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Hasselhoff Drunk

Quit hassling the Hoff.

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by OhSnap

submitted May 4th 2007

64 comments
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comments (64)
This got old after about 2 minutes of it being on literally every site on the internet. No one fucking cares, unless you found a tape of him fucking Pam no one wants to hear about the Hoff.
10 years ago
seems like everyone wants to hear about it to me
10 years ago
what an annoying child. she needs a good beating. teach her to respect her elders.
10 years ago
he needs to hook up with that Baldwin fellow, he knows how to raise his youngins
10 years ago
ummm. Is there more of this? This just shows El Hoffmeister laying on the floor eating a pizza or something.
10 years ago
its a cheeseburger and the part where he picks it up and it falls apart is missing from this clip. I was hoping to see that. thats the funniest part.
10 years ago
this is a dif version than i sent to yak to post... the other one was a lot longer and funnier... WTF YAK???
10 years ago
You've got to love the way the Hoff has kept his life togethe...Oh hang on. It's all gone to shit.....
10 years ago
Let him without sin cast the first stone.
10 years ago
Plonk.
10 years ago
Thwack.
10 years ago
hotshot : It's called helping, her father asked her to do that. Shmuck.
10 years ago
Thats not David, It's SlapDick after one of his nights out in London Town!
10 years ago
I'm miss the good old days when we kept our family problems in the family, not on nationwide TV. But I'm sure his family is just trying to help him by shaming him on national television. What's wrong with getting drunk? It's good times.
10 years ago
my point exactly..
10 years ago
The creators of the Spongebob Movie must be slapping their foreheads over this.
10 years ago
He's a champ.
10 years ago
that was my first thought when i seen it on the news, he is a champ
10 years ago
The Hoff is the master.
10 years ago
work of art, nobody can sell it better
10 years ago
Nobody hassles the Hoff!!
10 years ago
This is proof that time travel does exist. That was actually a prison guard talking to Paris Hilton.
10 years ago
Paris will soon be eating a muff-burger and I'm sure the prison burgers will look a lot better than the Britney burgers she's used to. We've all seen how used and worn out that piece of meat is.
10 years ago
Don't think it's going to be Paris doing the eating somehow.
10 years ago
Yees his living situation realy improved, looking back a year
10 years ago
I'm not a fan of the Hoff, but I am a fan of the Beer. There's nothing wrong with getting blind fucking drunk and fighting with a cheeseburger, as long as you do it in the privacy of your own hotel room. "Fuckin little bitch with a camera, get the fuck outta here you little cunt!"
10 years ago
Trouble is in the US you only have to go on one bender, and suddenly you 'have an alcohol problem', and need to go to 'rehab'. Going to rehab is very fashionable at the moment. Its this years 'sex tape'.
10 years ago
What if you just go on one bender that lasts 7 years?
10 years ago
That would be a very sore bender. Ithankyouverymuch...
10 years ago
Fuck the US!
10 years ago
Today on CNN......... David hassel drinking beer...........and eating pizza...........watch the hole story at 5pm ....CNN.......wow so intresting !!!
10 years ago
planshit, i honestly think that your grammar and spelling are causing my brain to bleed.
10 years ago
he's swedish. he's trying
10 years ago
Rather the exception to the rule. Those Swedes and their neighbours usually pick English up quicker than Anglophones could theirs, even having a better grasp of it than some of those who have it as their first language.
10 years ago
maybe he's not trying hard enough
10 years ago
He may be a little mentally, you know, touched...
10 years ago
guys just give him a break - he ain't gonna change.. let's try to accept him along with his disabilities, mental disorders, his mythomania, and his sexual deviations - remember he's an innocent creature to god's eyes
10 years ago
With bear hands.
10 years ago
its hard i must admit...but i will try do be better futher on.
10 years ago
to be ^^
10 years ago
Plantshit yer cool compared to that dum fuck with that vid yesterday. Its cool you try man. Just don't say bad shit about animals and I'm with you. and don't just say stuff just to piss people off.
10 years ago
Matter of fact Plantshit ..where were u yesterday when You were needed. I threatened to unleash the Plantshit against some tit name Gazoo.
10 years ago
i was away and made me drunk like i always do.
10 years ago
The tide of Mucho opinion is turning in Plantshit's favor.
10 years ago
Dik, you mean the feed my addiction video?
10 years ago
yes hank. fuck that fuckasaur! he insulted everyone here
10 years ago
Yes, I read that lame-o's post. Not really worth getting worked up over though. He's a loser. Won't be back anytime soon, I'm sure.
10 years ago
now i dont understand anything.
10 years ago
Cheeseburger:0
The Hoff: 1
10 years ago
"Hoff, if you buy alcohol today, I gonna call CHUCK NORRIS on you!!"
10 years ago
chuck norris vs. the Hoff??? close real close
10 years ago
i gotta give it to Walker, Texas Ranger
10 years ago
WTF
10 years ago
its David Hasselhoff drunk
10 years ago
sometimes i call my penis david hasselhoff...or the hoff
10 years ago
I call mine Devil Dog.....or the Lawrence.
10 years ago
hahaha
10 years ago
i also call mine Jenny and Stinky Pete. Call me crazy
10 years ago
You're crazy.
10 years ago
Crazy Dik.
10 years ago
So... did this new story put Germany to a stand still? they love him so much there...
10 years ago
They were all too pissed to notice.
10 years ago
This makes me like the Hoff a little bit more. But who is the buzzkill ho?
10 years ago
his daughter
10 years ago
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