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Do it yourself masturbation kit

You can't trust anyone these days, not even yourself!

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by Agent-G

submitted April 28th 2007

25 comments
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Do it yourself masturbation kit
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Yeah, I saw one of those about 7 years ago, in the mall.
10 years ago
So did you ever get around to using it?
10 years ago
No, it's still in his wallet.
10 years ago
ba dum ching!
10 years ago
What does my vietnamese manicurist have to do with this!?
10 years ago
7 years ago I was so broke I probably couldn't afford this.
10 years ago
Y'know, I bet with a little lube that shit might just take "The Stranger" to a whole new place. Do it with your off hand, too.
10 years ago
when the glove gets hot it rips........um, my friend said
10 years ago
tell your friend not to jerk you so hard
10 years ago
what? no reservoir tips?
10 years ago
If that glove is latex, you are gonna want to avoid Vaseline!
10 years ago
got aids?
10 years ago
Says the voice of experience.
10 years ago
i was lucky,i was fucking this dude, I mean "chic" up the ass with heaps of vasaline on the connie. just before the vinegar stroke the connie fell to bits. there was cum and shit EVERYWHERE....good times
10 years ago
now you and 4 of your closest friend can get together and increase the intimacy of your circle jerks
10 years ago
What if I only have 3 friends? Would that be a square jerk?
10 years ago
can you say LOVE GLOVE?
10 years ago
can you say Jack Pack?
10 years ago
Sure, pack jack. ohh, I cannot...
10 years ago
Who's Jack and why do you want to pack him?
10 years ago
uhh, it's all pink on the inside?
10 years ago
Then you better call an interior redecorator. Chinaski Home Refurberishings is a good bet.
10 years ago
Nah, the price is too high for the shoddy job they do...
10 years ago
The bastard would just paint it a slightly different shade of pink.
10 years ago
FINALLY!!!!(:
10 years ago
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