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submitted May 5th 2007

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I love that at 1:02 he takes down some invisable attacker.
11 years ago
*invisible
11 years ago
yea im pretty sure he killed it with that bad ass elbow drop
11 years ago
haha i thought he faked a fall
11 years ago
It's great that he can remember all the moves he learned from 6 months of YMCA Karate when he was 9, but what will become of him when the music ends?
11 years ago
yes and if this is really how he is i kinda feel bad for him.... he will never get laid... ever.
11 years ago
at least hes got a sweet beard. maybe hell go befriend plantshit and sniff some coke.
11 years ago
This is definitely going to be a classic. And what better way to emortalize myself by being the first to comment on it.
11 years ago
lol
11 years ago
hahah owned, gamez87 owned u.
11 years ago
lmao you deserved that, zombie!
11 years ago
Fucking gamez87!!!!
11 years ago
sorry guy
11 years ago
This is my idol.
11 years ago
Are you Paula Abdul?
11 years ago
Funny thing is I have taken Kung Fu since I was 6. the guy has pretty good form, except for the times he falls down like he was defending an attacker. But he really picked the wrong place to show it off. Because of that, he might be the new Star wars kid or Numa Numa guy. If he only did this at a martial Art comp. But at a dance? Dude that will not get you laid.
11 years ago
I think dude left with handfulls of invisible pussy.
11 years ago
man, this poor kid has a very deep inferiority complex and low self-esteem; check his hair and beard, how they cover up his face as to hide him; by displaying his so-called kung-fu abilities in the middle of a party seems to be his only way to draw the attention of the other idiots... keep a close eye on him, he might be the next serial killer...
damn youth is going down faster than I thought...
11 years ago
Charm...the funny thing is that you actually said that. Yeah, I can clearly see what differentiates this freak's 'style' from from Daniel Larusso's...it's the trademark Bruce Lee moves (including the classic double backfist).

Mr T pities the fool...and Mr T would also pity any fool who learned any sort of martial arts from you.
11 years ago
Krantz..you are right. This guy needs meds, some friends, or to be kept safely away from society...before he decides to emulate his next hero...who might be Steven Seagull (hehe) in a tight spot surrounded by 35 contract killers. This Jewish Jeet Kune-Doer couldn't harm anyone physically...not without the use of at least a pool cue.
11 years ago
kung fu is for pussies
11 years ago
i agree cruel, charm you suck bro watch it again. He has no form, watch his legs and feet, hes never even in a good enough stance to defend himself against a girble
11 years ago
PIVOT!
11 years ago
kung -fu is pretty gay stuff. and so is the shit u homos are yappin about
11 years ago
very intelligent this dik is, however, i probably won't be able to respond to his hourly reponses. in any case, just be happy i merit your idiocy with this comment.
11 years ago
and if kung fu is for pussies... does that make circle jerking for real men like dik?
11 years ago
i only respond hourly because i have no life. and I've seen countless kung fu/karate/whatever guys get their asses kicked
11 years ago
i bet you bookmark the posts, dik
11 years ago
am i right?
11 years ago
i actually did bookmark a real funny one...i'm a loser
11 years ago
kung fu blows, buy a gun pussies.
11 years ago
funny, i do bookmark them. i come here for the comments, not particularly for the videos and pictures. and it's a simple way of keeping track on conversations ;)
yeah, i'm a bit of a loser too
11 years ago
All that, and still gots no rhythm.
11 years ago
this guy is a bad ass! if i took him out with me to a bar nobody and i mean nobody would ever mess with us why? because he is Billy Badass!
11 years ago
Hey I know his brother Bobby Badass, from Brooklyn right? they worked at brew brothers biestro over on bastille and broadway.
11 years ago
I have seen people that drunk before. I, personally, have never been that drunk (that I can remember). My friend drank almost an entire pitcher of beer by hisself at a small club, so he acted that way. He grabbed this pole in the middle of the room and started trying to shake it and ended up throwing his arms around me and his older brother and professing his man-love for us all. Good times, good times.
11 years ago
a pitcher? i drink more than that before 10 am.
11 years ago
Yeah...not to blow my own trumpet or anything...but a pitcher of beer really isn't very much alcohol at all...unless it's my favourite import from Belgium Stella Artois. Go drink a pitcher of that please everyone...and fast. Go...go now...you'll thank me. Wonderful light lager that tastes great...goes down easily...but fucks you up worse than Chuck Liddell in a bad mood.
11 years ago
Oh, and when I say 'light' I mean it's color...I don't drink shitty-ass light beers. If I'm gonna gain weight...I at least want to get something out of it.
11 years ago
dude, a pitcher holds about four glasses of beer. I can drink that much and still be totally functional, albeit pretty-well buzzed, and i'm a girl. your friend is a lightweight. you guys need to work on that.
11 years ago
I need two picthers just to get through an AA meeting.
11 years ago
my sister drinks 2 pitchers for starters! wtf!
11 years ago
not to put a tough act or anything but a pitcher is nothing man
11 years ago
it must have been one huge fucking pitcher or you pal is 65 pounds of skin and bones.
11 years ago
i'll vote he IS 65 lbs, 12 years old, and they werent in a bar, they were in their dad's workshop sneaking his nattie light. The professing his man-love part i'll buy.
11 years ago
lol
11 years ago
seriously, if a pitcher is really about four beers, then your friend is a whimp. "OMG i almost drank four glasses of beer, i'm so fucking wasted waaaaah!!!" i'm not a big drinker either, but four beers.. come on, man!
11 years ago
This gets my vote for clip of the year.
11 years ago
indeed
11 years ago
Kickass looks like he was gonna pull off a back flip at the end of the vieo
11 years ago
ya i noticed that. I was expecting an injury
11 years ago
yeah i was anticipating that as well
11 years ago
wow what a ninja
11 years ago
ya know? now that I see it again, this kid looks like Jesus from the passion of the Christ - perharps he thinks he's some sorta prophet?
11 years ago
Looked more like some gay new age hippy than a ninja
11 years ago
he deff does not look like a new age hippie couse if he did then he would also deff look like a ninja!!! i should know couse im a new age ninja hippie..he looks more like a completely drunk regular old hippy! not very ninja like....even thou.... the art of the ninja is to b silent and invisible, he wasnt makin much noise and ppl really didnt seen to notice him or atleast pay any attetion. so maybe he is a ninja just really good at disguising( i cant spell for shit).
11 years ago
disguised ninja -- lol!
11 years ago
I just want to snap this guy...that's it. Why nobody kicks his ass just for doing this is a mystery to me. He's one of the saddest people I've seen on here in quite some time.
11 years ago
because how often do you see someone picking on a psychopath? you don't.. cuz people can tell they are fucking wacko
11 years ago
How often do you see anyone picking on anyone in reality? Not very often (apart from on here). In highschool, in some bars, and occasionally out on the streets (usually after leaving certain bars). This guy is only a low-grade psycho...not anything to be scared of physically...but he'll crack and purchase some firepower to get noticed if someone doesn't notice him soon.

If I was at this fine-looking highschool dance (or whatever the fuck it is) I cannot guarantee I wouldn't challenge him to a pseudo karate-fu DDR danceoff...Stifler style. He'd probably lose...and probably sink even further into the boggy stench of despair he's already swilling around in...and 3 weeks later he'd be silently sleeking around some college campus somewhere dressed in a white ninja outfit (coz he likes to blend in)and firing rubber bullets at anyone who came into his deadly path.

In short...he'd do just enough to get noticed...then he'd get his arse kicked for the 342nd time in his life.
11 years ago
ninjas don't use guns ;/
11 years ago
rappers do.
11 years ago
cowboy ninjas do
11 years ago
this is exactly how i would dance to the offspring as well
11 years ago
It reminds me of this guy i see outside of hastings all the time doing the same thing but side kicking the walls and shadow boxing himself in the reflection on the window. He thought he was a bad ass untill this 16yr old kicked his ass one day. funniest shit ive ever seen
11 years ago
Haha Class. I wish I new kung fu.
11 years ago
I swear to god that I saw this dude at a bar in my hometown. He wasn't wearing the same outfit but the Karate-dance is exact. I believe that he got his ass handed to him when he accidentally hit some dude that was trying to walk by!!!
11 years ago
Oh please God say it's so. Please say that Mr Jew-do got what he deserved...somewhere in some town. Alas trout, I fear the attention-whore karate-fu dance is an all too commonplace spectacle at bars, clubs, and highschool dances all across America...and most the people doing it look like this guy.

11 years ago
I have a sidenote to this clip(I know I am gonna get lots of crap for saying this).

I moved from England to Tennessee close to 4 years ago now. Of course, in UK many of us listen to that (gay-ass) dance music 'techno' as most Americans classify it. (I only like Euphoria albums pretty much...and not all of them - check out Pure Euphoria please if you like to um...'enjoy' more than just alcohol once in a while - you'll appreciate the music)

Anyway I digress. So, one night my wife and I went to one of the local (country as hell) clubs with a couple of friends. I decided to be a little ironic, and got up on the dancefloor and shook my moneymaker for a few minutes...the way I would normally shake it to my beloved euphoria tracks.

Anyway...long story short - some local chicks were apparently standing close to my wife watching me in befuddlement. My wife said one of them said to another 'I don't know what he's doing...but I liiike it!' True story. If you ever saw me you'd know how great this moment was.

I do have rythym...and it's not line dancing. I'm sure if someone was on something when they saw me dance...they'd get a kick out of it...trails and all. And, seeing as this is TN we are talking about...probably half the people in the club were enjoying my performance...
11 years ago
what in the fuckin fuck are u talking about? is this your blog or something? nobdy cares
11 years ago
i wish i could urinate on your head
11 years ago
Plantshit? we need some of your wisdom . Tell this guy what's what.
11 years ago
yea, what dik said. PISS OFF YOU BLOWJOB
11 years ago
is this your blog? lmao @ dik!
11 years ago
You really named yourself pretty well huh dik? Yes...this is clearly a blog entry. No, just a little story that ties roughly in with this video...and since proper paragraphing seems impossible here, I have to resort to typing a big block in order to flesh out the details.

Don't you ever tire of seeking to flame dik...evidently you are well-loved around here?

I couldn't give a fuck what you think I am fuckin fuck fuck talking about. It's pretty self-explanatory and requires only rudimentary English skills to comprehend.

Just one of many fairly humourous stories from my misspent time out here in the beautiful USA. Gotta love cheap beer...yay! Stella is about $5 or more a pint in England these days. Out here I get to pay just over $10 for a pitcher containing about 5.5 beers. Awesome!

Oh yeah...fuck off anybody who doesn't like my story. Who gives a shit? I have to read the mindless crap everyone else posts here.
11 years ago
I stopped reading after "I moved from England to Te..." I think I made the right choice.
11 years ago
Sure you made the right choice. Just as yo momma made the right choice when she found a discarded condom in a state park...then turned it inside out, stuck it on the end of a broom and fucked herself with it in a desperate desire to conceive without all those problems that come with a regular relationship.

You're a broom-end baby...smile.
11 years ago
Hey Cruelguy, if you want to blog get a myspace account other then that you should keep it short. BTW you don't have to read everyone elses "mindless" posts.
11 years ago
i like ur story. i do shit like that at random clubs too.....TECKNO KIKS ASS "ACID TRANCEEEEEEE" i specially like that one that goes ""tat tatat tat boom tat boom boom pshhh boom boom tat boom psh boomboomboom tat psh"
11 years ago
i stopped reading after "CruelHM says:".. boooooring!1
11 years ago
hahaah^^ fuck yea, rarely read comments with more than 4 lines in it
11 years ago
ya reading is hard
11 years ago
i'm still learning how to read a full sentence.
11 years ago
learning and reading are for jerks
11 years ago
plantshit wisdom has come to aid the people of MS. CruelHM : you are so ugly haha i hope you never move back europee again except england...why even upload this shit video fucking idiot no one cares about you and your stupid life.....now take a gun and shoot yourself so the world because a better place to good people like me to live in.
11 years ago
the world become*
11 years ago
Plantshit rules!
11 years ago
now when i rule things on Ms going to change. First when you say my name you shall say "King Plantshit" ...further on Hank is called Master Hank and dik is called Lord Dik....
11 years ago
then i want MS to be like it use to be....i dont like the new design. Then i want more squid and midgets to be submitted.
11 years ago
and thoose small fishes from japan.
11 years ago
ok settle down Plantshit
11 years ago
King Plantshit is starting to get fucking hilarious!
11 years ago
Did you notice that I'm ranked above you dik? ha ha
11 years ago
I mean Lord Dik.
11 years ago
Let me remind you Lord Dik that im the king.
11 years ago
Thanks master Hank
11 years ago
That's Master Hank, King Plantshit.
11 years ago
I'll work on getting some more squid and midgets for you.
11 years ago
Sorry for spelling the name from Master Hank. I really enjoy watching girls doing stuffs to squids and i like watching the midget they are so ugly so i laugh.
11 years ago
*wrong
11 years ago
jesus plantshit u like the squids??? your one crazy swede
11 years ago
King Plantshit is my Name ......yes i like squid its fucking awesome...im not getting hard on it but it very entertainming to watch.
11 years ago
Lord Dik, you didn't use King Plantshit's proper title.
11 years ago
and im not happy about it Lord Dik
11 years ago
Lord Dik, you better watch yourself.
11 years ago
Lord dik is real sorry
11 years ago
Lord dik thats okey i hope you have learn your lesson....thanks for the support Master Hank.
11 years ago
You're welcome.
11 years ago
are you drinking too today?
11 years ago
Yup, some Japanese beer. あの羆はお前を殺すぞ。そのバカな考え止めた方がいい、バッキャロ。
11 years ago
im drinking som finnish cheap vodka. Do you live in japan or something?
11 years ago
Yes.
11 years ago
ooh so you are a 52 year old japanesse.
11 years ago
holy shit you guys..go on AIM on something
11 years ago
fuck off sneezle...im getting kind of affected by the vodka Master Hank....how about you?
11 years ago
hank is 52? :|
11 years ago
*GASP*
11 years ago
I think I said my mom was 14 in the same thread.
11 years ago
Master Hank: You lie
11 years ago
ok, i think my heart is starting to beat again..
11 years ago
i think i must get 500 years old until i can laugh to your bad jokes.
11 years ago
King Plantshit: You will never live that long.
11 years ago
i usually don't take offense when that is said, but for somebody that has contributed nothing in humour but some 'happy accidents', which turned out to be quite funny, but never actually pulling off a good joke.
11 years ago
etc etc
11 years ago
Master Hank: Why shouldnt I.
11 years ago
He favours his right side way too much, and has bad balance (but that's probably due to the alcohol).
I'd down him in a second! Even quicker if I am allowed to preload my pistol.
11 years ago
in sweden this guy would be kicked down and proberbly get a beer bottle in his head for sure.....damn he so ugly i would go forward and punch him .
11 years ago
he surely looks like a psycho
11 years ago
he surely is ugly... i wish i could meet him and kick him in the head...
11 years ago
i don't think plantshit is joking :|
11 years ago
why should i joke...i hate people like that on parties.
11 years ago
hehe plantshit is starting to grow on me..
11 years ago
then you are blessed with ethernal life and super strenght. you will hate the living . The longer you live the stronger you will get.
11 years ago
"what doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger"
~Bruce Lee
stupid motto anyway
11 years ago
to get cancer and survive doesnt make someone stronger.
11 years ago
you ask me this was some long boring crap
11 years ago
i didn't ask you anything
11 years ago
it seems he was waiting for a mosh pit to start but everyone was terrified of his shithammered ninja skills.
11 years ago
five minutes after he brought a boombox out with slayer blasting and started slam dancing, the natural regression of drunken shitty pseudo oriental martial arts
11 years ago
a new breed of ninja
11 years ago
This is Star Wars kid all over again, classic
11 years ago
I don't know what i find more amusing, the 80's fashion everyone seems to be sporting around or the fact that the other dipshits at the party don't really pay him that much attention...
11 years ago
Cunningly Used Ninja Tactics.......C.U.N.T. nuff said
11 years ago
you remind me of snivvle
11 years ago
thought i was tripping what a wanker,,this vid is in need of a extream makeover
11 years ago
I have been looking at Mucho for 2 years and joined up today so I can say "This is the funniest fucking thing I have seen on Mucho"!Luv the Invisi man bring down!. BTW get Fucked all you Cock Rags that have pissed me off with Stupid assed comments over the past 2 years..
11 years ago
this is NOT the funniest thing around here, NOT i tell you. newbie
11 years ago
n00bien00b
11 years ago
n00berini
11 years ago
You signed up to be a cockbite? Sad...........
11 years ago
No.. he signed up to be made fun of...
11 years ago
"swear to god that I saw this dude at a bar in my hometown. He wasn't wearing the same outfit but the Karate-dance is exact. I believe that he got his ass handed to him when he accidentally hit some dude that was trying to walk by!!!"

ooooooh How Exciting Trout cock. Do you really think it was him Do Ya!!
11 years ago
oh, he REALLY wants to be made fun of.
11 years ago
im glad he did that shit. who the hell throws on offspring then whiskey in the jar at a party? id start off with gwar then end with some michael bolton.
11 years ago
Michael Bolton? Yup, you'd certainly end the party with that crap.
11 years ago
when a niiiiiiinja loves a woman!
11 years ago
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