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Redneck Hood Ornament

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by Wario7793

submitted May 21st 2007

65 comments
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Redneck Hood Ornament
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comments (65)
I bet he has one of those cool air-horns that plays LaCucaRacha...
10 years ago
Well he picked that girl up from silicon valley, so the odds are good. I wish it were my ex-wife on the grill.
10 years ago
Lol
10 years ago
Yar, she be like a modern day figure head from a sailing ship, yar. I'd shiver her timbers, any day.
10 years ago
arrrgh!!! ye be right there mate, but where can I get one? I really like it!!!
10 years ago
A redneck would have a deer strapped, looks like a wannabe yank to me. They're the only ones who'd treat there women like slabs of meat.
10 years ago
Wannabe?
10 years ago
They are?....Thanks.
10 years ago
Baby on Board?
10 years ago
Babe on Bumper?
10 years ago
Must suck to get those bugs in your eyes.
10 years ago
she looks like a giant bug squashed in the grill
10 years ago
a giant sexy bug
10 years ago
I would immediately crash that truck.
10 years ago
Against a wall?
10 years ago
Against a wall.
10 years ago
Save the liver and the kidneys, I need to sell those.
10 years ago
Yeah, save the liver, Balls is gonna need it...
10 years ago
Is he still drunk?
10 years ago
Meh, he can have mine. I'm Irish, I don't need it.
10 years ago
I'm gonna need a heart, Starrsky stole mine.
10 years ago
Huh, my wallet is empty too.
10 years ago
u haven't noticed the strange itch yet??
10 years ago
That's been there for years.
10 years ago
Crash the truck into my crotch.
10 years ago
Hold still Wanko
10 years ago
wait let me move first
10 years ago
ewww that didnt sound right lol
10 years ago
That bitch got some big ass titties!
10 years ago
Big ass FAKE titties.
10 years ago
You don't like fake tits?..lol. I Guess you prefer the propeller the motion when fucking rather than have some stiff titties just sit there?..lol
10 years ago
I prefer tits to be soft, not hard. Plus, they jiggle better when real.
10 years ago
Thats her purpose on the grill though. Her tits serve as the airbag for whatever you hit... Its the HUMANE way to run over an animal
10 years ago
or the corrupt way
10 years ago
I need one of those
10 years ago
The truck I mean.
10 years ago
And a redneck would trade her in for a fishing boat. If he could anyways.
10 years ago
things like this make me smile
10 years ago
so she has arms...does she have legs??
10 years ago
It's all tied behind her.
10 years ago
You got your glasses on.
10 years ago
no I didn't...but now I do..I see now I can see!!! thanks archy
10 years ago
Mmmm, girls in glasses... *fapfapfapfapfapspurt*
10 years ago
actually i thought she was an amputee when i first clicked the pic also.
10 years ago
Relax Alyon, she has a boyfriend. You don't have to make her feel better.
10 years ago
Hahha. It's so true.
10 years ago
I'd hit it!.....Head on............
10 years ago
ill get your helmet
10 years ago
I'd be willing to bet he gets pulled over alot.
10 years ago
That's either an old pic or a well kept truck.
10 years ago
You'd be surprised. I have a 25 year old Yamaha motorcycle that looks brand new, and its never gotten any special treatment save a few new cheap parts
10 years ago
Yeah, my old Toyota truck looked about that nice. Shinier, too. Until I took out a street sign, that is.
10 years ago
Yeah? I have a 30 year old Kawasaki that looks 40 years old. Am I doing something wrong?
10 years ago
Hey, I miss that fucking truck. That was my first vehicle. It's where I learned how to work on engines. It's where I got my first blow job. Good memories...
10 years ago
I have one of those.... Let me go see if the wife will step up and let me mount her on the hood.
10 years ago
comes equipped with two side impact air bags!
10 years ago
road warrior bad guy vehicle
10 years ago
I'd like to mount her to my front!
HAR HAR!
10 years ago
" It puts the SUV on it's skin"
10 years ago
"Good... Fuck it, you're getting the hose again anyway."
10 years ago
Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!
10 years ago
wheres that lotion?
10 years ago
Haha, I was wondering if this was ever going to be posted.
10 years ago
air bags on the outside of the vechicle. thats a new concept.
10 years ago
That's his DAUGHTER..
10 years ago
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