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Starwars Bagpipes

For all you Starwars nerds out there

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by yak

submitted April 25th 2007

85 comments
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LOL Vader's respirator sounds like it needs a tune-up.
10 years ago
They were drunk when they invented this. Also when they play this.
10 years ago
Not enough drone
10 years ago
What the hell are you doing there Smerf? You're the only one who enjoys the pipes...
10 years ago
i was waiting for the star wars kid to go nuts and start hitting shit in the background
10 years ago
My cousin Ernie, ladies and gentlemen. (applause)
10 years ago
god how can anyone stand playing a fucking bagpipe, whoever invented the bagpipe shoulda had there fucking nuts ripped off their bodies then burned
10 years ago
thus, the bagpipe was invented.
10 years ago
I, personally, find the bagpipe soothing and relaxing. Like a fine cigar or a blow job from a toothless whore.
10 years ago
MMmmmm....toothless whore blowjob...
10 years ago
That could possibly be the coolest lightsabre.
10 years ago
or a dildo for group lesbian sex.
10 years ago
You win.
10 years ago
Lame. Couldn't they have at least edited in some sabers over the pipes?
10 years ago
i hope he die
10 years ago
You know, I used to know of a Swede as demented as you. You don't happen to live in Bremen do you?
10 years ago
probably is swedish, or he lives in another country with no bears. Hence his bravery/stupidity
10 years ago
Me and my friends used to chase bears up trees when we were in high school. Black bears, though, not brown ones. Of course, someone will say bullshit. Whatever, it's true.
10 years ago
I like how you tell us the most absurd and stupidest thing man can do and not even offer an explaination as to HOW!
10 years ago
bullshit hank
10 years ago
they were probably squirrels hank
10 years ago
It was quite easy, man. For two summers lots of bears came into the city. Duluth, Minnesota 1985-86. Me and my frinds would be walking around and find a trail of knocked over trash cans in an alley, or be sitting in his backyard drinking some beer and hear some dogs barking a few blocks away. Yup, probably bears, we think. Run over there, yep there they are. There was one group we saw alot. It was actually a mother with 3 or 4 cubs (I can't remember the exact number). We would just run at them together waving our arms all crazy and yelling or barking like dogs and the bears always took the fuck off. Run up a tree or whatever. Bears are scared of people. One time this little cub fell out of a pine tree, about 20-25 feet. Whack! lands right on it's side, lays there, doesn't move for a minute or so, then, snap!, it wakes up, pops up and runs back up the tree. That shit is kinda crazy, I guess, but it didn't seem so at the time and we did alot of crazy shit back then. Fuck, I'm getting old.
10 years ago
Of course dik has to weigh in with his worthless comments. dik, go suck a dead bear's cock you worthless piece of shit.
10 years ago
and fuck you dik.
10 years ago
u and plantshit should work as a team hank. u chase the bears, get them cornered and plantshit can fight them...aaaaaaaahahahahaha
10 years ago
You are so funny.
10 years ago
so u chased a mother bear with her cubs???? i just realized u actually said that. Hank that's ridiculous. u r full of shit. also a fuckin family of bears isn't just going to wander into a city of 90000 people.You are sounding an awful lot like plantshit right now.
10 years ago
that reminds me of this one time i got attacked by a polar bear family in mexico. lucky my magic friend was there to put a spell on him cuz i was way busy fighting a kangaroo mother with a joey in it's pouch.......ahhh ..good times..
10 years ago
dik: You seem to dont know a shit about bears. Bears are very afraid of humans and run away when see,hear or smell humans. Just because the bear mother has cubs it doesnt mean they attack anything, they only attack when she feels that the cubs are in danger, like if you are beetwhen the cubs and the mother ,she will probebly attack you.
10 years ago
aaaaaaahahahahahaha
10 years ago
so u dont think some goofy lookin asian chasin them is going to make the mother bear think theres danger????. Keep it up plantshit. I hope u get yer chance i really do.
10 years ago
Why cant you be serious and give me an answer, the only answer people on MS get from you is bad jokes.
10 years ago
i posted a picture of a grizzly that i took maybe 25 feet away. i dont think it'll get on here cuz theres noone fucking it. but baby i know a couple of things about bears.
10 years ago
whats yer question dummy?
10 years ago
i have no question now, but always when you say im wrong and say you have right you dont explane why....all thoughts has reason why dont you share them?
10 years ago
reason? you're talking about reason???? u think it's somehow reasonable to want to fight a bear?. first of all i happen to really like bears. second only an idiot would want to hurt one. third only a massive giant deathstar of an idiot would want to fight one. So if i treat u like an idiot it's because in my humble opinion the things u say are idiotic
10 years ago
So if i shoot a bear with my rifle people would say: you didnt give the bear a chance. Now i give it a chance claw vs claw .A bear has no emotinal value for me except entertainment purpose.
10 years ago
hahaha !you're not going to be able to get me riled up sonny. Nice try though.
10 years ago
@dik I'm sure you're not actually dumb enough to believe that bears won't come into a city of (oh, so many) 90,000 people. (Duluth is surrounded by forest and many rivers cut through the city on their way to Lake Superior). Also, why are you so fucking retarded? Polar bears and kangaroos don't live in Mexico. Black bears live in Minnesota and when there isn't much food in the woods, for whatever reason, they come into the city to look through trash cans and whatnot. It's a common occurance. If you can't tell the difference between what I'm saying and plantshit's retarded babblings, you're dumber than he is.
10 years ago
Dude, there are polar bears and kangaroos in Mexico!! they just disguise as Mexicans and cross the border, and then go to Duluth to scare the shit out of ppl! haven't you seen the news?
10 years ago
Maybe Hank, Dik, and Plant ought to get a room......shit.
10 years ago
You know reading arguments that are persistent reminds me alot about the special olympics. No matter who wins, you're all fucking retarded.
10 years ago
How original.
10 years ago
im not retarded just hank and dik..they should be put into a pit for the rest of there failed lifes.
10 years ago
That wasn't a very nice thing to say.
10 years ago
you dont say so nice thing to me either.....and you to dik.
10 years ago
Wow, plant shit needs to take on that bear tonight. That way the bear puts him out of our misery.
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I still want a video Plantshit...
10 years ago
i used to live in a small town near the yukon BC border for a few years. This is bear country.
The real wilderness. not minnesota. This place was surrounded by bears and it was very very rare they would come into town.
10 years ago
Minnesota is not the real wilderness? It certainly is real, and it certainly is wild. I said, in the beginning, that there were two summers where lots of bears came into town. (Usually, it's fairly rare, yes, 'common occurance' may have been a bit of an exaggeration. But, I've seen bears in my neighborhood probably 20 times or so. 15 of them in those two summers.) And they did. And we did chase them. And one time, (another boring story) after I'd just gotten out of the navy, I pulled into my friend's driveway, in the alley, and was smoking a pinchie in the car with my friend, and did a double-take in the rear-view mirror. There was a bear right behind my car in the middle of the day. Well, not bullshit, we got out of the car and chased it off. By the way, how rare is very, very rare? It's probably way more often than the average person sees a bear.
10 years ago
Within the Duluth city limits (mostly residential areas), I've seen Bears, raccoons(many), skunks(many), squirrels(grey-many, red-few), chipmunks, rabbits(many), deer(many), beaver, porcupine, otters, mice, moles, woodchucks, ducks, geese, owls, eagles, hawks, pheasants, various other small birds, etc... My friend was in the paper when I was a kid, because a young moose wandered into our neighborhood (about 3 blocks from my house). Once a fucking kangaroo escaped from the Duluth Zoo, and it was a week before they caught it. Yeah, there's no wildlife there at all.
10 years ago
Maybe the bears didn't venture into this 'small town near the yukon bc border' because they were tired of the townspeople having sex with them, then mounting their heads on the walls.
10 years ago
i know the area. just compared to other places i've seen. it's not real in the middle of nowhere wilderness. maybe american bears are stupid
10 years ago
Well, the northern half of MN is basically lakes and forest with some small towns sitting in the middle of it all. Believe me or not, but I would never make up something to try to sound cool here. How stupid is that? I've got enough real, interesting stories.
10 years ago
i dont even tell stories on here cuz they sound like bullshit. I did submit a picture of a grizzly i took on the alaska highway. but i doubt it'll get posted cuz there was no poop all over it.
10 years ago
As far as stupid bears go...yeah, maybe the MN bears are stupid. The last two years, there's been loads of bear attacks in Japan. Black bears. My students (yes, I'm an Engrish teacher) can't believe it when I tell them we used to harass the the bears back home. You should tell stories. It doesn't matter if most people don't believe you, some people will enjoy it. A good story is a good story.
10 years ago
i like stories...i always share my stories.
10 years ago
insightful plantshit...real good. i've heard 3 year olds say stuff like that. 3 year olds.
10 years ago
ty dik ....scary to have a teacher that is a regular visitor of MS. The odds of you to make something "bad" to your student must be highter then a teacher that doesnt like to watch violence and sex everyday. I wonder if they wouldnt fire you if they would know this.
10 years ago
would fire you
10 years ago
Don't you mean, to Hank?
10 years ago
hank:scary to have a teacher that is a regular visitor of MS. The odds of you to make something "bad" to your student must be highter then a teacher that doesnt like to watch violence and sex everyday. I wonder if they wouldnt fire you if they would know this
10 years ago
Surely teachers should be open minded to all aspects of life? This stops them becoming small minded preachers who teach kids that monkeys can talk and plants can shit.
10 years ago
I dont share your opinion . I wouldnt want my kid to be teach by a teacher that like to watch the stuffs on MS. Because its prove by science that people that watch lots of stuffs that are shown on this site has a bigger predicament to make "bad stuffs".
10 years ago
Why dont you try making sense next time? Also when was there ever a scientific invesigation to see how many MS users became "bad stuffs makers"?
10 years ago
to watch porno, viloence does!.
10 years ago
What's that supposed to mean? If you watch porn, you become violent. Then what makes you violent towards bears, lots of animal porn?
10 years ago
to watch porno badstuuff make
10 years ago
Since when did you learn how to speak plantshit's language, dik?
10 years ago
learn big fight not when did.
10 years ago
If you watch porno, viloent movies etc you have a higher risk of making badstuffs.
10 years ago
I have always like to hunt. No tv or shit has effected me on that.
10 years ago
i want to make badstuffs. it sounds cool
10 years ago
and to kill a bear is not badstuffs.....badstuffs is having sex with minors and killing others humans.
10 years ago
etc...
10 years ago
badstuffs good for make.
10 years ago
What about having sex with minors if they were already dead when you found them, is that badstuffs?
10 years ago
badstuffs like that hard for make choice.
10 years ago
I imagine your childhood was spent mostly in fear plantshit.
"Badstuffs...no...badstuffs...must get away from the... badstuffs"
Your parents probably watched porn and violent movies before they were arrested, did that make them badstuff makers?
10 years ago
Are you a badstuff?
10 years ago
Then i will give the bear the desicion to fight. I will not attack it i will go close, it can attack or leave.
10 years ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha. dude honestly. I'm starting to think yer borderline retarded.
10 years ago
let me guess... u live in a home with a buch of other funny looking people. several times a day u all meet together and dithcuth yer feelings .. u know stuff like why doesn't johnny wrap up the bologna after he makes a sandwich. am i right???hmm??
10 years ago
ok thanks
10 years ago
Copied this from a BBC website:

Nobody knows exactly where bagpipes were invented. Hittite1 carvings show that they existed in some form as far back as 1000 BC. They probably originated in Asia and were brought to Europe by the Romans, but nobody is really sure. They were considered peasant instruments so nobody of any learning wrote down anything to do with them. There are passing references to them in various works of literature from the 13th and 14th centuries, but no detailed descriptions.

By the Middle Ages, bagpipes were common throughout Europe, Persia, India and China. In Great Britain, they were common throughout England, but ironically not popular in Scotland.

Around 1600, bagpipes started to die out in England, starting in the south and progressing Northwards. Only Northumbria now retains a type of bagpipe. As the popularity of bagpipes waned in England, they became more popular in Scotland.

Scotland is unique in that there bagpipes became a military instrument. Armies had bagpipe bands and the instrument went from strength to strength. In other countries, the bagpipe was used as an accompaniment for folk dancing. With the advent of the Industrial Revolution, more and more people moved to cities and lost touch with their folk music roots. By the end of the 19th Century, bagpipes were dying out in Europe, with the exception of the Scottish military bagpipes.
10 years ago
well, fuck - now I is inspired
5 years ago
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