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Do You Measure Up

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HankChinaski excluded, Need not apply!

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by Mustang51PNA

submitted May 17th 2007

58 comments
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Do You Measure Up
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comments (58)
where does the line to measure start?
11 years ago
Don't worry Chin..You may not ever be able to have sex with a real woman, but you can still gyrate your tiny-tiny member into the doubled up plastic produce bags that you fill with packing peanuts and watermelon cubes that have been warmed in the microwave all the while fantasizing about Nancy Pelosi...
11 years ago
Say...thats not a bad idea!
11 years ago
Sounds your speaking from experience there, Queefer.
11 years ago
Sounds your speaking durrr durr durrr..Sounds your speaking...Sounds I'm typing..durr durr durr..Your a fucking RETARD Chin...
11 years ago
Is that the best you can do, Queefknocker? I didn't really expect any better, though, so you have lived up to my low expectations of you. Congratulations.
11 years ago
And, the next you want to share one of your really "fun" masturbation techniques, just call your dad.
11 years ago
Wow ol' unoriginal Hank can't even type out a proper thought...Thats what happens when Hank's on crank...And quit submitting the video of yourself giving oral pleasures to a german shepard in heat...No one wants to see it..
11 years ago
Who are you, the fucking missing word police? Go check some milk cartoons if you're that worried about it. And you complaining about the things I submit is also extremely childish. Yak and Deja post what think is mucho worthy out of all the things they recieve. It you've got a beef, take it up with them, dumbass.
11 years ago
I just figure your so worked up that you accidentally forgot to type in a word while you were trying to think of something (please god anything) clever to say...And how could you forget Lava while you were MS name dropping??Im actually laughing right now..Your pathetic and maybe you should stick to making fun of SlapDash..At least then you can feel superior..
11 years ago
you know, they say love and hate are very close to eachother. i think this is a burning love ready to express itself as soon as one let's his guard down.
11 years ago
I don't feel superior to you, exactly, Fagbox, but I'm definitely funnier than you. "I'm actually laughing right now." Ha ha. Who gives a fuck? I should stick to making fun of somebody? You're the pencil dick that is making lame attempts to flame me. Not the other way around. Why is this? You should ask yourself. I think it's because you want to challenge yourself.
11 years ago
^^Fuck you, your ass aint funny muthufucka..your ass is an annoying piece of amphibian shit..
11 years ago
What type of amphibian?
11 years ago
i`d love to see your catfight continue. come on...
11 years ago
Shut yer cock hole, spewgo. This doesn't concern the sorry likes of you.
11 years ago
May I interject?
11 years ago
Why not?
11 years ago
It was a rhetorical question Hank. I'm content to let Keefbox beat up on you.
11 years ago
I wouldn't call any of it "beating up"..I would call all of it "stating the obvious"..And yes Chinny-Chin, you are SOOO funny..I particularly love the humor-festivals you have with yourself yourself where you respond to one of your comments about 4 times..That is pure gold chinster!! Keep it up that way everyone on MS can see exactly what a comedic genius you really are...







hehe
11 years ago
Hank is not funny.
11 years ago
See Hank, even the mechanical man says it, So the verdict is in; Not Funny. (gavel crack!)
11 years ago
instead of focusing all of our hate twards eachother, lets, i dunno, start some kind of underground movement. we will play our disturbing videos too all who use the internet, and we drive them off and claim it for our own. but the porn to ensue will be more fucked up than usual... meh.
11 years ago
I will keep it up, Queef. And you keep up being a douchebag, it obviously what your best at.
11 years ago
keefbox+HankChinaski=queffboxasskeys.

queffboxasskeys-panetshit=Alec13

Alec13*Royogavee?=queffboxasskeys
11 years ago
But HankChinAssMeat don't you see that YOU are the one that is the douche bag?? All I have done is try to open your, and the rest of MS's eyes to the fact..You may be somewhat intelligent, but thats all you rely upon..Some of the things you say sound half-assed or might illicit a chuckle, but the way you go about it is completely asinine. And then all the wallpapering posts with your goofy fucking avatar??Do people really need to see you reply to one of your own comments over and over again??Do people need to see you constantly rip on the users that may not be the smartest people here? No..So fuck you, you pretentious cocksucker..Your the douche..Quit acting like your the king shit when all you are is shit...
11 years ago
don't hate, masturbate!
11 years ago
Hanks not funny. smart, maybe. But definatly not funny.
11 years ago
neither are you.
11 years ago
What's wrong with her face?
11 years ago
Her very fake breast are reflective or it's photoshop
11 years ago
>fake tan.
11 years ago
could be the light bounce.
11 years ago
I guess some here have never experienced sunlight
11 years ago
She's just had a shave.
11 years ago
she has a face? i guess i missed it
11 years ago
What's sunlight? I don't think we're allowed to have that in England.
11 years ago
I believe we are allowed 1 day a month Mr Fug. Thankfully I witnessed the May allowance yesterday.
11 years ago
I think Mustang is in love with me.
11 years ago
Wrong..I think is the donkey that you alllways talk about who is in love with you..shitcacav and your ass sure keep one those pets in the back of your cardboard where you live at..I bet your ass is so cheap that you probably get reception from the street to get into the internet using your fucking cheap ass window computer..ah fuck you any ways.
11 years ago
haha hank stop talking donkey. btw bicho, you should read your comment before you press the 'post' button.
11 years ago
Bitchfuck, when you flame try to make some sense. Seriously, do you have Down's syndrome?
11 years ago
How about clown's syndrome?
11 years ago
...maybe Go Down's syndrome.
11 years ago
pwned syndrome?
11 years ago
oh no! an asian running amok! hank, i hope you left the set of massive, sharp kitchen knives at home. reminds me too much of virginia tech... :(
11 years ago
Boned syndrome?
11 years ago
hmmm what?
11 years ago
I want to see the measurement of her big flabby ass.
11 years ago
this dick is good only for a blowjob
11 years ago
Her face looks kinda weird...
11 years ago
That tattoo will look great in 10 years when she has another 25 lbs of fat on her.

It will actually stretch because of the fat, even though at that point she'll only be able to get guys who have 3" of dick poking out from their beer bellies.
11 years ago
Woo Hoo! I'm in, sex at last!!!
11 years ago
can i have a go at her when you're done, smug?
11 years ago
Just give me a minute, Vic, then she's all yours.
11 years ago
Hurry up Mr Fug. There's a queue forming here.
11 years ago
Just start a mantrain while you wait.
11 years ago
a will can fuck any puss no matter how small the size is
10 years ago
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