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Mothers day

This is wrong in so many ways...

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by Onslaught

submitted May 18th 2007

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Mothers day
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Tristan's mom taught her all she needed to know...with a mothers love, a greased up ferret, and a gigolo named Tyrone, an Ultimate Guide is born.
10 years ago
Hahaah "Tristan". What a faggy name.
10 years ago
Stick it in. Move. Be careful. If she shits she dies. End of Story.
10 years ago
If it's big wet shit it's like they're cumming.
10 years ago
This Mother's Day I got flipped off by some kid who looked exactly like Joe Pesci. Damn kids.
10 years ago
The kid must have had progeria.
10 years ago
My mom was in prison a lot, so we always got her cigarettes. Not that she smoked them, but she said they helped. My mom really hates natives.
10 years ago
What's that all about?
10 years ago
Connect the dots: Canadian prisons are full of natives and native gangs are the force to be reckoned with -> in prisons, cigarettes are currency -> mom didn't like eating pussy so, therefore, the cigarettes helped.
10 years ago
Onslaught, why were you looking this up?
10 years ago
Your mom wanted it for mothers day.
10 years ago
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