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fuck u plantshit. attack this.

this is a real grizzly bear i took pictures of near the yukon B.C. border.

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by dik

submitted April 24th 2007

88 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
fuck u plantshit. attack this.
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comments (88)
can't believe this got posted. this is the proudest moment of my life..i'm cryin a little
11 years ago
So what? Man..Next time post one of your mother..
11 years ago
let me have my moment in the sun.
11 years ago
I used to work in the logging industry in B.C. I never met any grizzlies but the black bears were bad enough. It's an amazing feeling to be 15 feet from an animal that could easily kill you but decides to walk right by you like you don't even exist.
11 years ago
Ok dik..enjoy it while it last..
11 years ago
hehe...I'm a star
11 years ago
right on twister. i was lucky. I know guys that lived around there for ten years and never saw a grizzly. at the time i took these pictures i had only lived there for a couple of years
11 years ago
2 years well spent!
11 years ago
Bears are pretty amazing animals for the most part, deciving too. Unless you've seen these things in action, it can be hard to believe they can move as fast, hard, and as long as they do while on the move, or with 5-10 slugs in them...also werid that they tend to look human when you skin them
11 years ago
where were u in bc twister? i was in Fort Nelson. Pic was taken a few hours north of there.
11 years ago
Diggin the new avatar, dik.
11 years ago
the good doctor is in
11 years ago
So the Jap-girl-getting-fucked vid I submitted is trumped by a bear? I don't get the rules.
11 years ago
A friend of mines Grandma tells a nice story about a grizzly bear in Alaska. She was cooking in the kitchen and it stuck its nose in the open window. So she hit it with fucking frying pan!
11 years ago
@ClaudeBallz, there are no rules. I've submitted a ton of good pics, none of which have appeared in the last three days.
11 years ago
I could fight a bear, the amount of pushups I do must have left me with the punchin power of a bull!
....I mean a Horse!
11 years ago
I do cockpushups.
11 years ago
You'll end up like the guy who tried to fight that lion.
11 years ago
Alright Hercules. Make a video of you fighting a bear - A REAL ONE - and see what happens. Then we'll comment and make whooping noises as you get ass literally swiped off by a pissed off bear.
11 years ago
I don't think I've ever been punched by a bull or a horse.
11 years ago
I punched a horse once, when I was 13. I saw it in a western and thought that was how you controlled stupid animals. That fucking thing took off like a jet! Found it 2 days later on an adjacent ranch. Of course, I lied about what happened though.
11 years ago
Why the fuck are we looking at this shit?
11 years ago
Because we poor suckers will look at just about anything. Also the chance to slag of plantshit is too good for most fine upstanding people to turn down.
11 years ago
There aren't any fine, upstanding people here.
11 years ago
Ok. All us knobheads cannot resist slagging off plantshit.
11 years ago
That thing is baddass.
11 years ago
it was awesome. less than a mile from where we were camping. i took like 15 -20 pics of it.
11 years ago
wow dik you are awesome...im gonna give you the prize of the biggest "attention whore of 2007" award!
11 years ago
thanks jimjammawhatever. i was going to give yer baby-momma the same award, except for the "attention" part.
11 years ago
Aw naw, who let John Goodman out??
11 years ago
"On your planet you have an animal called a bear. It is a large animal, sometimes larger than you, and it is clever and has ingenuity, and it has a brain as large as yours. But the bear differs from you in one important way. It cannot perform the activity you call imagining. It cannot make mental images of how reality might be. It cannot envision what you call the past and what you call the future. This special ability of imagination is what has made your species as great as it is. Nothing else. It is not your ape-nature, not your tool-using nature, not language or your violence or your caring for young or your social groupings. It is none of these things, which are all found in other animals. Your greatness lies in imagination. The ability to imagine is the largest part of what you call intelligence. You think the ability to imagine is merely a useful step on the way to solving a problem or making something happen. But imagining it is what makes it happen. This is the gift of your species and this is the danger, because you do not choose to control your imaginings. You imagine wonderful things and you imagine terrible things, and you take no responsibility for the choice. You say you have inside you both the power of good and the power of evil, the angel and the devil, but in truth you just have one thing inside you--the ability to imagine."
11 years ago
thanks Mr. Christ
11 years ago
Far from it,and if I was Mr. Christ my first name would be Buddy. Dik..err dick.
11 years ago
.....
11 years ago
Jib is scaring me a little
11 years ago
Jib, that's bullshit!
11 years ago
i feel you man
11 years ago
Jib, you are without a doubt, a twat. Keep taking those pills and the funny farm will remain an unhappy memory.
11 years ago
Twat? I'm not a twat. I post just as much bullshit as anyone around here and I dont believe half the things I say, except this. This imagine thing is bullshit and I know it. Every animal gets the idea that it would be good to rip our throats out every now and then. I just felt like stirring up some trouble. It worked obviously.
11 years ago
You're still a twat though.
11 years ago
Twat
11 years ago
Twatty McTwatson.
11 years ago
I'm gonna go with "Twunt" on this one. Why the fuck not, right?
11 years ago
Smerf wins.
11 years ago
I wanna get Chinaski's take on this....CHINASKI! LET THE ASIAN BOY GO, PULL UP YOUR PANTS AND GET OVER HERE! TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!
11 years ago
like he's wearing pants at all
11 years ago
He could be wearing a kilt like I am, but I doubt it.
11 years ago
Sorry, I was off for the last day and a half hiking in the mountains and banging some slut my friend's friend brought. Didn't see any bears. There was beaver though.
11 years ago
and u couldn't call hank? we were worried?
11 years ago
Aw thanks, that's so nice of you to say.
11 years ago
it's a fucking bear. fucken eh!
11 years ago
After I saw this posted, I actually became somewhat intriguied with the idea of whether or not a human being could actually kill a bear with their bare hands (or little more) and came across this
http://members.fortunecity.com/gogodncr/JohnHirsch. html
I found several sources backing up the same claim so I'm pretty sure its real, heres another one
http://lists.envirolink.org/pipermail/ar-news/Week-of-Mon-20031124/011591. html
11 years ago
ohh yeah and there are spaces in the web adress if your actually going to copy and paste
11 years ago
Trust me, no one is gonna go to that effort.
11 years ago
People have killed bears for a long time. There is alot of urban legends about bears....really they are not the ultimate killing machine. They have lots of weakness like us.
11 years ago
ya i hear they're weak in the claws. u should stomp on their feet as your first attack move. then go straight for the teeth. bears hate people touching their teeth Go for the teeth , fuckin bear will probly submit
11 years ago
i dont feel to film the fight anymore.
11 years ago
chickening out artificialplantshit?
11 years ago
no , why should i record it and let other see it. I dont get nothing for it.
11 years ago
get anything for it
11 years ago
and you thought of this just now?
11 years ago
no ... but someone asked me to record it...but now i dont feel to make a good favour.
11 years ago
It was me. See below. Also not a favour but a legal requirement.
11 years ago
fuck you u suck dik motha fucker i so drunk born in tusa
11 years ago
fuck you
11 years ago
There is one larger predator in the forest and the name of that predator is plantshit . Im going Vs a brown bear not a grizzly . they are smaller. The bear will not just die for entertainment, i will eat it and use the fur and bones to make something nice of them. Thanks for the picture.
11 years ago
your ridiculous. plantshit did u see what that small young lion did to that guy in the video??? lions kill by stragulation . brown bears tear u apart. it would be worse. You cant honestly be that stupid
11 years ago
You can compare me to a chinesse , then the bear is going to be pierced.
11 years ago
now your actually making more sense plantshit
11 years ago
ooh wrong there, its is cant compare me to a chinesse
11 years ago
Plantshit, when you go toe to toe with the bear please make sure someone sensible records it. When it finally gets posted we will all be laughing our tits off at you being ripped apart. Really, we will.
11 years ago
Plantshit, you fuckwit, a grizzly IS a brown bear for fuck's sake. And I'm not just talking about the color before anyone else steps in.
11 years ago
actually fughead its sorta confusing i'm no expert but i think theres grizzlys ,kodiaks, and coastal brown bears and maybe another., i think all are considered brown bears like u say but all are different too. not sure how. the pic is a grizzly
11 years ago
now its a subspeice and for me it big different.
11 years ago
species kck ass i so drunk but u hate youhank and dicka nde that motha fucker i like to be tdrubnk but you know i try my brest to be the bst writer but you just be dubms b to me huh =/ make me sad i m goinmg to make succide this year
11 years ago
Why commit suicide when you could just fight a bear instead....
11 years ago
did anyone watch the office a few nights ago
hella funny
11 years ago
ya funniest show on tv. Question..which kind of bear is best?.........False. black bear.
11 years ago
FAKE!
11 years ago
... i thought mucho sucko was about deranged video footage and freakish pictures? a fucking bear? FUCK YOU
11 years ago
Fuck you, too. Stop thinking, you're not good at it. You wanna see something, submit!
11 years ago
sweet bajebus thats awesome!
6 years ago
wheres the sign,noob?
5 years ago
Dik was more 'normal' 6 years ago.
5 years ago
No you----------------------------------^
5 years ago
Twas' before the wench broke him.
5 years ago
normal was one thing, but now dik is broken? I hope he cuts your mouths out with a chainsaw
5 years ago
Eeeeew.
5 years ago
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