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Naked on a Construction Site

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I like how most of the guys just keep working.

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by yak

submitted June 1st 2007

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I had sex on a construction site a month ago, it was a little weird.
11 years ago
Is that because you were alone and everyone was still watching?
11 years ago
PFFT, I was raw dogin' your mom. and she started calling your name, that's why it was weird.
11 years ago
Maybe you got man-raped by all those construction workers.
11 years ago
zxcv... You should know what a guy's mother looks like before comments like that. You would shudder if you have a proper mental image of that encounter.
11 years ago
i still wake up screaming sometimes...
11 years ago
It would have made it complete if at the end she just bricked in her hand and smeared it all over her face.
11 years ago
YES! I knew something was missing and you hit it right on the head.
11 years ago
would have been cool if she'd pulled a sledgehammer out of her ass too
11 years ago
Maybe none of the guys cared cause she's done every single one of them...or cause she just wasn't that pretty
11 years ago
I think she has no future in the porno industry.
11 years ago
Pretty sure it was just someone adding her into the video of those guys working.. you know.. green screen?
11 years ago
In Canada you're not allowed on a site without propper safety gear. She should have some knee pads.
11 years ago
GIT 'ER DONE!
11 years ago
personally, ay'd just like t' see 'em nak'd on a beach'r' somethin'... altho th' distraction thing was a loto' fun. :)
11 years ago
Was that Mario in the background?
11 years ago
smerf...hy husband has a pierced dick..but strewth..you is small...
11 years ago
A: Use the reply button
B: What the fuck are you talking about?
11 years ago
Is Smurf small or is Strewth small?
and how would Ssammy7 know?
Do you guys meet up?
11 years ago
i believe strewth = its the truth?
not sure what penis she thinks yours is tho.... maybe the smurf guy? :P
11 years ago
Thanks Yak. I know that 'strewth' is strine (Australian slang) and is a contraction of the expression 'Gods Truth', but Ssammy7 was using 'Smurf' and 'Strewth' with a lower case 'S' which should mean that neither of them were proper nouns, but could also be taken as meaning that both words were proper nouns. This confused me into thinking that Sssammy7 was referring to two different people. The syntax of the sentance made it difficult to decide if 'Strewth' was being used as a proper noun or as an exclamation. Maybe if we were to use capital letters with people's names we would avoid some confusion in these important discussion forums? Alternativly we could just say 'fuck it' and continue sliding down the slippery slope of literary laziness until we end up being totally unable to communicate in anything other than 'text-speak' which is the 21st century equivalent of the Neanderthal grunt, thus recapitulating in a decade the linguistic achievments of the past ten thousand years.
ps. bichofelix, if you read this,it is not supposed to be taken seriously!
11 years ago
Ug!
11 years ago
Nuff sed!
11 years ago
Strewth - Expression of bewilderment or frustration. Not unlike "fucking hell."
11 years ago
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