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Its finally happened!

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That’s right kids. At the age of 30 I've finally lost my virginity. Enjoy a snippet of the action. I am so hot.

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by MMA

submitted May 6th 2007

28 comments
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comments (28)
Those glasses are the bizzomb. Yeah you read that right I said BIZZOMB.
11 years ago
Why are your teeth coming off? and your hair is extra greasy do you have to use a special shampoo??
11 years ago
My teeth are coming off because I am British.
11 years ago
nah can't be british he's a fat ugly fucker got to be American
11 years ago
Since it was only simulated gay sex, it was kind of funny. Otherwise: HARRUUULLLP!
11 years ago
Wow. The notion of sex had been permanantly tarnished in my mind. Thanks alot. Im going to go take up knitting now that I nothing to think about.
11 years ago
cunt-gratz on the sweet kooch
11 years ago
Nauseating.
11 years ago
Great. Now buy a treadmill.
11 years ago
and a razor ya fuckin hippie
11 years ago
FAKE! He's not really having sex with a woman.
11 years ago
Oh, fuck! I thought I'd clicked on the Nude Gymnastics!
11 years ago
lol
11 years ago
How much was it? Did you buy a roofie or a whore?
11 years ago
that dude looks like rob zombie
11 years ago
doesnt count if you bang your sister, even in Kentucky. I checked.
11 years ago
WTF that was weird
11 years ago
thank you so much for posting this! it gives me hope that i, too, will get laid one day
11 years ago
...at least I'm better off than that guy!
11 years ago
Oh no! Someone found my video!
No doubt it will end up on the net for sale:
"One Night in Fipty"
11 years ago
Damn, if this porn sells, I'm releasing one. I'm just as fat and ugly as this dude.
11 years ago
Looks like my friend Joe. Joe has seizures too!
11 years ago
noticed the guy from a PLpro banner
this is "Torbe" http://torbenetwork.com/ (Can't believe I knew that)
11 years ago
Going for the young Jerry Lewis look, there?
11 years ago
dad?
11 years ago
You dont have to look good to get chicks to fuck , just if you got money you can buy whatever the fuck you want kids. Have a sweet day.
11 years ago
his teeths move strange , i dont know what thoose things are called
11 years ago
wat the damn?
11 years ago
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