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Cocaine

One hell of a drug.

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by smerf

submitted May 3rd 2007

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Cocaine
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comments (36)
Ahahaha that shit was great, would make a better dick medicine ad though.
10 years ago
this has noting to do wit u ^....i just wanted to b at the top of the list.....but umm yea thats bull i've sniffed 2 8 ball to my head and had no prob gettin it up the prob was tryin to cum. i start to chaffe after like 3 hours.....fuckin bitch had to pass out and dry up!!! oo well after she start to bleed from then friction it got all nice and wet again still like a hour later thou no money shot!!
10 years ago
fucking great, we have a new resident fucking junky. so let me get this right, you snorted up your unemployment check worth of flour, then you fucked a dog to death?
10 years ago
drugs are...drugs are bayd ..mmkay?
10 years ago
Yeah! Here's a little motto Nancy Regan used back in the 80s in regards to drugs...."JUST SAY NO!".....oh god, I'm a fucking nerd. Excuse me while I smoke a joint to forget my woes.
10 years ago
Falcon, Im going to eat your face. And its going to bleed. And then im gonna skull fuck you. And I guarantee, I will get the money shot.
10 years ago
kids, don't do drugs. unless your going to share it with me!
10 years ago
And that alone is enough to make me not do coke. And the whole money thing.
10 years ago
Yeah, drugs are too damned expensive. I'll just stick with my single malt scotches, thank you very much.
10 years ago
Then try snorting crushed ritalin. Much cheaper and less withdrawls.
10 years ago
When I did coke , never had this problem
10 years ago
That's because you fuck midgets.
10 years ago
Midgets need love too , And they are good fucks :P
10 years ago
You need a penis to have erectile dysfunction.
10 years ago
ive had this problem twice, fucking coke..
10 years ago
Don't let that deter you. Coke is it, cokey!
10 years ago
And knowing is half the battle!
10 years ago
G.I.JOEEEEEEEEEE!!!
10 years ago
damn, do i love the GI JOEEEEE vids
10 years ago
This was also in Transformers I think
10 years ago
yep
10 years ago
I avoided that problem my injecting the coke directly into my penis
10 years ago
im sure that video is floating around somewhere
10 years ago
it is.
10 years ago
i don't really have anything witty to say but.. that sure is a small stool... ok i tried
10 years ago
where are their shoes?
10 years ago
they probably took them off because they stepped in some cum in the parking lot
10 years ago
CRACKING YOUR HEAD OPEN is a "fairytale ending" to a nursery rhyme?
10 years ago
ROFL!! Yeah, at least they nearly got it on in this version :-p
10 years ago
Still on my celebration list!
...Finished uni for the year woooo hoooo
10 years ago
...what?
10 years ago
Hey, we've all been there.
10 years ago
no, i haven't. HAAH!
10 years ago
whenever your dick stops working cuz of the coke, just take one 100mg viagra - oh, and be ready to call 911 when your brain's blood vessels start to pop
10 years ago
Will do! Thanks Krantz.
10 years ago
That's stupid, it doesn't even rhyme.
10 years ago
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