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Missing toenail

Motorcycling in the woods and hit my foot hit a fallen tree at about 50 mph. A few stitches in the end of the toe where it impacted and it tore the toenail off

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by Agent-G

submitted April 28th 2007

51 comments
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Missing toenail
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10 years ago
you wish..
10 years ago
get over it bicho, why do you even keep trying?
10 years ago
wow you have nice clean looking toenails for a guy lol
10 years ago
oh my G your avatar turns me on..It makes me not post first any more..
10 years ago
bichofelix you are a full blown idiot. never a goddam reasonable thing to say. first. first. first. you r a dum dum. go eat poo u fuckin jackass
10 years ago
before u even think about responding fuck the hell off!
10 years ago
douche
10 years ago
hehe toe pubes
10 years ago
you're not a real man, if you don't have toe pubes..
10 years ago
thats what bichofelix's dad said when he was born
10 years ago
Toe pubes? Fuck that, I've got hobbit feet.
10 years ago
do you also look like you're wearing pants when youre naked ;)?
10 years ago
I did similar to my right littlest tow. Actually, just bent the entire nail up back to where it grows out of your skin. I cut half the now-detatched nail off and a week later while on the toilet I reached down and pulled the last half off. No nail! Now I have this mini stubby new nail growing out. My youngest daughter thought it was pretty gross, and she likes gross stuff (Watches the fake autopsies on NCIS and CSI with no squirms), go figure.
10 years ago
I bet she loves 24 as well, huh?
10 years ago
Actually she is now my middle daughter as we have 5 month old boy/girl twins. Hard to keep track of all these damn people in my house now.
10 years ago
Have some more kids. The world's not overpopulated or anything.
10 years ago
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10 years ago
And when I sliced open my right index finger lengthwise over the biggest joint the doctor-in-training I got at the clinic place took some of those long q-tips, dipped them in hydrogen peroxide, and stuck them UNDER the skin and dug around for at least 10 minutes. Did I mention he was a new doctor-in-training? Not kidding. I experienced what is generally called a "gray out"; that is where you get tunnel vision and everything kinda fades to a light gray color, but you don't pass out. Fucker. Gave me some vicadin though.
10 years ago
don't worry house, you will be alright.
10 years ago
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10 years ago
And when I sliced open my right index finger lengthwise over the biggest joint the doctor-in-training I got at the clinic place took some of those long q-tips, dipped them in hydrogen peroxide, and stuck them UNDER the skin and dug around for at least 10 minutes. Did I mention he was a new doctor-in-training? Not kidding. I experienced what is generally called a "gray out"; that is where you get tunnel vision and everything kinda fades to a light gray color, but you don't pass out. Fucker. Gave me some vicadin though.
10 years ago
Tell us more. We're dying to know.
10 years ago
don't double post!
10 years ago
aah my work is done!
10 years ago
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10 years ago
Actually she is now my middle daughter as we have 5 month old boy/girl twins. Hard to keep track of all these damn people in my house now.
10 years ago
Wow. You suck at the intraweb.
10 years ago
NN, keep it simple, bro.
10 years ago
Stay off the internets!
10 years ago
"What the fuck is the internet?"
10 years ago
They have the internet on computers now?
10 years ago
'computers'?
10 years ago
'Have'?
10 years ago
"They"?
10 years ago
"on"?
10 years ago
"?"?
10 years ago
this is pussy
10 years ago
That is toe.
10 years ago
If you think this is a pussy, you've got a major shock ahead of you when you first get laid.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
i always have wonder what is behind the toe nail ,thanks dude. =)
10 years ago
shut up, sometimes this mother fucker has no idea about the english language then other times he is fine. what gives pantslit?
10 years ago
maybe simpler sentences?
10 years ago
God damn, this reminds me of the time I stubbed my toe so hard on my bed, that I lost my baby toe nail. HOly shit that bled for like a half hour. Never had such an excruciating pain in my life. This wound fucking sucks AAAASS!
10 years ago
excruciating -- lol
10 years ago
What the fuck? Were you wearing sandals when this happened? Fucking eww, man.
10 years ago
no, I was wearing motorcycle boots, it just hit so hard that it impacted through the boot
10 years ago
Yamaha Fizzy's rule !!
10 years ago
where is smerf to keep this non reply buttoning under control?!? it's utter anarchy in here!!
10 years ago
smerf has called in sick. i already handled it, dont worry.
10 years ago
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