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I Give Up

Bamboo bandit.

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by Mustang51PNA

submitted May 1st 2007

58 comments
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I Give Up
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comments (58)
that's almost the cutest fuckin animal i've ever seen.
10 years ago
fag
10 years ago
Its submissive. Quick! Beat it with the bamboo!
10 years ago
What is the best way to cook these ?
10 years ago
Plantshit please don't say anything stupid about it. I'm trying to like u.
10 years ago
same here, or i will hate you forever
10 years ago
I was going to bash you for not using the reply button, but after reading what you wrote, I'm going to bash you for the fact that I have never heard anything as gay as what you just said.
10 years ago
but...but...cant....resist.....the pressure ....to much pressure.......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!
10 years ago
paaanda....beaaar *crying*
10 years ago
...need..to say.....hnng.. stupid.. things..!!
10 years ago
first i would put a in a potatoes sack . Then i would take a showel and hit it...not to hard and not to soft ,its not suppose to kill it . Then i hang the bitch in a meat hook . Then tear its skin away and take a horsewhip and spank its .....whats behind the skin. Then i would take a knife and cut off its fingers and feets . If its still live i would slowly cut its stomach with a knife . If its still live i would boil it in saltwater.
10 years ago
oooh then i would of course eat it .
10 years ago
and make a hat of the fur/skin
10 years ago
Maybe he'll be Paris' cell mate.
10 years ago
He looks like he got busted....
10 years ago
Bamboo is a helluva drug.
10 years ago
This Bamboo???? Iv'e never even seen it before .It's not mine.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
I'm surprised at all the warm and fuzzy comments, guys. You disappoint me. I guess even MS collectively has a heart *sigh*
10 years ago
it's only a matter of moments before someone wants to fuck it.
10 years ago
Not me though. I'd rather pet him only to pull back missing fingers. Remember what happened to the guy in China who tried to hug a complacent Panda at the zoo?
10 years ago
What, dik, fuck the panda or the collective heart?
10 years ago
i think yak already fapped to this baby panda-ass
10 years ago
that thing would make a good rug in front of my fireplace
10 years ago
i knew some fuckn jackass would ruin it. shawn u suck. and ur stupid. and ur a dork . i'm not sure which is the worst .,
10 years ago
dickhead. mommas boy
10 years ago
substitute math teacher
10 years ago
You could make a couple really warm scarves out of that guy, maybe a hat with the ears on top. Now, THAT would be cute.
10 years ago
u had me at ago
10 years ago
Yeah, I'm thinking the hat would be cute.
10 years ago
How could it make a rug? When was the last time you saw a panda operating a loom? Silly idea!
10 years ago
Fugsmucker, for the win!
10 years ago
i'm still looking for the 'ago', dik..?
10 years ago
9 hours ago.....skip it
10 years ago
that panda would make a good penis warmer..
10 years ago
I want to make a mask out of the fur on his head so I can wear it and walk around and say, "Hey, look at me, I'm a fucking panda bitches"
10 years ago
That would be really cool 'gay'.
10 years ago
a pandaskin condum?!? maybe
10 years ago
"hey dad i didn't have anything to do with it you need to talk to mom about that one. i have know idea where the white patches came from!!!
10 years ago
Its eyes are so...human...
10 years ago
yeah, I thought the eyes were strange as well...
10 years ago
Alls I see is burning hatred and contempt. AND LOOK AT THEM PAWS! They could easily destroy a loaf of bread with ONE mighty swing... Im onto you Mr. Baby Panda... Im onto you....*fades into shadows*
10 years ago
I think its danny devito in a panda costume.
10 years ago
Actually, you know who this kinda reminds me of is that Asian Charlie Brown guy that worked in the resturant in the first Kill Bill. He kind of perpetually had that expression on his face.
10 years ago
That's a funny pic !
10 years ago
THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS!!
10 years ago
Weeeoohh weee ohhhhweee.
10 years ago
Eats Shoots and Leaves
10 years ago
Good book.
10 years ago
I'd hit it. Fucking Niggers. Fake. First. This happened to me one time at the dentist. Etc.
10 years ago
you forgot the usual "hey, i know that guy! i went to campus with him!"
10 years ago
I actually did go to school with him. Chet was his name. We used to call him Chet the panda. But that got old...Then we just called him Chet.
10 years ago
totally agree, Wanko
10 years ago
Panda: Please don't hurt me plantshit.
10 years ago
Jesus sonny that was weak.
10 years ago
lmao
10 years ago
Ok, my take on this is that the panda is being arrested. The shoot of bamboo is the snooter he uses to do mass amounts of coke, before dealing out the rest to the little asian villagers.
10 years ago
bravo! that's a very creative story - care to share some of that shit you're smoking?
10 years ago
recover password
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