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Don't feed the lion

It's funnier if you pretend the lion is a bear and the dead guy is plantshit...

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by El_Wanko

submitted April 27th 2007

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The dead guy was not quite dead, but the lion sure did work hard to rectify that situation.
10 years ago
Holy shit that was fucking awesome. Except for the poor fuck mauled by the lion. Then again, you were INSIDE a LION's cage.
10 years ago
Survival of the fittest I say... (Even though the lion is in a cage. but then again, some people are pretty stupid...)
10 years ago
so
you gonna eat that half dead guy?
10 years ago
it looked like the lion dragged his skinny ass through the bars, they arent exactly thin spaced bars.. i never understand why zoos don use 2 fences spaced apart so the wildlife cant grab people
6 years ago
What the FUCK. They fire bullets at a lion for doing us a favor and eating our dead weight? Should have just shot the guy to put him out of his suffering and let the lion get back to dinner.
10 years ago
yep
10 years ago
i second that motion
10 years ago
I third that
10 years ago
Exactly what I was thinking
10 years ago
YOU TARDS!
It was a MUSLIM lion.
It was on a suicide mission.
It is now in Paradise with 12 virgin feral cats from Florida.
10 years ago
Imagine if it was you, you would be glad that the lion would be shot..your ass would be shitting bricks..I am glad the lion got shot..fuck the lion..
10 years ago
the lion is innocent man. it's that dog who started the whole thing
10 years ago
There are no virgin cats in Florida. Plantshit saw to that.
10 years ago
haahaha ew...
10 years ago
Even worse, they are firing at a lion that's forced to do "cute" little tricks and live in captivity when its supposed to be in the wild. It's a fucking wild animal...it's not the lion's fault. Fucking assholes.
10 years ago
Fuck that shit, I don't care what the damn circumstances are if he's about to fucking maul some guy-whether he's being a dumb fucking cunt or not- fucking kill the animal
10 years ago
in the real world most people would agree with u.. but in the kind of foggy fantasy world i live in, fuck that guy.
10 years ago
Why? WTF do I care if he dies. I see a shitload of people every day that could fall under the tires of my truck for all I give a shit, but lions are special.
10 years ago
the difference is that the dumbass guy put himself in that situation... i'm pretty sure the lion didnt come out of the bushes of africa and say hey, can you guys stick me in captivity and torture me? awesome, i hate being with my friends and hunting real meat. thanks.
10 years ago
wanko was basically agrreein with u o snap
10 years ago
We could certainly stick you in captivity, OhSnap, but maybe swap torture for a bit of abuse.
10 years ago
as long as she's captive is the main thing
10 years ago
it wasnt directed at wanko.
10 years ago
my bad sorry
10 years ago
I'm gonna go with the kill the animal side.
10 years ago
im sure that the guy stuck some kind of limb in there in the 1st place...the lion didn't reach out a paw to pull the guy in...the guy got wat he deserved and the lion was not at fault...
10 years ago
It's not a question of the lion being 'at fault'. If there's a lion killing a person, you kill the lion. It's that simple, and every person in this thread saying "Go lion!" would try to help the person if they were actually there.
10 years ago
possibly hank. but man i've got very little sympathy for these fuckin animal abusin shitheads. Go Lion!
10 years ago
We don't know they are abusing the animals. It started as a baseless assumption which is now morphing into common knowledge.
10 years ago
it's a circus. that is animal abuse. especially a shithole unprepared for anything fucked-up roadshow like this
10 years ago
All circuses abuse their animals? What exactly are you basing this opinion on?
10 years ago
even in the most respectable big name circuses the animals are chained and poked with sharp metal prods and scared into doing tricks. its a fact man . look it up, research it a bit you'll see
10 years ago
go lion! fuck that guy! and somebody get my dog out of that cage!
10 years ago
Didn't somebody mention the hyprocrisy earlier? PETA gets slagged off left and right on this site, but all of a sudden it's 'Circuses are bad, because they are vicious animal abusers.' Did you cheer when the prairie dogs were getting blown to bits?
10 years ago
i,ve never slagged peta, i never cheered the praire dog video and i've always been against the circus
10 years ago
Did you ever throw a rock at a squirrel? I knew it! You damn hypocrite.
10 years ago
i have never thrown a rock at a squirrel. i have never ever hurt an animal in my life. i dont even like killing bugs.
10 years ago
Yeah, right.
10 years ago
Clearly, the only proper thing to have done was toss a saddle on the lion and ride him through a flaming hoop.
10 years ago
I like that dog that comes in under that table at 1:39.
10 years ago
Yeah I know I saw that and I was like "WTF is up with the dog???"
10 years ago
typical dog, looking for scraps...
10 years ago
Is there not one fucking taser in the entire country?
10 years ago
!
10 years ago
mmh
10 years ago
goddamn that sux, i hope the lion is ok
10 years ago
no, the guard missed the waste of a guy and hit the lion... =\
10 years ago
i mean dont they have like electrical prods or something? shooting a lion with that puny gun will only make him mad unless its a mortal wound =( . but yeah i dont care how trained any animal is, (or some humans for that matter) you dont get into the cage just like that
10 years ago
How are you going to have sex with it if you don't get in the cage?
10 years ago
i hope that peice of shit guy gettin nearly killed by the lion suffered in imposibble fucking pain for weeks before he died. And what is my dog doing in that cage?
10 years ago
i know and have seen ppl who wishes bad things for others, will go thought that them selves.
10 years ago
but i dont hope it happens to you!
10 years ago
well i hope everyone that called this pore guy that sufferd getting mauled by a lion till the assholes finaly got someone to shoot the stupid animal. you guys should go to ebaums and jack off to gay porn fuckin pussys...
10 years ago
any asshole greedy and ignorant enough to keep an animal like that in a cage in what looks like some kind of circus deserves it man. I'm happy that buttplug suffered in the jaws of that nasty cat.
10 years ago
i would have liked to see the guy with the gun shoot the guy gettin mauled in the foot
10 years ago
I wonder how many of the people who call the lion tamers etc. assholes used to go to the circus as a kid and enjoy the show? Two faced cunts. Getting mauled by the animals is a risk they take to entertain folk, it isn't deserved unless the animals are abused in some way.
10 years ago
mrfugmuster gettin mauled by the lion is a risk they take to make money. circus animals are abused and scared .all of them . especialy in some half- assed roadshow like this.
10 years ago
ton-E, maybe you should read your comments before posting them, ok?
10 years ago
it was 4 am go fuck urself
10 years ago
dik, obviously they do it to make money, but if nobody found it entertaining there wouldn't be any money in it. As for the abuse, the big names in the circus world have animal rights hoonies with them to make sure it doesn't happen, although I'm not so sure about some of the foreign ones.
10 years ago
4 am is no excuse! Being drunk at 4 am is.
10 years ago
Shoot the lion.
10 years ago
what the FUCK happened here? this video just conjurs up a ridiculous amount of questions. Why the hell was that douche in the cage? where the hell were these people? what is with the dog just.. chillin? crazy!
10 years ago
ya man so true!!!! what the fuck???
10 years ago
Reminds me of an Andy Worhal. The more you see it...eh, the more you're perplexed.
10 years ago
if u just focus on the dog it's kinda funny
10 years ago
if i had to guess i'd say it's some kinda backwoods travellin circus from some country. i can't pick out the language. phillipines? maybe? guy in lion tank is probly the trainer/lion abuser. probly have some dog / lion act ..lion got pissy and decided to kill the trainer
10 years ago
i retract hat dog/lion act theory. i think the dog just went in the cage on his own apparently he's a bad dog.
10 years ago
hey fellas, no hurry, I mean, I know you are busy and all, but I am getting my fucking head chewed off here.. its cool you got the cam going because thats important too, but seriously, a lil' help would be appreciated.
10 years ago
hahahaha ya
10 years ago
medic, Medic, MEDIC......MEDIC/CAMERAMAN!
10 years ago
yeah i bet that lion was finished off
after the camera stoped rolling
10 years ago
The full version of the tape, they spend another 10 boring minutes giving the dickhead cpr or some shit. No more clips of the lion. I stopped paying attention before the absolute end, but it didn't look like the dude was gonna wake up.
10 years ago
thank god it was
10 years ago
i couldnt watch after the lion was shot and started screaming. fuck all those guys. i only wish that guy is still alive...in excruciating pain somewhere, suffering and scared
10 years ago
Dik, what a stupid thing to say.
You should see the end.
They EAT the lion and convert him to Islam!
10 years ago
I laughed when Mexican Hitler was summoned to do some capping
10 years ago
mexican hitler must have been on break.
10 years ago
Halal lion?
10 years ago
?? Why is there a lion but no tranq gun? And for the first 1:25 only ONE guy helps. Speaking of the video WHY IS THAT GUY TAPING IT? And why is there a man, a hungry lion, and a dog LOCKED in the SAME cage? I think they were all kinda asking for it.
10 years ago
hahahahaha ya
10 years ago
yeah, why not have everyone get in the cage and have all their heads chewed off, GOOD IDEA. there's not much else they could do with the obvious lack of preparation for anything like that (tranq, tazer, gun anything), they were just waiting for police with a gun. they should have put the lion out of it's misery though.. that's not cool.
10 years ago
ya insaneass that was not fuckin cool at all
10 years ago
maby it was some animal porn that took a bad turn i mean whats up whit the plastick on the flor and shool tabel
10 years ago
The dog is to keep the lion back, but i share your confusion.
10 years ago
the dog is not doing a very good job of keepin the lion back
10 years ago
Twats! Fucking foreigners...
10 years ago
Hey Plantshit why didn't the guy just fight the lion??? you fuckin stupid asshole! I almost forgot wanko's original suggestion when he posted it. Aaaahahaha Plantshit yer stupid
10 years ago
Why didn't he fight?
Because it's not Counterstrike.
10 years ago
I dont know, i dont compare me to others like cunts like you.
10 years ago
What do your compare yourself to? Crabs?
10 years ago
Lots of animals
10 years ago
plantshit did u notice how the lion killed the guy in this video?
10 years ago
lions attack the neck.
10 years ago
lions kill in a nice friendly way. bears tear u apart. If u must fight a bear I'd suggest u start with Fozzy Bear.
10 years ago
it doesnt mather in which way i could die.
10 years ago
For once, we agree!
10 years ago
thanks
10 years ago
Fuuuuuck
10 years ago
Just to let you guys know, the language was Persian, These are Iranians.

10 years ago
i thought it mighta sounded arabic type thanks
10 years ago
how the hell do you know that?
10 years ago
I worked in Iran for 5 years before the revolution thats how i picked up the language
10 years ago
how old r u?
more than 50 for sure
how did u like iran anyways?
10 years ago
it was very beautiful country, nice people and nice landscape and they paid good money for American engineers back then, VERY GOOD MONEY!
10 years ago
Top marks for the total randomness of a dog popping out from under a curtain. That lion wasn't about to give up its meal either, even with a bullet to the face. I thought you always had to have a gun nearby even for idiots. Looked like a circus since everyone was acting like a bunch of clowns.
10 years ago
This is some good quality shit man, great find, thanks for postin.
10 years ago
yea
10 years ago
surprised this wasnt on tv
10 years ago
I'm no hippy but I feel bad for the lion. I'm sure the guy knew the risk involved going into that cage and as a result, be prepared for the consequences. The lion didn't deserve that shit. Simba!!!! Noooooooo!!!
10 years ago
Actually, caring for the lion DOES make you a hippy.
10 years ago
Fucking one makes you even worse than a hippy.
10 years ago
Makes you a braver man than me.
10 years ago
It was probably the queer hat he was wearing. The lion was offended.
10 years ago
I was about to say the same thing. Next time coordinate and the lion would of respected you more.
10 years ago
Blood!
10 years ago
ta-DAAA!!!
10 years ago
hilarious!!!
10 years ago
wow, for a second there, I thought the guy in the white shirt was half there, that disturbed me for a moment.
10 years ago
Thought the same :O. Holy shit
10 years ago
i see some people do not like their fellow co-workers...
10 years ago
i can't get over that doggie in the back. I wonder what he's chewin on???? yikes
10 years ago
A) I have a feelin that dog was prolly meant to be food for the lion-hence the cameras and B) poor lion! still wasn't dead at the end of the vid :'-( poor bastard must of been sufferin
10 years ago
its a circus of some kind. there's chairs. they're not going to feed a circus lion a live animal....think about it.
10 years ago
I dunno-they throw live animals to the tigers in chinese/japanese zoos! anything is possible
10 years ago
ya but this is a circus. i doubt even people as stupid as these assbags would want to get their trick lion used to killing and eating something alive.
10 years ago
If the guy with the gun had run in and he'd forgot bullets id have enjoyed that video more- everyone loves a happy ending.
10 years ago
You old romantic you.
10 years ago
why shoot the lion? all they could of done was taser it.No lives needed to be taken.
10 years ago
Because every cop in the world keeps a taser, right?
10 years ago
You know in third world countries "tazer budget" translates to "drugs and teenage whores"
10 years ago
Poor lion, trapping the king of the jungle in a cage has to be aggravating... he just did what your average postal worker would have done, went a little nuts and started killing. That's total bs that they shot the lion.
10 years ago
Fuck that lion. I'd a shot him for just looking at me funny.
10 years ago
To the people rooting for the lion, and posted against Peta: So it's ok to kill an animal so you can have something tasty at lunch, but not to save a human's life?
10 years ago
lunch mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
10 years ago
Mother Nature dont give a fuck about how much you try to "protect" it you stupid tree hugging hippies. In the end it is either eat or be eaten. Sidenote: why didnt anyone have a gun/rifle to kill the fucking lion? And why didn't the lion eat that little dog running around in the cage instead of the dude?
10 years ago
the little dog probably wasn't poking the lion with a stick and makin him do tricks. although he does look like a sneaky fucker
10 years ago
That guy got what he deserved, its just a shame there werent more lions. Bulletproof ones.
10 years ago
That guy got what he deserved, its just a shame there werent more lions. Bulletproof ones.
10 years ago
Down with lions.
10 years ago
lion shouldn't have died just because some foreign cumstain wanted alittle pussy to play with.
10 years ago
the only thing that could have made this more satifying is if that dog had participated in the killin of that guy in some little cute way
10 years ago
Or peed on him.
10 years ago
Or started humping his leg.
10 years ago
It's like the pepsi challenge - they were trying to see if the lion could taste the difference between dog meat and human meat... the plan went to shit when the blindfold came off.
10 years ago
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=333_1177624795
theres link to longer version of this
video checkit and cry you fucking retards
10 years ago
so how did it end? did he die?
10 years ago
Poor lion.
10 years ago
poor mister lion =(
they shouldda used tranquilizers instead
9 years ago
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