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God Biscuits

You should train your god properly.

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by HankChinaski

submitted May 31st 2007

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God Biscuits
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Ah, sacrilige at its best.
10 years ago
Mit Iodine!
10 years ago
if i accidentally give it to a god i shouldnt be believing in will i get stoned?
10 years ago
That depends... Can you give a snack to something that might not exist?
10 years ago
hey, making fun of the weak minded is fun.
10 years ago
Don't feed god Chocolate. He'll get sick.
10 years ago
...and the smell of his bile is straight out of HELL...
10 years ago
"Your god will appreciate that real cheese and bacon taste".
10 years ago
now comes with favors of lamb rice dinner and chicken dumplings
10 years ago
...and the lord ate his snack treat, and it was good.
10 years ago
Makes me wonder .....what does God eat? Are there supermarkets in heaven?
10 years ago
what happens if you were to come home drunk and accidentally eat one of them yourself??
10 years ago
You'd be smitten, er, I mean bitten, by your god's wrath.
10 years ago
I like to smear butter on my cock and balls and have my God lick it off. Finish myself off with him all over my gootch and ass. Sintastic!
10 years ago
I'm sure God reads your comments.
10 years ago
Sinsational! i bet god knows how to God-tongue one of those prostate orgasms i keep hearing about. Sinaliscious!!!
10 years ago
Yours too.
10 years ago
Just like I'm sure they don't care.
10 years ago
Are you for real, Deidei? I hope so. I'll just assume you are, since it's more fun that way.

God has no problem with me saying these things, because he's all about Truth. He loves me telling the world about our play time. He told me all about this while he and I double doored your mom.
10 years ago
And why would God have to read my comments, you nitwit? If he can see into my heart and mind, he'd have no need to. Fuck you religious types are stupid.
10 years ago
Does God have DSL or Cable?
10 years ago
I like muhammed muffins better.
10 years ago
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