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How does this guy have a girlfriend?

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by HankChinaski

submitted June 4th 2007

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Yak and Deja?
10 years ago
That is how I have been picturing them in my mind.
10 years ago
lolerfuckinskates!
10 years ago
I was hoping they had rollerblades on. That might have justified the poor nature of this terrible picture. I hope that is piss he is drinking, since beer is wasted on such as him.
10 years ago
hahahhaahahahahha yeah.. i don't expect him to look like marilyn manson, but i remember them admitting they were emo or goth or something like that.
10 years ago
Well at least Yak has the most clothes in this picture.
10 years ago
deja is goth but shes not a fucking freak :P
me.. im normal ;/
although i've been that drunk.... recently.
10 years ago
That one cup of piss beer really got to you that bad?
10 years ago
No offense, but I can't see goth chicks with wow guys.
10 years ago
I hate to be an ass but what is a wow guy?
10 years ago
The kind that runs the vids here.
10 years ago
i'm a wow-goth chick :/
10 years ago
>.<
10 years ago
His penis looks sad and very tanned
10 years ago
Yeah, that's a little odd. I guess he spends most of his time just hanging out.
10 years ago
every man has a 'tanned' penis.. something to do with high pigment concentration.
10 years ago
and an extra tanned scrotum haha
10 years ago
You know, I don't think these two actually know each other. She's looking at his cock, which she wouldn't be if she'd been walking around with him all day. Maybe it's a "this is what I did on vacation" picture.
10 years ago
Don't you look at a girl's tits, even if you've been out with her all day?
10 years ago
...Ok, good point.
10 years ago
im not sure where this pic was taken but isn't it usually illegal to walk around swingin' dick?
10 years ago
this guy haunted my dreams last night....I imagined him eating my face while he was twirling his dark penis around and his girlfriend was go-go dancing and being sprayed with my blood, then I woke up
10 years ago
aaaarch.. what have you been up to!?
10 years ago
I'm just trying to blank the right half of that picture out of my vision.
10 years ago
really? I thought you would dig his pierced nipples.
10 years ago
I'm trying to scrub my eyes with erasers right now,it's not working...
10 years ago
Nah, the only pierced nipple I dig are attached to either my chest or a female chest. Nothing else.
10 years ago
So basically your saying you don't like pierced nipples on other dudes..But yours are cool..??..
10 years ago
yes taht is basically what he is saying...but a homosexual like yourself wouldn't understand
10 years ago
Is taht waht I am?? A Homosexual? Did you hear taht Smerf? Did you hear waht he said?
10 years ago
Yep, I heard it. But yeah, cool or not, the only male nipples I'm at all concerned about are my own.
10 years ago
As well you should be..Or thats what you, or arghhh..You know what I mean..
10 years ago
Me too smerf.....wait, wtf?
10 years ago
Super, the thought of you thinking about my nipples is a little scary.

And a little arousing. RAWR!
10 years ago
What's the matter smerf, did you have a falling out with your twin brother?
10 years ago
I have no twin brother, which is probably a good thing. I have an older brother, though. Who, oddly enough, also has his nipples pierced.
10 years ago
I dunna understand the whole piercing thing... it just seems like something to rip off of someone in a fight... now scars are cool, chicks dig scars
10 years ago
... well to an extent...
10 years ago
See, the trick there is to leave my shirt on. Then, they don't even know I have piercings.
10 years ago
WTF?!?! please tell me thats not in the US and in some fucked up european socialist state
10 years ago
Well I guess you can take comfort in the facial expressions of the "Goths" behind them... it doesn't look like they're gonna follow that trend anytime soon... unless I'm wrong and they're totally intrigued
10 years ago
Well we DO have our share of fruitcakes and stitch headded freaks here at home, they don't all reside in lemming land.
10 years ago
What the hell is Lemming Land?
10 years ago
somewhere in a game console i suspect
10 years ago
If I remember correctly, it's either Germany or Holland. But I think it was in Germany. Either way, Quick_draw, it's not in the US. Not that I condone such things, but you will never live in such a liberated place as these 'fucked up european socialist state's. You'll be living in a Church State within your lifetime, wistfully dreaming of having freedoms.
10 years ago
Heh, church... thats funny para... We're a bunch of Godless heathens over here...
10 years ago
Super as number 2 in the related.
10 years ago
Number 1 and number 2
10 years ago
True. Doubleowned
10 years ago
Kiss my black ass....
10 years ago
Im willing to bet the "chick" on the left, isn't really a chick..
10 years ago
I'd give it 70:30 that it's a chick.
10 years ago
It's a chick.
10 years ago
Wishful thinking wont help 2P
10 years ago
makes you wonder what he will look like when he is 80.
10 years ago
He'll OD on Heroin long before that. This is what heroin does to you kids.
10 years ago
The voice of experience. If you doubt it just look at how fucked up supernova looks, he makes this faggot look like Doogie Howser.
10 years ago
The voice of an observer....I'll never do heroin. I know this because my friends who were addicts of heroin, have either killed themselves, covered themselves with tattoos so they could feel something, or are so fucked up there is no return for them.

The other reason I won't do heroin is because when I hurt myself, aka, brake a bone or the like, the Vicodin runs out a little too fast for my liking.
So I steer as far away as I can.
10 years ago
didn't you hear, super? smoking heroine became cool again, just ask elpiss!
10 years ago
Goth has been around long enough that we should be seeing middle-aged goths. But we don't. Which indicates to me they died of aids.
10 years ago
well, i'm 30 and still a goth... my friends are older than me and still goth... they have friends older than them who are still goths. guess it depends if you live in an area where it's more important to follow trends or an area where people just care to be what they are and give 2 shits what others think.
10 years ago
Please answer this question:

It seems to me that most goths say "we dont follow trends", "we are who we are" but isnt goth itself a trend? You get all these kids dressing in black, I assume they could just like the image or whatever but it does seem like a trend. Obviously you dont see it like this so my question is, Why do 'real' goths dress like you/they do? Is it belief, ideology or what? I really am curious.
10 years ago
goth itself is a subculture. within that subculture are other groupings... like cybergoth for one. any subculture has an identifiable quality about it, which in the case of goths is clothing. there aren't many north american goths that dress like me though, since i prefer a more victorian goth look with lace, velvet and floor length skirts and the like. i see more people like that in europe than here. i see it as that younger goths, who weren't around to understand it when it first 'came out' are more of a trend thing whereas you get people my age and older that are still goth tend to dress more like i do and care little about the current 'goth trend'. trends affect any social group regardless what some like to think
10 years ago
Thanks, much appreciated.
10 years ago
Goth is nearly dead where I live. There are more emos and a ton of guys that act a dress like hippies now.
10 years ago
Same on my end of town, but I'm not complaining because its fuckin funny to see the little fags trying to run away from you with their girl pants on.
10 years ago
So DejaVu, you pretty much dress up like Prince?
10 years ago
no... prince wears pants... i only wear skirts.
10 years ago
well, the victorian style is acceptable, i think it's also hype in japan.. hank, balls?
10 years ago
Yeah, he's still got em. You don't have to remind him to check.
10 years ago
If you're that concerned about your image your probably a pretentious drama queen, regardless of whether you dress up or dress down. Of course I would never judge anyone because I normally just wear bear skin from a fresh kill. By the way, I eat steel and shit bullets.
10 years ago
i'm free to do a ball-check whenever i want too, arch, thank you very much!
10 years ago
these two were made for each other, i bet they have freaky sex.
10 years ago
Yep. It'll probably show up here at some point.
10 years ago
i liek the chick shes cute...


i have a thing for goth- punk- emo girls...
10 years ago
Hahaha right there with you...
10 years ago
not um... gunna really say too much here about this... but if you put some cat ears on her and a tail she would look a lot like a typical furry :(
10 years ago
If you put a ball under her shirt she could look like a preggo.
10 years ago
yeah... and thats hot dude!


furries are hot! so long as they are under 50% fur
10 years ago
Life must be hard without an job
10 years ago
exactly right. enjoy being poor assholes!
10 years ago
Plantshit is saving his money, every penny. One day he will open his piggy jar, and he'll be rich......Well, that's what he said anyway....
10 years ago
haha, and then he'll find out that sweden has switched to euros, and he's too late to change the crones at the bank..
10 years ago
I love how goths rebel against society by conforming to a dress code.
10 years ago
And by drinking beer. OoOoOh... REBEL
10 years ago
rebels do drink beer.
10 years ago
no they dont
10 years ago
I thought Punk was dead.
10 years ago
yeah cos they are punk as fuck ?
10 years ago
Punk has been dead for a long time and goth is following the same cycle; it is pretty much pop culture already. Kids will be kids but some adults can't let go of it. It will be interesting to see what the next abrasive/subversive counterculture is.
10 years ago
Because both of them have something in COMMON!!!!!
10 years ago
Dee Dee Dee
10 years ago
Fucking RyogaVee you faggoty looking piece of shit always dressing up like a........ oops sorry man. old habits die hard. RyogaVee RULEZ!
10 years ago
Another candidate for the 'I submitted this maaaaaannnnyyy months ago' category.
10 years ago
well,if yur gonna do it?u might as well go all out..
8 years ago
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