points: 0

John Smiths advert

Classic John Smiths advert!

featured

by Dekor

submitted May 3rd 2007

56 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
tagged:
votes:
muchoworthynot muchoworthy
comments (56)
Uno..
10 years ago
No one gives a shit you cunt
10 years ago
nice head, who kicked it 500 times and made it ugly?
10 years ago
shh be nice, he has down syndrome, hence all the retarded "first" posts. take that shit to ebaums, please
10 years ago
^^Be nice avatar_ignis be nice ok..you are so primero..in getting gag and fist fuck by your mother..
10 years ago
I feel for you bichofelix. Did that yesterday and people send me horrible messages. Like I gave a flying fuck.
10 years ago
apparently he does give a fuck cause he's all pissy now.
10 years ago
^^Man, I am Laughing my ass off..
10 years ago
bichofelix wasnt always a cunt...that first shit is just lame.
10 years ago
Ya know, i've gotta agree with Borracho5K on this one. Felix wasn't always like this. There was sun in his life at one point. Then, the incident with his family and the Yakuza, and now...ultra-twattery just hides the homosexual shame that only a powerful 70yr old Japanese man could generate.
10 years ago
I remember those days, and the 70yr old Japanese man...
10 years ago
He tips well.
10 years ago
Come on fellas..Can you forgive me..
10 years ago
No.
10 years ago
Can you forgive the geriatric Jap??? Didn't think so. I believe you have your answer.
10 years ago
Bitch
10 years ago
1st + 6th - 4th = 3rd
3rd - uno + Uno = fag = 1
...so FIRST!
10 years ago
6-2+57598123-23546=Use the fucking reply button.
10 years ago
The smerfinator strikes again.
10 years ago
Hyyah!!
10 years ago
One day, smerf, all will use the reply button. Oh yes, one day it will happen.
10 years ago
It's O.K. smerf, you don't have to get that upset when people don't use the reply button. Maybe you should focus on more important things in life.
10 years ago
like the reply button
10 years ago
CANNONBALL!!!
10 years ago
top bombing !!
10 years ago
John Smith...A running bomb. Quality...Almost as good as the Lamb Bhuna one.
10 years ago
I don`t get this kind of British humor.
10 years ago
nothing really to get, it was just lame.
10 years ago
like american humor
10 years ago
British humour requires intelligence to be understood. Hence you don't get it.
10 years ago
not really, american humuor, british humour bollywood humour, whatever if i saw this anywear it would still be lame.
10 years ago
and i typed anywear soooo, yeah -_-.
10 years ago
Why am I not surprised.
10 years ago
It's just a question of taste...Some people like subtle humor that requires a degree of intelligence to understand- observational humor like this for example but on the other hand some people like Will and Grace, Everybody loves Raymond and Coach.
10 years ago
With laughter tracks to tell you what's funny.
10 years ago
hey it was early and i knew this whole you have to be intelligent to get this british humour thing was getting annoying and old.
a. to get some british stuff you have to be english in the first place and know slang and stuff.
2. this commercial was obviously made by 5 year olds so i don't even know where intelligence would even come in with this one.
10 years ago
I like how you go from point a to point 2...are you sure you arent 5 years old? England isn't the only country in Britain either.
10 years ago
There is nothing subtle or intelligence-requiring about this clip. It is 'observational' though, or 'visual' as it's usually called.
10 years ago
I said a degree of intelligence, which is needed to understand the joke. Where you come from it might be called visual humor, but here its observational humor- For example, this is an observation on stereotypical English tourists 'loutish' behaviour. Visual humor means slapstick over here.
10 years ago
1 degree is enough? A 'degree' of intelligence is required to lift a spoon to your mouth.
10 years ago
Yes thats why it was mildy insulting.
10 years ago
normans do you even know why this commercial is supposed to be funny?
and the a. 2. was a joke. also you know what i was still trying to get at in point a. don't be a douche.
10 years ago
Yes look above and you'll get an explanation...as for the point a 2 bit, you weren't joking. Douche? Thats just mean.
10 years ago
British adverts are very witty and visual and dont just have some crazed American trying to sell you a knackered Oldmobile or rifle.....
10 years ago
Don't you mean 'observational'?
10 years ago
Now you're learning.
10 years ago
you people sound unintelligent enough trying to diss americans with stereotypes. and i asked you do you know whyyy it's supposed to be funny! i didn't know about "john smith adverts" and you don't need to to get a fricken commercial! but the reeeeeassson this particular one is funny, which you failed to answer, is because in diving the objective is to create as small of a splash possible. here comes the big guy doing the opposite and hahaha they give him a good score because it's the whole frat humour thing. now i think it is also funny how here you all are talking about intelligence when this commercial is actually about being an idiot. and again i say it is lame, i've seen it in american comedy all the friggen time! and yes! the a. 2. thing was a joke, have you never seen that before? or should i pull out the "you're too dumb" card too?
10 years ago
Show us your tits.
10 years ago
mmm titties
10 years ago
For the last time, it's mocking English tourists 'lout' behaviour, yes diving is supposed to be gracefull but us Brits are known throughout Europe as classless drunks... there was a whole series of adverts mocking British stereotypes if you had seen them you might understand...but probably not cos you're a dumbass yank now do as you are told and show us them titties.
10 years ago
Bit more simple than that. At just about every swimming pool in the land is a sign saying "No Divebombing".
10 years ago
Bombing's the only style of diving I'm any good at. It's unfair that somebody can do a triple doohickey with a half haddock twist at any pool they want, but bombing's out.
10 years ago
all you bastards probably have bigger titties than me. and seeing as normans is an expert at these lame ass adverts and seems to take huge pride in it, watch dennis miller and see how much you get.
10 years ago
i have one big tit in the middle.
10 years ago
wonderful, can you sumbit a video of you licking it?
10 years ago
Then perhaps Soah will send in video of him feeding the strange animal between his legs.
10 years ago
recover password
most discussed

below are mucho's most discussed submissions of the last 12 hours. join in on the discussion!