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Spider Machine

It would be even better if it could climb.

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by Mustang51PNA

submitted April 29th 2007

35 comments
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comments (35)
That is the absolutely coolest fucking thing I have ever fucking seen.
10 years ago
yep. that guy deserves 3 hookers and a cookie
10 years ago
Nutty you stingy git, it deserves at least 4 hookers and 2 cookies.
10 years ago
The average price of a hooker is $300. The average price of an Oreo cookie is about 18 cents. So, if this man hadn't built his spider robot for $15,000 he could have porked 49 hookers and still had enough money for 1,659 cookies.... food for thought.
10 years ago
The average price of a hooker is whatever she needs to get another rock of crack, Bradicus. I used to live next to a couple of crackhouses and one hooker even had the balls to knock on my door and offer me a blowjob for $9 once. Now, if only she had looked like she was worth $9.... You've been watching too many movies. But don't worry, I have a feeling that you will become very familiar with hooker pricing soon.
10 years ago
i would buy hookers and liquor for all the money.
10 years ago
Yeah, of course.
10 years ago
give me the money and i show you.
10 years ago
Meh. The Empire's have lasers.
10 years ago
You would probably only get through like 49 nine dollar hookers anyways before the syphilis you got from the first ate your brain.
10 years ago
bradicus, did u say "porked"? have u ever been laid?
10 years ago
quite a non-sequitur jabberkock, trying to make a name, huh? weak.
10 years ago
A blowjob for 9 dollars?? I will take 2 please. What? You will throw in HIV for no extra charge? Deal!!
10 years ago
a condom and the risk of std:s is minimal
10 years ago
"And now I shall go and rush my opponent's base."

Very impressive although the legs just seem to work on a crankshaft.
10 years ago
Maybe a little rubber pad under each foot, for better grip and a little quieter ride. Then its off to terrorize the neighborhood.
10 years ago
probably smoother and faster too. then he just needs to paint it balck, market it, and put the airlines out of business. hahahaha.. . oops.
10 years ago
impressive, anyone remember the giant spider from "Wild Wild West"?
10 years ago
omg i was going to say that before i even watched the vid. i thought, "oh no one saw that shitty movie..."
10 years ago
Everyone saw it. Most of us repressed the memory.
10 years ago
The only thing worth remembering from that movie was Selma Hayek.
10 years ago
hmmm. if i had 15,000 dollars, nine months to plan, and six moths to build i wouldn't build that p.o.s. that thing sux
10 years ago
Its not that you wouldnt build it, Its that your mind lacks the mechanical inclination to handle anything other than using a keyboard to download porn.
10 years ago
its so practical, lets mass produce it...
10 years ago
Yeah, it will replace the wheelchair within 2 years.
10 years ago
They need to make robots with eight legs for better stability. Fuck this humanoid shit, I want to see some all-terrain mech thing
10 years ago
Screw that, I wanna see how it does off road, going through the woods and shit.
10 years ago
True. At least the friction at the feet would be high enough to move with a decent speed.
10 years ago
for $15,000 and 9 months in man hours, I want one of two things:

1) A smoother ride or,

2) A mini-gun.
10 years ago
i vote mini-gun. it seemed like a pretty smooth ride to me
10 years ago
more practical too.
10 years ago
Amen on the mini-gun. And at least spring another $50 for some old tire rubber on the bottom of the feet, less noise, more traction.
10 years ago
fukn stoners. put a v8 in it, lower it, and have spider drags! BWOOOOAAAARRR tiktaktiktaktiktak!!
10 years ago
Fuck cars, we have spiders now.
10 years ago
That guy is the ballz! The Claude Ballz!
10 years ago
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