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Greetings From Texas

I was under the impression that only steers & queers are from Texas!

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by Mustang51PNA

submitted May 18th 2007

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Greetings From Texas
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*smiles*
10 years ago
mmmmmmmmmmm
10 years ago
man hands
10 years ago
picky picky
10 years ago
They're fucking hands aren't they.
10 years ago
Those are texas-style hands.
10 years ago
texas is weak.
10 years ago
kind of a shitty french manicure
10 years ago
I'm from texas
10 years ago
I'm from Texas.
10 years ago
I was born in Texas.
10 years ago
I drove through Texas
10 years ago
I meet someone from Texas. I hate him.
10 years ago
All my x's live in Texas
10 years ago
I'm -in- Texas.
10 years ago
I spit on Texas.
10 years ago
I'm from texas yeeeeeeeeeeehaaa
10 years ago
F - Texas...
10 years ago
i'm in texs arse
10 years ago
i look at texas on a map once and thought, wow its bigger than my state.
10 years ago
i don`t even pay taxes
10 years ago
The girl I got my first blowjob from was from Texas.
10 years ago
My cousin lives in texas!
10 years ago
texas is in new york right
10 years ago
Texas is funny to say out loud....Texas....Texas...
10 years ago
Of course i'm from Texas. Austin!
10 years ago
In 1983 I was 7. My family and I visited my dad's super rich evangelical christian uncle in Texas. His company co-owned the Dallas Mavericks. We were behind the players bench. I was about 30 feet away from Mr. T.
10 years ago
I AM TEXAS
10 years ago
I snogged a girl from Texas at a Neil Young gig. It was ok.
10 years ago
My condolences
10 years ago
I nearly went to Texas, once.
10 years ago
I dropped a texas, and had to wipe twice.
10 years ago
Im plotting to carpet bomb texas.
10 years ago
She must be an import from somewhere else.
10 years ago
Fake! She's from Nebraska!!!
10 years ago
Nah, Iowa.
10 years ago
Like there's much of a difference, though.
10 years ago
Well, I'm from Iowa and I've never seen a woman like this. Just like apple pie, they get plumper and sweeter the closer you get to Des Moines.
10 years ago
That's why the beautiful people stay as far left of Des Moines as possible.
10 years ago
Looks like Pamela Stevenson. (Australian)
10 years ago
Pamela is a Kiwi and too fucking old and ugly to even look remotely as good.
10 years ago
Fuck Texas..
10 years ago
Actually, it's "Steers, queers, racketeers, and domineers".
10 years ago
Oh, and pedophilic photographers who commit wanton same-sex incest. But that doesn't rhyme.
10 years ago
But still, no less pertinent.
10 years ago
No less pertinent whatsoever..It's also the home of a mentally incapacitated woman who lies dormant in a catatonic state, and while incapacitated in this manner was sexually assaulted by a Chacma Baboon resulting in the birth of a half mongoloid-half baboon child that we all know as HankChinaski...Hey Hank, I bet you love bananas don't you? Of course you do..Fruit..
10 years ago
Nothing good ever came out of Texas...
10 years ago
I thought the half-baboon retards all came from Washington.
10 years ago
I'm going to stop insulting Hank completely now..That way he will run out of material...
10 years ago
Keef, you seem to be confusing him with our President.
10 years ago
Hank, leave Washington out this. We're better than Texas.
10 years ago
HEY!!! HEY!!! watch the washington jokes. have some mercy on dc, will ya. bush does live hear after all. isn't that bad enough!!!!
10 years ago
cdbsr00, Not D.C., Washington state.
10 years ago
Queefbag, after you stop insulting me, why don't you stop breathing as well?
10 years ago
I want to date Hank's mentally handicapped incapacitated mom. I like it when they don't move around.
10 years ago
She's taken...
10 years ago
I'll rent her to you.
10 years ago
stephen hawking is single
10 years ago
Steers, queers, and a shitload of girls that look like this one up there. LOL! Y'all can kiss my redneck ass!
10 years ago
Sorry El Wanko but Chinny's mother is still in a committed relationship with the Chacma Baboon that sired Hank..
10 years ago
washington state is awesome
10 years ago
At least I know who my mother is. Continuing with your 'oh so original' mother/animal theme. I'll have to guess your such a fucking asshole, because you had such a tough life actually surviving an abortion and crawling out of the dumpster into that dirty alley, then being raised by feral dogs and living off discarded orange peels and coffee grounds. Now, I'll just repeat this over and over again and it'll get funnier everytime, you fucking flea-bitten, abortee. Well, at least your "family" taught you how to lick your balls. That must provide some solace for having a disgusting, misshapen head and being infested with biting parasites.
10 years ago
Sweet.
10 years ago
Mr. Chinaski, you sir, are my new hero.
10 years ago
Well jumpin' Jesus on a Popsicle stick blowing Rosanne Barr. China Doll got another lackey drone. Apathy probably doesn't care any way....
10 years ago
Actually if you had been here long enough you would know that Oranjeboom is the feral one..And as far as being the "abortee" (which isn't a word) I would have to be dead..So that makes no sense, where as your mother being trapped in a catatonic state and then being viscously raped by a Chacma Baboon is a completely feasible situation,. But then I take in to account that you were born in Texas, so a Chacma Baboon may not work after all, probably insulting the baboon in the process...No your mother was probably impregnated by a steer..Would explain all of your constant bullshit...And the only person i have ever heard of having the ability to lick their own balls and such is Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy..And he can be family anytime, welcome Uncle Ron..Hank(balls rests on)Chinassmeat you are a simpleton..Go back to fapping to the naked pictures you found of your sister on her honeymoon in Hawaii while you were rooting around in her underwear drawer looking for panties to sniff..
10 years ago
Fuck you with your 'haven't been here long enough bullshit' you fucking misshapen, alley-living, mouth-breathing quasimodo feral fuck. You joined only 2 months before me, so take off your 'MS veteran' hat and put back on the one that says, 'My mom had an abortion and all I got was this grotesquely misshapen head, and a poor immune system.' You climbed out of the dumpster and it's been down hill ever since. Bichofelix would turn down a date from you, and the fact that you were raised by dogs gives dogs a bad name. Do you remember your first meal sucking milk from that hairy teat as the fleas began to land on you? Lucky she was a stray bitch and hungry or she may not have licked all the blood and funk off your shivering, lesion-covered body. Next episode, I'll cover the Queefknocker's early years rooting through dumpsters and baring his teeth at outsiders.
10 years ago
OMG! I think "it" moved!
10 years ago
sorry keef but steer just doesn't work in that context
10 years ago
cyber fights are so empty. but that reminds me, whatever happened to johnnycho?
10 years ago
QueefBox, you fucking punk ass bitch, bring it on! I'm waiting.
10 years ago
Hey chinny that one wasn't bad, but at some point you are going to have to come up with some new material..The feral dog and dumpster bit is starting to get old, I think you should move on to my adolescent years...And I absolutely remember that first meal suckling on that kind bitchs teat..It tasted like a nice orange flavored coffee considering that the only thing in the dumpster was coffee grinds and orange peels correct? And as far as your posse goes, you may actually want to scoop up a few people with a higher IQ than a can of soup..And your sister called, she wants you to stop using her ear trumpet as a bukkake siphon..
10 years ago
Hey FuckKnocker, at some point you are going to have to lance that huge, pus-oozing boil on the side of your face. You really ought to move out of that alley. It's not sanitary. Hard to imagine actually living with people, though isn't it? While other kids played on the lawn, Queef lurked inbetween garbage cans looking for anything he could snatch up with his dirty little fingers and eat. When other kids went to the store for candy, he sucked on old chicken bones like lollipops. Malnourished, he never developed physically. He reached his maximum hight of 3'7" at age 18. He couldn't even get a job as a sideshow freak, because his personality was so annoying. Tough luck, you skinny, 3 1/2 foot, twisted, clawing for scraps, dim-witted fuck. You'll have spend your whole disgusting life eating what I throw away. Your next phase in life will probably be moving into the sewers and living off of rats, but keep doing your best.
10 years ago
You say my maximum "hight" (not sure what that is), was 3'7, but then call me 3and a half feet tall after that..So what is it??Because at 3'7 I'm rounding up to 4..Figure it out Chin Boy because the key to a good insult is all in the details, and your details seem to be scattered...And I already lanced that boil..We just got the tip of your sisters ear trumpet really really hot and *poof* there it went..But I am serious when I say she wants you to stop using her ear trumpet to siphon huge loads of semen from middle aged Japanese businessmen into your gaping anal cavity..Serious dude, its a medical device for fucks sake...By the way I am going to go on vacation now so it will be a few days until my next response, maybe I'll stop bye the old alley way and see if I can get one of those orange flavored coffees that I grew up on...Have fun sitting in your trailer Chinny..I know, I know, at least it's a home...
10 years ago
Yes, when your extremely limited mental capacity doesn't allow you to think of a witty response, it's always safe to point out spelling errors and other such inconsequential bullshit in an attempt to deflect the flame (it does, however, look really weak). 5'6" v.s. 5'7", yeah that's a huge difference [sarcasm], about the length of your cock. When you get back from your "vacation", I advise you to mind your manners like a good little stunted, malformed, feral freak and I won't have to fuck you up anymore.
10 years ago
Take

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Off
10 years ago
She got some serious man hands... and some wicked choppers
10 years ago
Austin had a lot of really cute white girls. Man, I love Austin.
10 years ago
6th St, cheap beer and college girls! YUM!
10 years ago
keep Austin weird>.<
10 years ago
I live right near the Alamo Drafthouse south. It's one of the best movie houses I have ever been to. You can get food, and beer, and watch a kick ass movie all at the same time!
10 years ago
Nice teeth.
10 years ago
I swear I know some chicks that are posted here, and this looks like someone I went to highschool with.
10 years ago
a little ironic that the tshirt she's wearing is probably made in INDONESIA, hat made from MEXICO, hair shampoo from CANADA and flipping everyone off with her FRENCH manicure.
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Did I mention the japanese camera? Yeah.. but she's from texas.
10 years ago
You're right. She should take off all those foriegn made clothes and show us her Texas-made titties.
10 years ago
Damn right, who gives a fuck where she's from?! Just show us the tits.
10 years ago
Very nice!
10 years ago
Dont mess with Texas.
10 years ago
I diddle Texas all the time! Then I make Texas get me a beer and a NY steak! Fucking pussy ass Texas...
10 years ago
i like to scratch and stretch my ball sack then smell my fingers...
10 years ago
Yeah, GO TEXAS!!!
10 years ago
I should probebly visit texas, i heard they love charmy swedish boys.
10 years ago
Only the priests
10 years ago
no the young and beutiful...
10 years ago
Tits next time.
10 years ago
Texas? Where's that?
10 years ago
Somewhere near Paris?
10 years ago
That's about right, foreign fuckers!
10 years ago
films by wim wenders arn`t even worth to make jokes about. they just suck.
10 years ago
I'll eat her pussy..must taste like delicacy..
10 years ago
idiot
10 years ago
^ ..!.. ^
10 years ago
Texas sucks... You fucking jackasses...
10 years ago
Either I'm crazy or I honestly know that girl. O.o
10 years ago
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