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Kids Head Stuck

It wasn't such a good idea putting that pot on your head now was it?

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by yak

submitted April 26th 2007

76 comments
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comments (76)
Idiots. Put the pot on the stove and turn the heat to high. The heat of the element will cause the metal to expand and POP! Free. (But have some carrots and celery diced, just in case.)
10 years ago
damn it, you snuck in 1/2 sec before me.
10 years ago
I dont know if the physics would make the pan expand enough to take her head out before it burnt her...
...Im not saying I dont know as in 'I dont believe you', I really dont fucking know!
10 years ago
oranje i'm not sure i like you when you're sober
10 years ago
Or you could just push in on the sides that aren't in contact with her head.
10 years ago
Ah I see, you prefer it when im rambling like a retard...eh coup?
10 years ago
Fuckin' EH!
10 years ago
bitch is a pot head!
10 years ago
the guy tried to pull it off her head at the wrong angle. and what smerf said.
10 years ago
Damn right! Wait, what'd I say again? Oh yeah...
10 years ago
Just leave it on...She wont do it again will she?
10 years ago
fuck you fizzo...i was hoping no one would say that...not because i was gonna say it...because its retarded...and easy
10 years ago
about 5 people have said it so far, it's not really worth the trouble anymore..
10 years ago
You gotta put it on the stove to expand the metal.
10 years ago
Lawlz, supernova you suck. ;)
10 years ago
Bite me you lucky bastard.
10 years ago
lol now your comment there looks a bit stupid, supernova ;)
10 years ago
I don't know if shooting your goo on her feet would help...but it's worth a try.
10 years ago
Nah, just smear her with a bunch of butter.... then later you can get the pot off some other way
10 years ago
ohh hahahahahahahaha .hilarious both
10 years ago
Easiest thing is don't let her drink any liquids for about a week. -She dehydrates, shrinks, Voila!
10 years ago
ya and put butter on her
10 years ago
And that dumb bitch grew up to become MAnn Coulter.
10 years ago
there at the end, it appears that MAnn's daddy is taking her off camera to beat the ever loving conservative, jesus loving, we hate juicy genitals bleeding shit till she bleats outta her fuckin breathing hole kinda godless garbage. stupid eyecandy
10 years ago
insert punctuation at will....Fire!
10 years ago
Needed capitalization and comma's.
10 years ago
*commas
10 years ago
ah smerf! you're always lookin out for us....my gratitude for consideration like yours is boundless..red on the head like the noodle on a poodle.
10 years ago
...how'd you know I'm a red head?
10 years ago
And I only commented on the caps and commas cause you requested it.
10 years ago
do poodles have red noodles? and how DID you know smerf is a redhead? smerf i think you got yourself a stalker, man.
10 years ago
AND...

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.
10 years ago
Can anyone tell me, without using google, where this is from?
10 years ago
Another uninteresting point, but so what, in Japan they call tongue twisters 早口言葉、hayakuchikotoba, fast mouth words.
10 years ago
My best guess is going to be Dr. Seuss.
10 years ago
"Fox in sox " I have a kid . I know the whole book
10 years ago
hank i hate you...even if you have kids...u shouldnt say stuff like that to adults...i would rather of had you call her a pothead...once agian...for the record...i hate you
10 years ago
The feeling is mutual.
10 years ago
wanna make out
10 years ago
i do, if the offer is still on the table..*rubs leg nervously*
10 years ago
thats how the mexicans smuggle their kids in now,by stuffing them in pots
10 years ago
They're italian :/ !
10 years ago
brazilians
10 years ago
And here I was thinking they were so traumatized that they forgot how to speak english.
10 years ago
Remember, children should be seldom seen and never heard.
10 years ago
Now, children. What did we learn?
10 years ago
that its better to cook them when they can actually fit in the pot
10 years ago
See what you gotta do is put it on the stove to expand the metal. Damn n00bs.
10 years ago
See what you gotta do is read the comments above before making your own.
Damn n00bs.
10 years ago
-s
10 years ago
You see now, My Pregnant has started a new fashion trend.
10 years ago
My Pregnant?
10 years ago
Mr. Pregnant, I meant. The rubber chicken lickin' weirdo from the other day.
10 years ago
Fucking potheads will ruin this country someday.
10 years ago
damit snikt, beat me to it...
10 years ago
hate you
10 years ago
Fuking pot heads start young
10 years ago
hate you
10 years ago
awww but i luv u russell :)
10 years ago
Shoot the child.
Scrape out the brain.
Remove the remnants of her skull.
Pot saved.
10 years ago
And a free meal
10 years ago
With leftovers
10 years ago
At first, I thought the title said "Kid's Head Shock". Now that would've been interesting...
10 years ago
call me insensitive but i'd really like to bang on that pot with a cookspoon
10 years ago
Id just pick her up by the pot and shake it till it came off, or her head came off. Either way win win.
10 years ago
you're only supposed to shake babies, evryone knows that.
10 years ago
If you try it film it and submit
10 years ago
Haha, I'm surprised no one else said it but look, a stoner in the making. What a little pot head.
10 years ago
Damn never mind I skipped the one comment that mentioned it. I need to L2R
10 years ago
You skipped alot omre than one.
10 years ago
what an idiot kid! spank her please!
10 years ago
Shit... I live in that country... :(
10 years ago
R U FUCKIN STUPID??? Let go the suction. Stick a straw up inside it between her head & the pot and lift off, or use a prybar.
10 years ago
another thing u could do is stick baloons in the pot and all around it. not to get it off her head but just for fun
10 years ago
wherefore can't air be able to get through the hair
you can't crush the hair that much to make a perfect seal like that
therefore
fake
flame me
i dare you
i will come back with puns that will set your soul ablaze
10 years ago
Cut the bottom of the pot out and punch her head out, easy.
10 years ago
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