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You Know You're a Slut When....

Your kid could be 1 of 17 people....

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by yak

submitted May 5th 2007

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damn.
10 years ago
They only said they have "tested" 16 men. Who knows how many there could be...
10 years ago
I know I'm not one of them.
10 years ago
Yeah, but does she know?
10 years ago
so why does half of africa have aids? stupid niggers
10 years ago
gman98, what the fuck does that have to do anything. What? Did you just have to show how stupid you are in front of all of Mucholand? You just couldn't keep the stupid inside any longer, could you!??
10 years ago
LMAO!! let's see... Sholonda + a cheap TV show + 17 dicks + a henhouse full of cocks, no hens at all + africa has aids = gman98 is Sholonda's long lost son!
10 years ago
Actually, in parts of Africa the official government policy is that AIDS is not sexually transmitted.
10 years ago
gman there are loads of reasons but mainly due to poverty, poor healthcare and white catholic missionaries telling them if they use contraception they will go to hell...It's a given that somewhere along the line us whites had to interfere.
10 years ago
^^^catholic missionaries.....what century are you living in??....they don't use contraceptives because they don't know about them, not because some guy preaching a religion none of them believe in tells them not to.....Russia has one of the fastest growing HIV transmission rates in the world and do you think its the white people and catholic missionaries fault there as well?
10 years ago
Yes, obviously.
10 years ago
So you believe that no-one in Africa has heard of contraceptives? Africa isnt just a big desert like you've seen on tv you ignorant prick, they have cities, tv's, the internet etc and as for 'none of them believing'-roughly 12% of the worlds catholic population live there.
Oh and Russias increasing HIV rates are due to...wait for it...poverty, poor healthcare and a 94% rise in drug use in urban areas.
10 years ago
Why, thank you , Mr Statistic.
10 years ago
Well he asked...
10 years ago
Norm, curing the world through better statistics.
10 years ago
I agree with Norman. Russia is about shared needles and sex, a bit like Thailand. Africa is purely and simply about sex. The lack of local knowledge about how the virus is spread in Africa is staggering.
10 years ago
I have actually been to Africa so I am quite aware that it is not a big desert.....try leaving Alabama once in a while and you might not sound so stupid.....half of my family works in HIV research so I am quite aware of how it works in Africa and Russia....it is about uneducated people not understanding what they are spreading around......not religion, that was my point....your the ignorant prick....so the 12% of people that don't use contraceptives explains the millions of new infections every year.....that makes so much sense.....where do you get your information from??
10 years ago
Oh, you come here expecting actual information? It seems you really are the stupid one.
10 years ago
no....I come here to look at funny and gross pics and videos......I get my information from people who actually know what they are talking about and research the actual topics....I noticed you stopped pushing the missionaries line after you realized how dumb it sounded......try reading a book or going outside and having a conversation with someone for once instead of trying to make up things that sound right to you in your own puny little mind ....you even admit that your own stats are made up.....clearly you are the stupid one
10 years ago
Moron, I never pushed the missionary line or posted stats. That was Norm. Who the fuck are you talking to? I did, however, get one of my degrees in English Literature.
10 years ago
my mistake Hank......I was originally talking to Norm and I guess that your idiocy was to similar to his for me to tell the difference.....I should read more carefully I guess...sorry. English literature eh.....wow, Shakespeare is so relevant in todays world....I suppose my Masters degree in mechanical engineering is no match for your ability to write book reports and to use proper punctuation....I know when I am out matched......you are not it
10 years ago
allright, lets quote nova here: "quick Plantshit, say something confusing!"
10 years ago
It was catholic missionaries and their damn position that caused all the aids in Africa. The only way to fix it is to send billions of dollars. We should send twice as much money as before - it will fix twice as many of the problems!
10 years ago
i said niggers africa and aids and got flamed badly and started a huge debate. mission accomplished!!!
10 years ago
@mechanicalman Shakespeare's literature formed the basis of much of the modern English language, including slang and swearing, so you are way off the mark.
10 years ago
do you see mechanicalman, hank? you were him in the beginning.
10 years ago
i should try to form a coherent sentence before i press the 'post' button..
10 years ago
MechanicalMan is actually a robot, which makes him really, really smart.
10 years ago
Must be his mechanical mind.
10 years ago
Mr Robot, If you were an authority on the subject like you claim to be you'd know 'my stats' are accurate, you cant deny that there are some catholics in africa spreading misinformation about the importance of contraceptives. I didn't say they alone were behind the aids problems. Maybe you should pay more attention to 'the people who have researched the actual topics' and stop getting upset because I said something a bit nasty about white people... Lastly I don't live in Alabama-where do you get your information?
10 years ago
I thought I said"quick Plantshit, say something confusing."
10 years ago
oh, going around trying to take credit for other people's quality comments, are we, dik?
10 years ago
i demand proof!
10 years ago
pretty sure i said that when that tamponhead posted that halfassed jackass video the other day
10 years ago
It's because niggers breed like jack rabbits. They have that saying in Africa, that it takes a village to raise a child, because no one really knows who the father is.
10 years ago
LOL, 16 guys with one random white guy (the only one smiling oddly enough)....what does that tell u
10 years ago
BU-BU-BUKAKKE!
10 years ago
GA-GA-GANGBANG!
10 years ago
That's a fucking black guy with light hair.
10 years ago
What does that tell me? That he knows it's not his kid.
10 years ago
mmmm bukakke
10 years ago
she thought he was quarteroon.
10 years ago
i think the 'white' guy you were talking about is actually an old black man.
10 years ago
but i could be wrong..
10 years ago
um....thats not even her kid.
10 years ago
wow how the fuck do you pull that off
8 years ago
Damn dude this shit's from 2 years ago. Where you searching for fat black whores?
8 years ago
I just don't understand how Sholonda here could possibly be getting that much dick....
10 years ago
dude, prostitutes have like 15 different dicks a day
10 years ago
your theory is entirely groundless. no one could possibly be PAYING this woman to get naked.
10 years ago
That blob is getting that much dick because black men exist. No more explanation required.
10 years ago
Yeah no kidding, who would fuck that piece of shit??? I thought black men only fuck fat white women
10 years ago
No they'll fuck anything.
10 years ago
LMAO @ the smiling white guy
10 years ago
I love the way the mother reacts whenever she finds out the guy is not the father on these shows.
10 years ago
yeah me too -- looked like a pig running away from the butcher
10 years ago
Y do they run away like they are suprised, that kid is going to have issues and start shooting people
10 years ago
Yeah seriously, 1 in 17... those may be decent gambling odds but you shouldnt be shocked if you lose
10 years ago
she looked like a beached whale on those steps
10 years ago
maury:"please, don't do this!"
10 years ago
hey Asphalt... its more like 17 in 1
10 years ago
That shit is so made up. I know someone who went on that show (I know.. no one is surprised)
10 years ago
did they pay for your plane ticket?
10 years ago
I agree these shows have to be fake the same shit always happens. On Springer, the guys always lose the shirt but keep the tie. WTF.
10 years ago
Hell, I know Springers fake. My brother's girlfriend almost went on it with a friend of hers, claiming to be "lesbian lovers" coming out to some dude. Didn't happen though: my bro told her he'd dump her ass if she went on the show.
10 years ago
what!? jerry springer show is fake?
10 years ago
Ahahaha I would be laughing so fuckin hard Maury better have someone as big as Steve cause I wouldn't leave till I saw her run away.
10 years ago
It looked like the fucking Brady Bunch with that one white guy smiling. The rest just looked like mug shots of black people.
10 years ago
LOL!
10 years ago
At least they didn't track me down for the show....
10 years ago
I figured you'd set higher standards for yourself. What's wrong willk?
10 years ago
Wow, finally they show a live death on Maury. Fat bitch moved to fast and her heart exploaded.
10 years ago
AHHAHAHA.
10 years ago
A live death? Would be difficult.
10 years ago
nice
10 years ago
What worries me is that I saw this particular episode one summer break, in high school.
10 years ago
this whore has had more cocks in her than a hen house.
10 years ago
...most hen houses only have one rooster.
10 years ago
that's what he said.
10 years ago
sort of
10 years ago
"One time I fucked 17 dicks in a row! One time I fucked my friend joe, then I fucked 16 more dicks in a row!"

She definitely lives that to the fullest...

I think my house shook when she tripped on that step.
10 years ago
Kent had an earthquake after she fell over.
10 years ago
1 in 17? looks like it's 18 now
10 years ago
Fake. To sleep with 17 people isn't a big deal. It's the time span it's done in. That fat bitch sleeping with 18 now dudes in the short time span of when she got pregnant is just fucking impossible.
10 years ago
Why? I slept with 19 dudes last week.
10 years ago
Wait, it was 19 chicks, yeah...

Damn, I almost embarassed myself there.
10 years ago
It's ok, nobody noticed.
10 years ago
16 people in about one month?
10 years ago
You did? You slut!
10 years ago
*killed in about one month
10 years ago
u probably have blodd on yoour hands that will never wash off... or some other kind of yukky stuff
10 years ago
*blood
10 years ago
Hang on, Wanko slept with 19 men?
10 years ago
shh we're supposed to ignore that, i think!
10 years ago
Aaah... the guy didn't do a victory dance when he found out it wasn't his. even he felt bad for her... that's pretty sad.
10 years ago
He looked shell shocked. Some producer probably just pulled him off the street.
10 years ago
what a whore...I found my baby daddy in 12 shows.
10 years ago
I think the white guy is the security guy from the Jimmy Kimmel show.
10 years ago
One time a former girlfriend came to my door. It had been about 10 months after we had broken it off. She said she had something to tell me, and it was serious. I had better sit down. Having sex with me was a big mistake, she said, and we definitally should have used a condom.

I was so worried, that I'd have some little Wanko running around and would be fucked with support payments for the rest of my life.

It has a happy ending though! She was just pissed off because I gave her aids. Ahahahahahah.
10 years ago
Phew, that was a close one ahh...
10 years ago
Blimey. A close shave there, things could've got serious. I hope you learnt your lesson Wanko.
10 years ago
you were really scaring me wanko, i almost thought you'd given me another unwanted brother!
10 years ago
Nobody judge her till you've heard her story...oh maury nobody judged you when you married connie chung and we're still waiting to hear your story
10 years ago
That ladies ass is actually filled with the cum of 100 men. Imagine, over 18 guys shot a load in her hooch within a month or so of each other! Oh baby you are so wet... No honey, that is just leftover jizz from the other 17 guys...

10 years ago
yummy! instant milkshake!
10 years ago
Ummm um. Protein shake!
10 years ago
at least 18 guys stiring each other's vanilla...
10 years ago
Puahahahhahaha! thats what happens when you're a fucken black fatass hoodrat that fucks everyone on the block to feel accepted. Puhahahahahahah!
10 years ago
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