it turned into a wild fire and burnt his parts...
10 years ago
it'll grow back doc, won't it?...doc?
10 years ago
This is what snopes says, for what it's worth. http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/electricfence.asp
10 years ago
that sucks madd dick, i wonder if they can like build a new cock on his penile stump or sumthin
10 years ago
We can make him stronger....
10 years ago
No one under the age of 35 will get that comment...
10 years ago
we can rebuild him
10 years ago
We have the technology.
10 years ago
TiredGuy, I'm well under 35, and I still get that comment.
10 years ago
Then you watch too much shitty old TV.
10 years ago
Agreed, but it's mainly because people over 35 keep reciting it. I personally have never seen an episode of the show.
10 years ago
Plus the 70's show did a joke where they had the technology to build someone stronger, faster, aloofer. So that takes the age down to 20 or something.
10 years ago
i just finally figured out what that was from..
10 years ago
Steve Austin kicked ass, and Jamie Summers was no slouch, either.
10 years ago
Im 18 and I get it, shit.
$6 mill
10 years ago
The 6 Million dollar mans boss's action figure is worth more than the 6 million dollar man...I learned that from 40 year old virgin
10 years ago
it looks like one of dem burned marshmallows. you know, da kine you like to eat by pulling the black stuff off and going right for the warm inside bit still left
yum
i miss camp
10 years ago
so wait he didnt do this himself, and didnt want it. id be too pissed to let someone take a picture. if any thing theyd have a profile pick of me and crime scene photos of the docs head in the microwave. wtf herpes ant that bad. its the gift that keeps on giving
10 years ago
You have herpes?
10 years ago
Obviously he does thats why he says it a gift
10 years ago
omg that's a penis?! damn that sucks dick, burnt dick.
10 years ago
oooh you touche my tralalala my ding ding dong....
10 years ago
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