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Turtle vs Cat

Now thats one mean fucking turtle!

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by yak

submitted May 12th 2007

66 comments
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comments (66)
"Can't claw me bitch!"
10 years ago
this fucking turtle is really fast. and so insistent. at least it uses its capability to tease cats. i like that because i hate cats.
10 years ago
maybe cats hate you
10 years ago
That's Baby Totoise you dumb cat hater..
10 years ago
I gotta get me one of those "totoises." Can it be taught to chase away hot women?
10 years ago
"Come back here, damn you! I'm eating pussy tonight!"
10 years ago
Yeah as said, tortoise people. Turtles live in the water.
10 years ago
and it's bad bad Leroy Brown, badder than a junk yard turtle, meaner than a Bassett Hound....
10 years ago
Surely not Fred Bassett. You know how he do
10 years ago
WTF MS IS THIS THE GODDAMN ANIMAL PLANET CHANNEL OR HAVE YOU GUYS GONE GAY AND LOST YOUR TOUCH AT GOOD MATIERIAL?
10 years ago
shut the fuck up and get yer grill fixed oh and while your at it have your caps lock removed.
10 years ago
Jimjammajay = Last 0 things submitted
10 years ago
just what i thought
10 years ago
I'm guessing he's getting withdrawal symptoms from the piss, shit, blood and Japanese people. Not getting his daily fix must put him a bit on edge
10 years ago
i actualy enjoyed this
10 years ago
i luv it when people go with the angle of "and how many things have you submitted? oh whats that 0?". who the fuck really cares how many times someone has submitted a video or picture, does it make this one any less gay? no ofcourse not, even though i find jimmy here less than tolerable at times, and his use of caps over excessive, he still makes a very valid point about how stupid the video is and just wanted everyone to know it. dammit, now i sound gay!! well, only thing to do now is say fuck you everyone!!!
10 years ago
Who the fuck is this guy anyways?
10 years ago
Hogmaster = Last 0 things submitted
10 years ago
^I concur, yes you may call the content of a pic or vid into question, but if you're just gonna dismiss it as crap you should post something better or shut the fuck up.
10 years ago
heres what hank says " last thing submitted 0. and all i will respond is with a big " so?" how do you feel now that you've looked up my name and seen i submitted nothing? do you feel proud? i think its time you tell your mommy so she can give you a gold star!!
10 years ago
lets make a movie starring samuel l. jackson with a bunch of turtles like this one in some kind of large transportational vehicle.
10 years ago
Turtles on a train
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
haha box vs pussy. great MS lesbo action.
10 years ago
dude......its a turtle, i dunno if you noticed. but boxes cant walk. and since when did boxes come with legs, and lunge.
10 years ago
since not when? boxes can be fucking scary.
10 years ago
Box turtle.
10 years ago
Who are you, Don King?
10 years ago
lol crazy turtle, this is my best night in MS, i so laughed, are turtles becoming carnivorous or what?
10 years ago
its obviously mother nature telling vegetarians theyre wrong.
10 years ago
yes, very wrong. meat tastes nice, therefore I eat it.
10 years ago
That turtle is a fuckin asshole!
10 years ago
it just wanted to be loved
10 years ago
Both of them should be stomped to death
10 years ago
"we cant stop here...this is turte country."
10 years ago
winner: parody quote of the month
10 years ago
The turtle: nature's suction cup.
10 years ago
fucking nigger turtles they are always the ones to bite first
10 years ago
I cannot believe that turtle. He fuckin hates cats..! hilarious
10 years ago
that turtle is so determined, i love it. "i'm havin' me some cat stew tonight," or something.
10 years ago
I,m looking for the cat that killed my sister


and did you notice that when it was done he had turned a brown long haired cat into a short haired cat who was so unnerved that all it,s hair went white after the forced haircut
10 years ago
at about 8 secons the turtle hits a fork in his road...has to make a decision....at first it looks like he says fuck it im goin home ..but then he turns at the cat and thats it man ...he's been after cats ever since
10 years ago
is that maybe some mother turtle protecting eggs maybe? it all looks pretty domesticated.
10 years ago
actually thats a 4 acre field and theyre a massive nuclear accident fighting over control of tokyo.
10 years ago
hahaha, GAMERA!
10 years ago
turtle wanted a fur coat.
10 years ago
wait until he calls his giant tortoise brother.
10 years ago
Isn't this a tortoise and not a turtle?
10 years ago
Yes, but c'mon, that kinda accuracy is lost on people here.
10 years ago
I wondered how long it would be before somebody got it right. Turtle, jeez you might as well have called it Turtle vs Lion. Dumbasses.
10 years ago
I blame TMNT/TMHT for this!
10 years ago
That was so much better than I expected. The turtle was such a fucking prick.
10 years ago
Reptiles are tough!
10 years ago
thats the coolest turtle ive ever seen
10 years ago
Gay.
10 years ago
if i had a pet turtle like that i'd give him whatever he wanted and do whatever it said...i don't want no trouble like that
10 years ago
You ate Splinter! Die!
10 years ago
Leonardo is my dick and Splinter is my balls!
10 years ago
Really? What a coincidence, I named my dick shredder, and my balls bebop and rocksteddy! Wanna have kids?
10 years ago
1. Put the turtle in a bag and put the bag on something hard like a concrete floor. 2. Take a hammer and smash it to the inside of the bag is soft....3. Throw the bag .
10 years ago
4. Stop recording.
5. Post on MS.
10 years ago
plantshit u hate funny little turtles too??? come on
10 years ago
Lord Dik : Its King Plantshit...i hate lots of stuffs. And that turtle is not funny , i hate it....please kill it.
10 years ago
plantshit thats a pretty cool animal..chasin that cat like that...it's funny and cool...be reasonable..kill people instead
10 years ago
I dont find it funny.... remember who is the king boy.
10 years ago
I lol'd
3 years ago
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