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Floor Tricks

room mates and pranks are like bread and butter

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by ramb0command0

submitted May 20th 2007

35 comments
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im deff going to butter my floor
11 years ago
I buttered your moms floor
11 years ago
by floor i mean her face
11 years ago
no.
11 years ago
^Good one, Shawn.
11 years ago
Other peoples misery is very entertaining.
11 years ago
yayyyyyyyy
it went through
i feel so accomplished
11 years ago
You suck.
11 years ago
Bichos cock
11 years ago
im sure the narrator and actor is the same person, his imaginable roommate is himself
11 years ago
...and i'm sure your last hookup and your mother are the same person.

And it's "are" the same person
not "is."
Let's try to exercise good grammar if we can.
11 years ago
Actually, iranian was correct to use "is" rather than "are". Oh well.
11 years ago
Hahahahah you got gramatic-OWNED!
11 years ago
2 subjects
11 years ago
Two subjects? No... The subject is "person", with "is" as the linking verb. The subject is singular, so it uses "is" rather than "are". Unless you happen to be using Ebonics, in which case the rules are reversed (e.g. "Is you going to the be-bop, muthafucka?").
11 years ago
well slap my ass and call me sally

sorry
im tired
anyone read crying of lot 49 and want to help me on a book review
its due tomorrow
and i just wasted the day watching porn
fuck
11 years ago
No problem, I could be wrong anyway, after all I are a bit drunk tonight. I is spost to go to da fuckin' be-bop anyway.
11 years ago
Oh, BTW, regarding your book... http://www.sparknotes.com/lit/lot49/
11 years ago
thanks
thats what i ended up doing
pounded out 7 paragraphs in like 25 minutes or so
ef yes
11 years ago
are is correct. they is the same person??
11 years ago
thats what i thought at first but the word person is the one in nominative
they are accusitve
11 years ago
I feel compelled to get the Crisco can out from the pantry now...
11 years ago
Is your boyfriend coming over?
11 years ago
no, he cant on account of the fact he is an amputee.
11 years ago
If that's the case, you should just keep him in the pantry, as well.
11 years ago
Keep him buttered up...
11 years ago
all it takes in one fool posting it on the internet and then millions of kids across the world start buttering floors
11 years ago
and?
11 years ago
I love this video...
11 years ago
Agreed, it will be our new god
11 years ago
And God said" Fuck over thy friends and grease thy floors...and the joyous laughter shall rain from the heavens"
11 years ago
....man, I hope there wasnt someone important calling in, like a telemarketer
11 years ago
I'd just be pissed because the motherfucker got butter all over the back of my shirt and shorts.
11 years ago
Then the guy bangs on the door like a tough guy little does he know that countless people still think hes a huge pussy.
11 years ago
this post modern american Nuevo art film has echos of the mid 60's french realism with it's unobtrusive lighting, lack of melodrama, simple white title cards and includes ample references to Bertilucci's Last Tango in Paris with fingers up the butt smeared with butter. golf clap.
10 years ago
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