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Mammon

Thou shall serve no other gods before Hank.

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by HankChinaski

submitted May 7th 2007

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Mammon
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so mammon is.. what again?
10 years ago
Have you ever heard of wikipedia, dictionary.com? You see, they are these really useful web sites where you can look things up that you don't know.
10 years ago
Hank, I thought that was your purpose here .
10 years ago
Hank helps those who help themselves.
10 years ago
Yes Hank, do tell.
10 years ago
i don't think you'd like to help me while I'm 'helping myself'
10 years ago
But Hank is close to 'W'ank
10 years ago
Leave me out of this.
10 years ago
if you look up wikipedia on wikipedia you'll go back in time
10 years ago
Money
10 years ago
Known vernacularly as "pink sock", "mammon", "ragged pipe" or "arse/ass tulip", an anal prolapse is caused by weakness of the pelvic floor muscles and descending of the pelvic floor organs (uterus) - this is why the condition is most common among middle-aged to elderly women (women account for 85% of all reported conditions*). It is often accounted to chronic abdominal straining (notable in pregnancy, constipation) and anal sex. Additionally, infection with whipworm can weaken these muscles and cause rectal prolapse in children
10 years ago
Nice to know that borracho doesn't know what "Mammon" is. Mammon is the name of a demon in Christian mythology.
10 years ago
In this sex change procedure the mammon hood is lifted and the suspensory ligament of the clitoris is detached from the pubic bone, allowing the mammon to extend out further. When the female tissues have been primed with testosterone, the clitoral head may resemble an adolescent glans penis. An embryonic urethral plate must be teased away from the underside of the mammon to permit outward extension and a visible erection.
10 years ago
I thought "Mammon" looked familiar. I saw a listing for him as a demon in an old Dungeons & Dragons book. He was pictured as a big fat character who looked like he was letting off a huge fart.
10 years ago
are you sure you weren't looking up 'wario' ?
10 years ago
I was thinkin about the black machine the black power ranger has. Mastadon. Yeah.
10 years ago
a mammoth?
10 years ago
Look at you two brothers getting along...
10 years ago
Did you share your toys?
10 years ago
no, I AM THE BLACK POWER RANGER!! you were him the last time! now you can be the red one for once..!
10 years ago
ok but seriously, i was the black power ranger. and yes, i'm white.
10 years ago
good
10 years ago
Ahahaha I love the last line "enjoy your life guilt free" Atheists should make one that says "stop bein a pussy, be atheist"
10 years ago
I'd prefer: "Stop being a theist. Be an athiest."

It goes with Homer's wedding vow, "in potence and impotence."
10 years ago
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